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Old 04-18-2013, 09:12 PM   #106
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Standard joke is, the farmer who reckoned he'd just continue farming untill it's finished.
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Old 04-19-2013, 02:05 PM   #107
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I'd hire someone to surf the Internet for me, and give me a rundown of the best parts of it every morning before I go to work. Any takers?
advrider.com is the only website you need to surf, as it contains all, and all is contained within it.

You're welcome.

That'll be $1.00.
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Old 04-19-2013, 02:19 PM   #108
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First, set up trust funds for parents, and brother.

Second, buy a huge RV.

Third, buy a new motorcycle. Or twelve.

Fourth, make sure at least one bike fits in the RV.

Fifth, take off. I'd drive that RV somewhere, park, ride the motorcycle around that area for a few days, then pack up the RV and move a couple hundred miles down the road. I could do this for years.

Oh, and there would probably be some hookers involved. No cocaine, though that stuff is bad for you, I hear.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!

Seriously. That's my retirement plan almost to the letter.
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Old 04-19-2013, 02:47 PM   #109
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GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!

Seriously. That's my retirement plan almost to the letter.
Get yourself a tinfoil hat, my friend.
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Old 04-19-2013, 02:50 PM   #110
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Old 04-19-2013, 03:24 PM   #111
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Get myself a very diversified investment setup, never touch the principal and live on the interest doing whatever I feel like, waddling round the countryside brightening up the lives of people who deserve a little ray of sunshine.

Something along the lines of what this guy does

http://texandbundy.com.au/
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Old 04-20-2013, 12:30 PM   #112
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Take one half of it and TRY to do what Jay Leno does with his garage. Use the other half for experiments in entrepenuership to build jobs in my local community.

You can't fuck off ALL the time, I've tried!
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Old 04-21-2013, 06:40 AM   #113
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Old 04-22-2013, 06:19 AM   #114
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I'd have to think seriously about flying to some place tropical. With a few close friends.




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Old 04-22-2013, 06:25 PM   #115
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Buy some land in Costa Rica and just surf all day...
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Old 04-22-2013, 06:50 PM   #116
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the first thing I would do is hire some real protection, and the meanest lawyer in the land. An accountant would pay the bills.

Trust funds for a few choice people and my daughter, niece, great nephew would be established. I would spend a month in Smithsonian, DC area. then a few close friends and I would head out to see the world. excess would be donated. I already know who would get it. Places I like, I might get a house. Thinking near Nuremberg, Swiss Alps. Montana. somewhere south. I would buy some good hilly land and the necessary politicians, and build a private lake. '

Any women under 30 can visit as long as they do not wear clothes.

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Old 04-23-2013, 05:42 AM   #117
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Any women under 30 can visit as long as they do not wear clothes.


ANY?
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Old 05-27-2013, 05:23 AM   #118
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hahahaha oh dear.

There are some hot 30+ woman you will be missing out on!
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