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Old 03-27-2013, 07:58 AM   #106
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Just rolled in to home......

Great trip!!!

My ass is draggin'........

Will start actually doing a ride report tomorrow.....



Your ass is always dragging.


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Old 03-27-2013, 09:22 AM   #107
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Welcome back. Senoritas weeping, church bells ringing, corona salesmen moaoning ,stray dogs yelping all over baja today. But the tale of the gringos hederosos will live on!
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Old 03-27-2013, 04:07 PM   #108
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Okay!! Where were we?

Oh yeah....an actual ride report....

Fetid cloths in and clogging the washing machine...check

Fetid body washed/scraped clean....check

Fetid Boots left in the garage to kill any errant insects...check

Big pad for sore ass on chair...check

Aerosmith playing...check

Lagunitas IPA in chilled glass....check

Let's go!!!

(DISCLAIMER: If you are looking for amazing stunts/riding, off-road prowess, studly deeds, manly bleeding/repairs/rescue, etc., this RR ain't for you. We are fuck off's.... lazy/sloppy doofs that wander around and accomplish nothing. We are the anti-matter of Adventure....we are just fucking around having a good time. No big accomplishments except that We Had Fun. ...enjoy.....)


Currently downloading about 600 photos (with Jay's (aka Heb) in the pipe).......as I was not able to upload while down in Baja....

So, when we last left our heros they were futzing around waiting for nasty weather to clear outta Californ-i-a/Baja North......

We decided (it being a fake Adventure and all) to wait out the shit weather, so we moved our departure forward a few days....

....which gave more time for more prep, speculation, map studying, drinking and such....



Added a few important supplies....

Ceegars....of course!




Butt wipes...(of course!)




Tide...Get's the dirt (an poo) OUT!!!



Motion Pro Bead Breakers!! Tried these on one of Jay's tires that had been on since Jeebus was a corporal...worked a charm! DaFoole recommended!!!



AND, most importantly...Medical Bracelets!!!


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Old 03-27-2013, 04:40 PM   #109
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So departure day dawned clear and cool....perfect riding weather!

Documentation of the start of the trip...a must!



Departing home....



Packing light....my forte'......

Rolled over to Jay's for the Official Start....




...more sedate version...



....so off we roll on our big mile day....200 miles to Visalia.....




....on to the Visalia KOA....for some Fake camping. It is, after all, a fake adventure....

...but first, breakfast at Black Bear Diner in Manteca...

Hey, a guys gotta eat!!










One of the local hotties....



....Let's ride!!!

....some scenic photo's from Jay....






...and so we arrive at our "camp" at the KOA....in beautiful downtown Visalia!!!!

We have a rule....1st night must involve steaks, fire, beans-n-corn (for texture)

A few images for your pleasure...such as it were.....





Fixin' some stuff....



...and your hands are where????




Manly work.....










Rollin' out the meat!!!!!!



Jay gettin' comfy....



Gettin' the coals a-ready!!!



...and now, we're cookin'!!!!!







Let's EAT!!!!








Aaaahhhhh.....NOW we're on a f'n trip!!!!!!!!!!


More to come......
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Old 03-27-2013, 04:47 PM   #110
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You always were a minimalist.
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Old 03-27-2013, 05:07 PM   #111
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Your ass is always dragging.


Get to work writing Pretty Boy!!
On it, my queen....

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Welcome back. Senoritas weeping, church bells ringing, corona salesmen moaoning ,stray dogs yelping all over baja today. But the tale of the gringos hederosos will live on!
Gringos hederosos....Dude, that is SO hot!!!!!





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Old 03-27-2013, 05:12 PM   #112
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You always were a minimalist.

I know...I can't help it....
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Old 03-27-2013, 05:13 PM   #113
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Nice FUPA cam!
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Old 03-27-2013, 05:24 PM   #114
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Nice FUPA cam!

Opening minds....it's what we do....


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Old 03-27-2013, 05:37 PM   #115
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Just wanted say I enjoy your reporting style and photos. It is different in a good way compared to other ride reports.

Might have something to do with all the food and brews in the pictures above though,
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Old 03-27-2013, 05:54 PM   #116
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Just wanted say I enjoy your reporting style and photos. It is different in a good way compared to other ride reports.

Might have something to do with all the food and brews in the pictures above though,
Thanks Mate!

Gotta go get dinner ready....


More tomorrow....


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Old 03-27-2013, 07:05 PM   #117
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Thanks Mate!

Gotta go get dinner ready....

More tomorrow....

Ahhh... sitting back and lettin' the ol' man write his masterpiece.

Amazing things in my first couple hours home...






....... and I went to go eat mexican food for dinner.
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Ahhh... sitting back and lettin' the ol' man write his masterpiece.

Amazing things in my first couple hours home...






....... and I went to go eat mexican food for dinner.

WTF!!!!!

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Old 03-27-2013, 08:31 PM   #119
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WTF!!!!!

I should have put those two items above in reverse order.
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Old 03-28-2013, 08:42 AM   #120
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So after a busy night we slowly rolled out of bed as dawn popped in waaay to early....



We had, um, indulged a bit the night before.....



The leavings of the previous nights work out....




Moving kinda slow....

Packed up our chit...







...and rolled on to SoCal for the next day's border crossing....





...up to Tehachapi pass....



and on....



...and on...



At a rest stop Jay got excited at what he hoped was an advertisement for a possible donkey show....



Alas, it was but an "info poster" telling us of their habits...which are apparently pretty boring....





Finally we decided to speed things up....we hoped. Hopped on the Eastern Fwy system of SoCal...and lucked out!!

Traffic hauled ass at about 80mph...

Schweet!







...and ended up in El Cajon at a Best Western...packed with tweakers....

Pulled all our shit off the bikes and Jay went out to rustle up some dinner...a deep dish pizza we ordered that took forever.....



What it lacked in taste it made up for in sheer volume....



....off to bed and having some anticipation for tomorrows border crossing....

Yep, finally these dumb shits are going to actually get into Mexico!!!
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