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Old 12-13-2012, 05:36 PM   #56521
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OK Doc, My Yamaha 125 Vino is available if you can come up with the difference.
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Ignore list in 3.....2......1



Ease up Doc,I'll loan you the difference. You don't mind if I put Charlie in charge of collections do you?
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Old 12-13-2012, 05:36 PM   #56522
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ok..you guys take the helm..I am goin to bed!
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Old 12-13-2012, 05:40 PM   #56523
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So what's all this talk about blowin' goats and dildos and such? Why, I haven't been to a Chrimus party like that since … well, I don't want to say. Should I just go ahead and invite myself then?
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sure..cause we sure as fuck aint gonna do it!
Was that the "royal" We Doc?

Come on Scribe but bring your own lube.

Once again Doc, where is El Camino Real?
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Old 12-13-2012, 05:41 PM   #56524
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ok..you guys take the helm..I am goin to bed!
Ditto!
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Old 12-13-2012, 05:46 PM   #56525
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British green bead breaking device... the only useful thing Ive done with this car in ages...




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Old 12-13-2012, 05:56 PM   #56526
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Good night Doc.

6' 1 my ass.






what the hell with the rear tire?

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Old 12-13-2012, 07:31 PM   #56527
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sure..cause we sure as fuck aint gonna do it!
I would not attend any party that would put me on the guest list.
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Old 12-13-2012, 10:05 PM   #56528
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British green bead breaking device... the only useful thing Ive done with this car in ages...




You need to sell me that lil buggy Mouth so I can store in my place for a few years.
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Old 12-14-2012, 04:29 AM   #56529
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mornin fellers

checkin in at 5' 10"
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Old 12-14-2012, 05:18 AM   #56530
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for the record, I do not enjoy being awake this early.

I hit my shoulder ( hard) on a metal door yesterday, hurt like a MOFO

popped a hydrocodone along with several beer, went to bed early, slept wonderfully until about 1 am, pain woke me up, popped another pill.

this time, it made me itch, and ancy, and I was awake in the bed until about 4am

more proof that beer > pills
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Old 12-14-2012, 05:52 AM   #56531
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According to your stats that's more than 13 posts a day Doc. I stand by my statement.

It would take a lot of hydrocodone for me to get to that kind of posts per day.
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Old 12-14-2012, 05:59 AM   #56532
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It would take a lot of hydrocodone for me to get to that kind of posts per day.
nuttin to it!
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Old 12-14-2012, 07:05 AM   #56533
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I think hydrocodone must do that. I've been taking it on and off since getting this stone and I don't sleep well when taking them.
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Old 12-14-2012, 07:11 AM   #56534
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How do i make the pictures smaller?
A couple of easy, free options for you--both better than emailing photos to yourself just to get smaller, optimized photos.

Here is a browser-based solution.
http://www.picresize.com/
You upload your photo and then have lots of options (more than you need). In step 2 "Resize Your Picture", choose "Fit to screen: 800 resolution" or whatever you like.


There are lots of Windows utilities you can install. Here is a handy Windows program I use.
http://www.rw-designer.com/picture-resize
It's super-simple. The program is named PhotoResize.exe. You just rename the program like this PhotoResize800.exe. Then you just drag & drop photos or entire folders of photos and it create 800px wide (or tall) images. Your originals are left untouched. I keep a few copies of this program sitting on my desktop for easy photo resizing.

PhotoResize200.exe (for thumbnail images)
PhotoResize800.exe (for forum sharing)
PhotoResize1600.exe (for upload to my online photo albums)
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Old 12-14-2012, 07:27 AM   #56535
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The Best Story of the Year:

Tom's Scrotum

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express
praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband,Tom, had a terrible motorcycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."

You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagine the pain that poor Tom must have experienced.

"Tom was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Tom's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place."

Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Tom.

"Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Tom is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely."

All the men sighed with unified relief.

The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.

A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, "Hi, I'm Tom Smith."

The entire congregation held its breath.

"I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum."
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