Where is Mr. Brown Pants? - Page 4

Ayrshire Bull · 05-24-2006, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by ilmostro

Does your mom know you stole the tips off her walker for your centerstand?

I can't take much more of this!

VespaFitz · 05-25-2006, 06:20 AM

WANTED

For the crime of FELONIOUS FESTOONERY with INTENT TO CRIMP

Subject is considered malodorous and fetid and should be approached with extreme caution.

Srbenda · 05-25-2006, 07:01 AM

R1150GSA · 05-25-2006, 07:59 AM

I meditated on this thread last night and it finally came to me.

You're all jealous. And that's OK. Look, we're human beings and prone to such stuff. When we see someone who raises the bar as high as I have it's natural to resent him. We turn inward and see our own failure to achieve. We realize our own shortcomings.

It is only through God's Grace and patience that we can accept our personal failures. Yes, accept them and carry ourselves with a dignity that transcends the urge to lash out at the very person whom we love the most. Me.

May God keep you in his Grace and glory, and may the fairest of fair winds blow over your flyscreens. And, if you don't have a flyscreen for your scooter, may the rendered fat from your head be used to finally, finally, feed the world foie gras.

C'mon, Stella. I smell something in here, and it stinks. Let's away, you and I.

ilmostro · 05-25-2006, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by VespaFitz

WANTED

For the crime of FELONIOUS FESTOONERY with INTENT TO CRIMP

Subject is considered malodorous and fetid and should be approached with extreme caution.

Thanks for popping in Craig. My arms were getting tired from slapping the JC Whitney poster child around.

VespaFitz · 05-25-2006, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by ilmostro

Thanks for popping in Craig. My arms were getting tired from slapping the JC Whitney poster child around.

Since nobody else is around, I'll just tell you:

Get this: the guy sent me Robert Klein's book...and it was used. Can you believe that? A USED BOOK!?

What, he didn't have the nine dollars to buy me a brand new copy unsullied by his stinky eyeballs?

Cripes.

JohnTM · 05-25-2006, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by VespaFitz

Since nobody else is around, I'll just tell you:

Get this: the guy sent me Robert Klein's book...and it was used. Can you believe that? A USED BOOK!?

What, he didn't have the nine dollars to buy me a brand new copy unsullied by his stinky eyeballs?

Cripes.

Were a few pages missing? Sears catalogue has been out of print for quite a while, and I'm sure the last issue of Hemming's didn't last very long...

brockster · 05-31-2006, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by VespaFitz

What the hell is THAT?

The Bobby Fischer / Boris Spassky Commemorative edition??

Photog · 05-31-2006, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by brockster

What the hell is THAT?

The Bobby Fischer / Boris Spassky Commemorative edition??

Okay...that there is pretty darned funny.

Srbenda · 05-31-2006, 06:33 PM

05-25-2006, 06:20 AM	#47
VespaFitz No-good-son-of-a-bitch Joined: May 2003 Location: BooBerry Holler Oddometer: 41,051	WANTED For the crime of *FELONIOUS FESTOONERY* with *INTENT TO CRIMP* Subject is considered *malodorous* and *fetid* and should be approached with *extreme caution. __________________ My other car was crushed by the Feds* AKA "Ham Steak" - Bumfucked Hillbillies MC

05-25-2006, 07:01 AM	#48
Srbenda Embassy of South Carolina Joined: Sep 2005 Location: Embassy of the Nation of South Carolina Oddometer: 11,930	__________________ It seemed to me that the earth may he borrowed but not bought. It may be used but not owned. It gives itself in response to love and tending.... But we are tenants and not possessors, lovers and not masters.

05-25-2006, 07:59 AM	#49
R1150GSA ^OP Saint "Alloy"sius Joined: Nov 2002 Location: Bucks County, PA Oddometer: 26,174	I meditated on this thread last night and it finally came to me. You're all jealous. And that's OK. Look, we're human beings and prone to such stuff. When we see someone who raises the bar as high as I have it's natural to resent him. We turn inward and see our own failure to achieve. We realize our own shortcomings. It is only through God's Grace and patience that we can accept our personal failures. Yes, *accept* them and carry ourselves with a dignity that transcends the urge to lash out at the very person whom we love the most. Me. May God keep you in his Grace and glory, and may the fairest of fair winds blow over your flyscreens. And, if you don't have a flyscreen for your scooter, may the rendered fat from your head be used to finally, *finally*, feed the world foie gras. C'mon, Stella. I smell something in here, and it stinks. Let's away, you and I. __________________ IBA #17734

05-31-2006, 06:33 PM	#55
Srbenda Embassy of South Carolina Joined: Sep 2005 Location: Embassy of the Nation of South Carolina Oddometer: 11,930	__________________ It seemed to me that the earth may he borrowed but not bought. It may be used but not owned. It gives itself in response to love and tending.... But we are tenants and not possessors, lovers and not masters.

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