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Old 03-02-2013, 11:53 AM   #6031
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Today, I got the "does your husband really let you ride a motorcycle?" one.

Well, um, I have no idea. I never asked him for permission......
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Old 03-02-2013, 07:33 PM   #6032
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Today, I got the "does your husband really let you ride a motorcycle?" one.

Well, um, I have no idea. I never asked him for permission......
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Old 03-02-2013, 10:02 PM   #6033
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Usual term for letting someone run ahead of you at speed to get the ticket first is a "rabbit."
I've always called them a "decoy"
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Old 03-02-2013, 10:55 PM   #6034
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I call them "Pace Cars"
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Old 03-03-2013, 08:57 AM   #6035
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"do you watch sons of anarchy?"
"no"
"why not? Isn't it, like, motorcycle guys and stuff?"
"I'm busy actually riding a motorcycle."

it's best for everyone if I just leave my helmet on at fuel stops.
Just tell them that you are Jax's stunt double in the motorcycle gunfight scenes.
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Old 03-03-2013, 12:58 PM   #6036
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Usual term for letting someone run ahead of you at speed to get the ticket first is a "rabbit."
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A "probe" or "probe unit" is what I've always called them.
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I've always called them a "decoy"
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I call them "Pace Cars"
I've always referred to it as having another vehicle "running interference".
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Old 03-03-2013, 02:32 PM   #6037
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Today, I got the "does your husband really let you ride a motorcycle?" one.

Well, um, I have no idea. I never asked him for permission......
You & I have got some stories to share! :-)
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Old 03-03-2013, 04:30 PM   #6038
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Usual term for letting someone run ahead of you at speed to get the ticket first is a "rabbit."
You shake the trees and I'll rake the leaves.
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Old 03-03-2013, 05:05 PM   #6039
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Today I was approached by an old-timer and his wife who told me all about the good times they had on his 1960 Triumph T120 Bonneville, the "first one in Arkansas", according to him. That wasn't stupid, we had a good conversation and he enjoyed checking out my "new" Bonnie. The stupid remark was earlier in the day, while I was stopped for lunch. A guy who looked like he may have been an actual "biker" drove up, checked out my Triumph, then came in and told me that it had been a while since he'd seen a Norton. "It's a Triumph", said I, understanding his confusion, but then he started to argue. "It says Norton", he countered. I grinned and he went back out to have another look. He came back in, admitted I was right, then without a word proceeded to order his lunch. Ah well.
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Old 03-03-2013, 05:42 PM   #6040
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Today I was approached by an old-timer and his wife who told me all about the good times they had on his 1960 Triumph T120 Bonneville, the "first one in Arkansas", according to him. That wasn't stupid, we had a good conversation and he enjoyed checking out my "new" Bonnie. The stupid remark was earlier in the day, while I was stopped for lunch. A guy who looked like he may have been an actual "biker" drove up, checked out my Triumph, then came in and told me that it had been a while since he'd seen a Norton. "It's a Triumph", said I, understanding his confusion, but then he started to argue. "It says Norton", he countered. I grinned and he went back out to have another look. He came back in, admitted I was right, then without a word proceeded to order his lunch. Ah well.
I had a guy once argue the my KLR was built by KTM....
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Old 03-03-2013, 06:50 PM   #6041
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I've always referred to it as having another vehicle "running interference".
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Old 03-03-2013, 07:13 PM   #6042
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Old 03-03-2013, 07:42 PM   #6043
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I've always referred to it as having another vehicle "running interference".
I don't really care what it's called as long as it keeps me from getting a ticket
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Old 03-03-2013, 09:05 PM   #6044
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"It says Norton", he countered.
Ah, you don't know what you bought and ride everyday.
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Old 03-04-2013, 04:50 AM   #6045
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I usually get the, "Little cold isn't it?" from those in the HD set. Which when there is snow on the ground and it is 20 degrees is a fair enough question. But does not mean I can't have a little fun......

I will generally point to my "bits" and say; "Didn't you hear them clang when I got off?"
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