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Old 07-26-2013, 06:16 AM   #46
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hey WINDMILLS...............thank you kindly for your positive comments.............it helps big time...........as good as another tablet........
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and sometimes i feel like a motherless child...............im feelin fine.................would or could.............and when i heard and ................... touching warm...reaching out....sweet caroline
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im feelin fine...................good times never felt so good.......................
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so i am planning another spin out.......flights long booked...............excuses made.............ducks all in a row................time to go.............mid september.......
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fly to milano...........collect bike - this will take couple of hours - then head east towards slovenia.....bovec.......lake bled.........ljubljana.......sorted out some best biking routes..............this is the only real point of trip............ljubljana to postojna to jelsane and so to senj in croatia...............???
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does anyone know this turf........maybe some advice please ?
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or where the f**k else to go............?? this is just a notion
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pics are just for filler here in hope of some advice
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so, croatia and on down west coast to zadar keeping to coast trogir..............to split and maybe makarska
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on to dubrovnik.................supposed to be nice place.................then on towards montenegro and herceg novi area..............bit of exploring here hopefully.......nice girls ??
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then probably head back northwards generally..........go through bosnia................here many moons ago in another world...in another time.........fado fado
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would like to head back up the to slovenia and stop on return near or on lake d'Iseo at foot of alps.............then back to the stable with horsie.............gotta get her wormed
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i was told never to say where i was going but instead say that i was going toward wherever................?

so i'm hoping to go towards these places..............?
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this is just a notion and nothing is cast in stone..................
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nothing seems ever cast in stone but for the stone that will stand above us for all eternity........yeah that one is truly cast in stone.......
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and life they say.........life is for the living, not for the dead
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and the phone rings and rings and rings....................and i ignore it and i ignore it and i ignore it.............pray to a god i don't believe in....................and the phone stops ringing
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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big ciao
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little trip to gelncolmcille (remote west donegal area) coming up too...................just up that road...............that road right there..............just up
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Old 07-29-2013, 08:53 AM   #47
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so much for 'up that road..........'
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i didn't make it to glen' this week as we had a new arrival at the house.................another baby so to speak..............or more to the point another mouth to feed.....!!!
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..............!!
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the kids fell for it.........been looking forever..............whole crew say they will wipe its ass..........teach it to speak etc etc ..............but i don't know..........
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so it was a short spin this time...............and why not Leitrim.....................lovely Leitrim..................why not indeed..............??
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it was hot (hot for us anyway...23 degrees......phew...!!) and muggy and rainy and sunny and lots of other stuff all at once.............
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you'd be sweatin bullets while riding then get off bike and freeze (arseways i know but thats what it was)
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below is lough melvin...................home of some cannibal trout and fish that don't exist anywhere else................gilaroo trout...........?? i know bollox all about fish as most things but maybe you could foogle it ?!
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so i'm traipsing round lovely leitrim looking for some mischief to get into.............but hardly anyone about..................very low population density in leitrim (foogle it)
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but i start to notice lots of signs referring to fracking...............???!!!!!!!!!!!
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it seems leitrim doesn't like frackers..........!!! as in 'NO FRACKING WAY...' and 'FARM NOT FRACK' and 'FRACK OFF...!!'
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it seems to be a kind of shale extraction method for getting gas etc from deep underground but can cause damage to water etc..........you guys in the big old US know all about this
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even the fish object to frackin' and fish object to frack all usually............!!
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it seems in fermanagh too the whole fracking thing is a no no ............ !! dead right i say ....................... it has frack all to do with me but i say up the rebels and let them all f**k off
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so........... i ride on and the sun slips its shine out and in behind the puffy boys scudding across the blue stuff............it's mighty weather for the time of year.
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i know................no bike porn yet...............but my patient fellow i have another kind of porn entirely to whet your whistle..............
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i couldn't help myself.................i damn near fell off the bike when i spied these beauties.................just lollygagging around..............i was near gagging too...
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be still me beating heart.................but on such a fine fine day all aglowing with a sheen on her coat and the russet hue from her haunches...........it was a delight to behold.
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i stheadied meself and slid on a bit.............thinkin of the beauty that surrounds us...............but i was dying for a drink of frackless water..........over a wee bridge and slurped some
clean clear uisce from the hills above..................perrfect indeed says the mouse to the grouse on her way over the lip of the churn..........................
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this countryside bees full of weeds..............weeds to us and flowers to you................and dinner to the little bucks that fly all about
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i spied a wee flying buck working her way round the flowers and such............says i, there's a fine arse on that one if you happened to be a wasp............and even though i didn't
happen to be a wasp i still thought 'there's a fine arse on that one'.........................well, she was that busy buzzing and all, she didn't even see me approach..............so i admired
from afar and let her carry on with her merry search.........................beauty is all around indeed and i'll let you appreciate the pose upon which my gaze landed and i know you'll agree
..............what a beauty from behind indeed...........!
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as i was scudding along the back roads it came to me there wasn't one bit hardly that could be called a straight true bit of road..............not one..........i think this to be true more in
the northern part of the county leitrim...............i beleive maybe this is down to the fact that the leitrim council got a job lot of these signs at a great price...........so they hired
one bright spark to figure out what to do with them............he came up with the ingenious idea of building roads.........but roads with loads of bends and twists..............loads of them........
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and this bright spark got the roads built and lo the signs were verily used up right quick and soon the bright young spark rose through the ranks of leitrim county council and on and up and his name
was spoken of with only hushed voices in rarefied situations and meetings of very very important people..............
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so i came upon many of mr bright sparks signs..............and i did thank him quietly for his bendy roads...............his beautiful bendy roads.
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of course in the county council nepotism has always been a bit of a problem and mr spark had hired his cousin mr not so bright spark to position the signs and things just went
downhill (!) from there...
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as is the way with this world of ours mr not so bright spark got promoted too and i think he became a priest......................ha ha ha ha ha ha.............
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ah yes................i was wondering where my other self was...................your'e back...............hello.................fu**k off you............. ah come on don't be like that
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downhill...................downhill indeed now he's here.............and i was getting all arty farty there for a while............well...that's shot to shit now......
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no i will not let the ould bollox in with all his negative comments and corrupt ideas............so i'll be back once i can get the fecker back into the box he jumped out of.........
it may take some time.............!!
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Old 08-03-2013, 05:26 AM   #48
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grand................he's off up to the pub to annoy some other poor fecker............good riddance.............but..at times he has a point in his outlook, definitely...
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so, this is a great idea they came up with at one of the county council meetings............it's to save on directional signs, helps with safety and feeds the donkeys all at the same time.
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it was put to the floor whether or not to install some greenery in the middle of the road for aesthetic purposes and to make Leitrim 'different !'............passed unanimously it was......and now they are putting samples of the idea in carefully chosen scenic places all over the county.............the local party leaders went on a mad session of beer after the meeting.......and many old wounds and slights that have festered here in the locality have been cast aside in the great belief that together using brains and brawn they can put Leitrim on the map
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it has been heralded an unmitigated success story in the local media and the politicians are firmly behind the notion to go national with it........
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and it all started from this little boreen here...........!!!
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yes............you heard it first here on ADVrider..........!!!
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anyways.............i was standing there by the side of one of the good roads..........taking in the beautious curves of her..........the voluptuous rises and falls of her hillocks.......
......the natural green hairy bits and the hardness of her skin............by god i was taking it all in right enough...............it made me a man to feast my eyes on all her amazingness.................i was getting a right good hard look at her for sure................just me and her............in nature..............alone and all...........oh my god indeed.............but jaysus she looked well hard in the bright sunlight...............just looking back at me...............hhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........ ......!!
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isn't she just perfect...........
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any man would fall here at her crossroads and lay himself down on her hot sticky black body............in the sweltering heat..........in the summer...........in nature....
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oh my god indeed............
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anyways...........after taking in all this vision i eventually looked away and wiped my eye.........and mother of god.............my bike was being eaten by a hedge........one minute it was just standing there...the next it was being swallowed up..........nature was having her wicked way with me..............was i that long staring at her sticky black hardness..??...
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i had to bate (beat) back the feckin hedge, she had her branches wrapped round the handlebars........cheeky mare............so once ma jones left i could climb back aboard and slip over the luvly stickiness of herself and on to cooler parts..............the air was alive though..........at it like mad............insects birds plants the whole shebang !
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big lump of a weed this and it grows like mad here...........supposed to be bad to eat too (i didn't know this at the time).....just like winine the pooh.......i didn't eat it, i just tasted it....!!!
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if you look closer you'll see the fecker that got stuck in me teeth.........bit crunchy but definitely acceptable on the palate
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for you blind yokes..this is closer up
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so.....belly all full up...........i moved on
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sorry................i do feel a bit of a rant coming on now.................that weed must have upset me guts a bit................oh jaysus it's coming now
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maybe it was time for a drink..........i passed this sign (the beer sign not the church sign !) and believe it or not the only 2 buildings in the area were the pub and the church.......side by side in the middle of nowhere..............like a married couple.........sick of living together with nothing to say........but can't move out or away cos the invisible neighbours might talk............so they stayed together in sickness and bitterness forever and ever amen...till death
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each parent - one the pub and the other the church - spent their lives corrupting all their children, pitting them against the other parent and creating the sick and tortured family we call irish society.................the queer priests.........the alcoholics.................the pioneers (pious prick abstainers)...............the altar boys.............the holy rollers...........and the rest of us sad sad numpties that can't change any of it............but just have to hope they soon die and be gone .................hahhahahahahahahaha.............. ....!!
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off the mortal coil you excuses for humanity..................for vitae...............for life.........................!!!!
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this is what set me off
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back up to the bloody pharmacy/drug store for me (back soon) - apologies - i just can't help it, that's what me therapist tells me
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Old 08-03-2013, 06:56 PM   #49
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Thanks for taking us along on that wonderful trip! If ever I get the chance......Just beautiful, all of it
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Old 08-06-2013, 05:13 AM   #50
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thank you for your kind words NHKTM990................much valued and appreciated.................
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i say to myself sometimes 'why not ?' and usually find more than one answer but.............life is fast...........slipping by so quick.................really see it when kids around..................they grow and grow and keep on growing............in the blink of an eye..............and then i am lying on a bed barely able to breathe, looking up at my beautiful kids, all grown............and the light fades slowly to gray and my breath quickens and it all slows down...........and i think to myself..............where did it all go............??..........all the time i had, it's gone...................and the gray fades to black tripping lightly over my soul and my kids are crying............and
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it's just a dream...........an ever recurring dream...............nothing meant or said or intended
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back to NOW !
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i realise this is for bikes only and you indulge me greatly by allowing me to pursue my other and sometimes odd/weird/demented loves/likes/perversions....for this I thank you greatly.
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if any of youse have any irish blood in you then you came from the land.........our land........poor land...........hilly.............hard to farm in places........wet soggy mushy land.......................your people before you lived on the land..........that's all there was...........it was subsistence living...........tough out it seems.
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your people paid rents to the landlords and he kept your people on a short leash...........starving and in fear of always being evicted, put to the road, with nothing.
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this was our past make no mistake............it's everywhere here, especially here in the west of ireland...............it can be haunting if you open your mind..........if you let it come forth...........if you let it in.
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the above.......it was an old school i think...........on the side of a mountain in the middle of nowhere...........but a whole village was here somewhere........all gone now........why a school you ask...............i think i could hear the children laughing i answer............
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it's all long gone now...............just ruins..................just ghosts.................
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green it surely is............but its a mossy green not a fertile green.............nothing but rushes and moss............good for sheep maybe but not much more
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this be the glenniff horseshoe area.........more pics later
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too much with the maudlin..mourning..morose..moronic..maladjusted.. ramblings................apologies...............
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Yes, i know, it's all rants and raves - but it says so on the tin !!! apologies
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need to get back to near normal, i can see normal, but it seems ever to be moving slightly further awaaaay..........ever further
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Old 08-06-2013, 09:07 AM   #51
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i suppose i was looking for a sign really .................an indication................maybe even a pointer.............
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not this kind of sign, no
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nothing was forthcoming so it was onwards for me.................to lough eske...................in the donegal countryside.................miles from anywhere
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thirty seconds later or maybe it was a week............there i was
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bit posh here.............couple of snooty hotels in and around..............they dont like bikes much methinks, from the dirty looks i got arsing around and around the front doors....hahahaha
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so parked up by the lago...............mixed day by now..................a moody sky
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spotted "injun jo" goin' down fast.................raced over to help.......................got told to f**k off you noisy basterd..............luvly way of speaking the natives have
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so i said feck this to myself and was about to leave when i spotted this tempting opening....................hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. ..........!!!
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well now well now well now................what have we got here...................we have possibilities and hopes and a blind need to scratch something.........
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this one could be called "girl talk......!!"
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and WINDMILLS.................this one's for you.............!!!
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pure irish beef..............beautiful brown eyes.............and all the rest...................feast your eyes...........!!!
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i fell for this babe...............tramped through cow pats and all to see her close up..................magic...............and soft soft looing..............man oh man
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she wandered over all doe eyed and all.............tail gently swishing...........soft gentle steps............almost dream like...
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as we lay there in the grass looking up i was thinking my thoughts (gotta get outta here fast and gotta stop doing this shit !) and she was thinking hers (moooooooooo...!!)
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it was time to part................don't look back..............don't ever look back
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my mount awaited me quietly in the shady woods
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i was feeling hungry by now...............usually that way afterwards........spied some dinner
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i suppose it was a weak moment after all that went before but this little flower was suddenly very vivid and just wanting to be looked at
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so i scooted on up the road and headed for place called mullinasole.............little pier pub and restaurant and a few houses...............nice place
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and of course had to be the bollix who stops on the pier
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but i do this just for you - you must realise this by now...........all the stares and glares and comments and smart alec chit chat.................just for you......!!
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you have heard of 'the god on a cloud' moment....................i think i had 'the god on a bike' moment...
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i was standing there next to the bike and to be truthful, i was feeling a bit guilty and all after my moment of weakness, specially as i am married, and i suppose i was asking god
about what had happened......when suddenly the bike was bathed in a beautiful white light.............and he spoke.............oh boy did he f**kin speak..............man i was in big
trouble with him...............it went a bit like................'you sick perverted bestial excuse for a man.............have you no dignity.............no shame...............no morals..........do
you wish to rot with the devil for eternity.................' a lot of that kind of chat, you get the picture
and ' i made animals for to be slaughtered...........cut up and to be eaten and for their babies to be culled as babies to be eaten as veal...............not for your sick and depraved purposes...'
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i came back with 'but your honour............i only love the cow..............i mean it no harm but to cuddle it gently and stroke it and nuzzle it and stare into its eyes............and i would never touch a male cow, not ever..........sir..........'
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well, it went back and forth a bit more, then he f**ked off somewhere else, probably to give advice to some other poor sinner, but the light dimmed anyway and soon he was gone...
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you could feel he had left - or was it just a chill in the air
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this was as the light starting to fade, i only thought of the photo after the bollocking i got (sorry)
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after this i adjourned to the pub and my catholic guilt beat me up and down the length of the bar.............for quite a while..............until the brain softened into a mushy
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it was still bright...............where next.................where next indeed.........................hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.. .........!!!
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Old 08-09-2013, 07:46 AM   #52
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to here...........
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this again, is gleniff horseshoe area of north sligo/leitrim......i went here on way back from donegal...............weather completely changed
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alwats wet or wettish here..............the clouds skip low in from the atlantic and graze the tips of the high hills here and cause some drops to fall nearly all the time leaving this area moist as a soggy donut...
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somewhat eerie too as nobody is ever here..............just me and distant dreams of people of long ago.............it gets into you......leaves you feeling a bit down...a bit sad............a bit forlorn...............but in a perverse way it does some good...............bit like a pilgrimage i suppose.???!!!
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anyways......can you see the big hole up high in the hills above the old cottage.................this is a cave.............way up there...yes.......
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and some scientists had been asked up there as some walker had discovered some bones in the cave...............turns out the bones are those of some bears.......!!!
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we never had bears in ireland........(only in the circus !!) so research was done...............turns out they had originated from spain..........basque area...........!! useless information !!
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also turns out we are very closely genetically linked with the basques not the celts !! more useless information !!
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this is on the way in to glenniff...........straight ?
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sometimes a glimpse of the sun...........and it moves fast lighting on the hills and away again to dull darkness
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you can kinda make out the horseshoe theme here
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it's a mystical faery kinda place all round here........a poet called wb yeats wrote a lot of stuff about this area.............melancholic moody broody and fierce sad stuff, one is called the stolen child...............it would bring a tear to a stone.................
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another abandoned hoos/cottage...............with all the dreams it held vanished into the ether............all gone now.............so fuckin' sad it breaks me heart
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further over there is this hill shaped like a wave about to break....almost but not quite breaking...........it looks good on a clear day but not so today
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this little cutie was giving me those doe eyes and 'come hither' look...............but try as i would i just wasn't in the mood...........!!! sorry little beep, next time i'm passin'...!!
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a last look at the 'bear cave'...!!
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and back down the mountain again....................wwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...................!!
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looking down towards donegal bay and mullaghmore and tiny in the distance 'classiebawn castle' standing erect like a wart on your arse overlooking all the peasants for miles and miles and miles.................!!
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this place and the pier at mullaghmore were built during the famine years by the locals and they got a bit to ate to help them along or to keep them fit to work..........'arbeit macht frei' and all that............of course the church (wanks) would not let the people ate soup from the protestant soup kitchens, better to die cleansed than 'take the soup'.....!!!
.......sick bastards................burn all the churches...............cast them out...................nothing only war and power and destruction from them shower....
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i could feel the resentment rising in me there................so i went for a bit to eat with some good ould boys................great crack and clears the head............steadies the ship..........
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so i'm all full up now and hope i don't make another balls up of another post.
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so down the mountain and on over to the castle gates with me.
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this be castle gates.....gatehouse and all........
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it was owned by royal family of hengland back in the day..............and mi lord mountbatten used to come here on his hollidays when he was the right side of the sod...........!!
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he seemed a harmless old fella back then, just fishin and scooting around but......god rest him, he paid a big price for being related to the queen............we'll not get into the
politics of all that here and now...............as none of it really helps....!!
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his 'coat of arms' or stamp or whatever it's called................he was mountbatten of burma !!
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the locals here all liked him well............and what happened to him here will forever be remembered i think
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so i'm standing there arsing around...............what to do next.............pub or no pub, that is usually the question ?
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well, next thing a line of horsies comes by.............a line of horsies with some fine mares atop of them..................fine indeed............hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...!!
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i'm racing to get my flute out............i mean my camera out............almost too late, as usual............
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just when i feel great elation at these beauties on horseback and me hand steadies itself to shoot a load of pictures another mare appears and she is having a good laugh
at me................ooooooooohhhhhhhhhh what a hunnny she was too................i'm all fingers and thumbs at this stage of the process (as is usual) and i smile up at her
sheepishly................she says, all coy................hhhhhhhhhaallllllloooooooo..... ..............i'm all out of superlatives and just grin back at her like a brain dead neanderthal........
...........i'm all out of words at the best of times...........just the stupid grin............................then she waves, smiles and rides on............into the sunset or whatever...
................she had a green top on and the way she was sitting on the horsie would make a grown man cry..........i'm standing there holding my load/camera........
and she just rides rides rides away.........................the moment had passed...............f**k..!!!
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so............i am thinking to myself....................so...........what about doe eyes all alone up the mountain...............remember her.
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i can feel another god on a bike moment coming on....................feck it, go on go on go on............
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and so ends another slightly weird, slightly off centre post, thank you for your time, hope you like some of it at least
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Old 08-29-2013, 08:02 AM   #53
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i've been out and about working............little time for riding...............weather not great either.............family commitments etc
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traded away the v-strom 650..............very happy it's gone..............bits of bother cropping up..............i abused it too much i guess but that's in the past now..
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these things are so well balanced..........i was amazed.......blown away.............even with the big engine it rides like a bicycle
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this is one of the commitments...............man these things take up a lot of time.................but worth it for the kids big time
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first spin..on way back from dublin after exchanging............ferocious comfortable altogether.....!!
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and in a wee place called virginia, county cavan on my way home..........!!!
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i took off the pannier holders as i have only the soft panniers...........looks a bit better........
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that was taken just outside a place called 'castle caldwell' in county fermanagh.
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back later with some pics of little trips out and about........looking forward to tripping italy/slovenia area next month..........might be a big price to pay...........?
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Old 08-30-2013, 05:38 AM   #54
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What a hairstyle!
Thank you.

Keep up the good work... I really enjoy dropping into your thread to see whats new.
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Old 08-30-2013, 10:29 AM   #55
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ps: I shall make it my mission to find the most stunning of English cows for you. Haha.
pps: Congrats on the Beemer, very tidy! (Tigger is even prettier though... )
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Old 08-30-2013, 11:20 AM   #56
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thank you kindly windmills
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i was just reading some of the day trippin pieces..............my god.................amazing.....!!
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from afghanistan (good luck you guys over there, keep safe) to british columbia adventurers (mega report ladies) to florida rutabaga to seattle (to cali)...............all over the world, even under the world............the fantastic photos from antartica................it is mind blowing stuff.......
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all for the love of bikes...........on road..............off road............no politics.........no nothing.....just a bit of fun - cráic and riding.
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as an ordinary rider i really appreciate every thing you guys write and the pics..............and no agenda
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im just toolin about small spins out for now but i'll put my wee bit in to keep our side up - the w'h'est of oirland..!!
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i went for a scoot up to lough/loch melvin calm day...........no thinking of nothin' just a spin.........pulled in to 'shoot the breeze'
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looking around at the short pier before talking a long walk on it...
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place was really empty, as is usual............desolate even
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but looking out at the lake i spotted a boat, see pic above and zoomed in a bit to see what they were at
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my camera is just a little nikon coolpix thing, small and easy to use.............not a big mega zoom super bitch black mamba rifle type yoke......just a little thing.
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was thinkin' what if i was zooming in and these two fishing guys were arguing and one hits the other over the head, busts him open, blood squirting out all up and over the place and he falls over board and the other guys holds his head underwater while yer man shakes and splurts and wriggles like an eel for a minute and then goes quiet and the other guy ties ropes onto him and attaches some blocks he had and down yer man goes to a watery grave, then the other fella cleans the boat up real good with easy to reach...water...!!!...and coolly starts his engine and motors back to the pier....pulls boat up onto his trailer and away off home for his tea..............!!!................hhmmmmmmmmmmmm ...........'what if' indeed................what would you do.........? i'd go home for my tea too i'm thinkin....sure it would be too late for the other guy anyway by now..................no use crying over spilt milk..........
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too much thinkin', i'm thinkin'..........
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so...off up to a place in fermanagh called caldragh cemetary..........(no not to bury anyone, not yet anyways)
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i wanted to take a look at this, it's a pic of my last girlfriend in a somber pose, she was quite a looker back in the day really but i'm gettin' that you don't really believe me..
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the artist really got her body shape very lifelike but she always said this was her best side.
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i do miss her wit, her sense of adventure and fun, she had amazing hair too.............good times, good times
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after paying my respects i headed off again, up and about, head out window like a big hairy dog, happy in my tiny head
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i was sliding along and it came to me to head to castlecaldwell as it was nearby.........and it had trails..............so in like flynn and off up the first trail
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but before long..........there was a war party out...........i thought there must be some kind of triathlon going on, there were so many people out, but it slowly dawned on me they were waving frantically (had they seen the incident on the boat too ?) and they were shouting and waving arms...........i was sure someone must be hurt...............they need me and the bike to go get a doctor or something important and useful like that.........................hmmmmmmmmmmmm...
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noooo............not really..........i got the mother of all bollockings from a mob of mad lycra clad runners.............wtf was wrong with these tossers.............all a shoutin and a hollerin'
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yeah now i know why................hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........these f**kin' trails are for people only, no bikes, bicycles, tanks, quads or any other shit...
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so with my tail up me arse i made my humble way outta there............no fun no fun no fun................bollox
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to cheer meself up i got off bike and did a 'f**k you' dance at them at a safe distance............and moseyed out to the castle entrance.........cooled off took pics
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the lake, loch/lough (catholic and protestant faiths duly observed - will reverse the order next time in order to ensure parity in all things..........!!!) erne is quite cool.......it's got two parts upper and lower (in the name of parity i will now reverse the order) lower and upper.................it's also got 365 islands...............one for every bigot in the village...............and lots of wildlife toooooo.......!!
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i had to stop for a lash / a wee / a tinkle if you will........otherwise clothing would get wet and i know from experience wet clothing from non lashing / weeing / tinkling can be quite uncomfortable over a long protracted period of time............thus the need to stop.
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duly stopped and wandering around for a suitable area in which to deposit said wee / tinkle i was being observed by some tourists (well, they had the appearance of tourists - i know that you know what i mean, if you will).............said tourists were a bit alarmed at my demeanour..........this was nature at its most raw form..........it was like watching the mating call of the one legged blue orinoco pelican.........basically a real experience...........not to be missed and most certainly to be recorded on some type of media............well, said tourists walked quickly back to their car and locked all doors before big revving of engine, screaming of tyres and lots of smoke - gone - just like that................i was only mid stream at this tenuous stage but continued on bravely and came to a satisfying conclusion of events.
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i mention this only because i had thrown my helmet to the grassy ground and it had lain there in what i thought, while relieving myself, was a very artistic pose. i therefore now reveal said artistic pose for your delight.
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i hear you - i know - yeah i will - time to go on the meds again
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wait there's more............all the time writing this i am sitting with wet jeans and socks from riding through an hour of rain and i'm slowly drying off..........!!
...........dedication and the love of riding..........!!
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to all of you good people all over this blue planet, just to say it is really good to know you are out there...........it keeps me sane, keeps me happy....my family !
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Old 09-03-2013, 10:43 AM   #57
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so i head over towards donegal bay and end up skirting up around cliffoney and mullaghmore cos you never know what fillies be out and about these parts
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the weather was keeping dry and the churches were emptying out and same ones were filling the pubs for the pint before lunch..........great tradition this........wife goes home to put on the dinner..........husband does his weekly duty and warms the big stool for as long as it takes for herself to get her act together and produce something grand altogether.........................the old ways are still the best ways...........!!!
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same ould faces there every sunday and usual nods and 'ows it goin' and the odd wink - a proper civilised way of carrying on for sure
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i leave the cráic and move on round the coast.............clean air in the lungs and clean guinness in the belly and not so clean thoughts in the head - 2 out of 3 aint bad !
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parked up here to take in the view............sometimes you can see whales or seals........once or twice i've seen elephants but we know why that happened !
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maybe a bit of fishing to be done............first get to the best spot..........or maybe they were headed for inishmurray.........ancient ruins on an abandoned island..............ruins of fort from before pyramids time.............you can google it !!
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and now for a collage pic of bike.........boat......and island...........!!
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and before you ask this is a typical summers day..............cloudy cloudy cloudy............warm cold warm............wet dry damp wet dampish.......just variations on this sequence and then add in bright and dark and this about covers the whole fu*kin range here in mouldy ireland............!!!
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this be a rare glimpse of sun...........and it is mighty when it appears............we all strip off in the fervent hope of changing from a purple/blue colour to a pink/red colour............as soon as it appears paddy and mrs paddy whip it all off...........lay down cover ourselves in baby oil face the sky close eyes and pray the bastard sun stays out long enough to burn the arses offa us.............that is summer..................just wonderful...............everyone next day has big thick red necks.............lumps and itches............all kinds of creams and lotions..........and brutal heads from dehydration in the sun and feeds of pints the night before thinking you had this mighty tan like a spaniard............and the f**kin back roasting offa you..........praying to jaysus no bastard slaps you on the back.........!!!
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castle and sea..............gloomy like and wild and windy and damp and mouldy and mad and lonely ould hole...............otherwise a fine place for sure !
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and a bit closer...........i have an even closer up one of your one stripping off in the upstairs window..........hmmmmmmmmmmm....!!! maybe another time !
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and this is another collage of bike....castle and the fine thing butt naked in the window...........if you can't see her you're watching too much porn........!!!
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i've gotta go now and scratch this f**kin itch i have but i leave you with this......

........like a vision from heaven..............i heard the angels
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Old 09-03-2013, 04:23 PM   #58
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Ok, so I am a London boy, and therefore not altogether up on farming and all that...

But... this shapely young beastie seems to have the same number in her ear tag as "my" cow.
How does that work then? What are the chances of that?
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Old 09-04-2013, 10:36 PM   #60
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I'm only on page 2 (back from Scotland) and kick myself for not finding this sooner.
Great job on the pics and report.Love the history lessons also.I'll likely catch up by this weekend,just wanted to say hello and how much I'm enjoying your travels.
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