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Old 02-18-2013, 08:55 PM   #13141
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Don't forget that billy goats also tend to piss all over everything, including themselves. Some sort of personal portable cologne or something.....

And over to you, SR. LOL!

Personally, I doubt this could derail the project, there has to be some kind of workaround on this little detail.

Maybe we could convince Touratech to bottle and sell it as "corruption repellant" or something. Then, thousands of people would spend thousands of dollars to douse themselves in it.

The catchy little tune for marketing it to upscale ADV riders and goat fans would be to the tune of "You've got to move like Jagger" but the lyrics would be "You've got to smell like Helge".

Sheer marketing genius, folks.
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Old 02-18-2013, 08:56 PM   #13142
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And rule numero uno of riding in Mexico es...
There are certain advantages to following the rules....and few disadvantages.
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Old 02-18-2013, 08:59 PM   #13143
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Old 02-18-2013, 09:11 PM   #13144
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And over to you, SR. LOLl.
I know, I know. With all this goat material you have been setting me up for an easy one line zinger. I just couldn't think of good one!
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Old 02-18-2013, 09:28 PM   #13145
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Old 02-18-2013, 10:32 PM   #13146
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And rule numero uno of riding in Mexico es...
I know, I know (now)
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Old 02-19-2013, 05:20 AM   #13147
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I would sincerely like to thank Sr. WeezyBuddha for making the point that measures are now being taken to make soccer a more interesting sport.
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Old 02-19-2013, 05:33 AM   #13148
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And over to you, SR. LOL!

Personally, I doubt this could derail the project, there has to be some kind of workaround on this little detail.

Maybe we could convince Touratech to bottle and sell it as "corruption repellant" or something. Then, thousands of people would spend thousands of dollars to douse themselves in it.

The catchy little tune for marketing it to upscale ADV riders and goat fans would be to the tune of "You've got to move like Jagger" but the lyrics would be "You've got to smell like Helge".

Sheer marketing genius, folks.
Eau de ADV.

Really... people piss all over each other down in JM all the time.
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Old 02-19-2013, 05:43 AM   #13149
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Now them there are some nice looking little goats.

It also appears that affirmative action in Mexico is finding a few token blondes to throw into the picture (Booooooooo!). But are they real blondes?
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Old 02-19-2013, 05:50 AM   #13150
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But are they real blondes?
I'll volunteer to run the testing. None of that double blind placebo controlled type stuff, I mean a simple A/B comparison.
A ver quienes son las gueritas de la botella!
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Old 02-19-2013, 06:18 AM   #13151
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Old 02-19-2013, 06:27 AM   #13152
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Rut-Roh, you're going to annoy that guy who doesn't like comparisons of Mexico danger to US cities.
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Old 02-19-2013, 07:03 AM   #13153
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I'll volunteer to run the testing. None of that double blind placebo controlled type stuff, I mean a simple A/B comparison.
A ver quienes son las gueritas de la botella!
Carpet and drapes and all that, eh?
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Old 02-19-2013, 07:13 AM   #13154
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Carpet and drapes and all that, eh?
But of course!
All in the interest of science and furthering cross cultural understanding.
Important work, not for the squeamish.
Beats looking at crime stats!
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Old 02-19-2013, 07:40 AM   #13155
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Carpet and drapes and all that, eh?
These days, there's not a lot of carpet.
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