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Old 05-24-2006, 07:59 PM   #46
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Does your mom know you stole the tips off her walker for your centerstand?
I can't take much more of this!
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Old 05-25-2006, 06:20 AM   #47
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For the crime of FELONIOUS FESTOONERY with INTENT TO CRIMP

Subject is considered malodorous and fetid and should be approached with extreme caution.
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Old 05-25-2006, 07:01 AM   #48
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Old 05-25-2006, 07:59 AM   #49
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I meditated on this thread last night and it finally came to me.

You're all jealous. And that's OK. Look, we're human beings and prone to such stuff. When we see someone who raises the bar as high as I have it's natural to resent him. We turn inward and see our own failure to achieve. We realize our own shortcomings.

It is only through God's Grace and patience that we can accept our personal failures. Yes, accept them and carry ourselves with a dignity that transcends the urge to lash out at the very person whom we love the most. Me.

May God keep you in his Grace and glory, and may the fairest of fair winds blow over your flyscreens. And, if you don't have a flyscreen for your scooter, may the rendered fat from your head be used to finally, finally, feed the world foie gras.

C'mon, Stella. I smell something in here, and it stinks. Let's away, you and I.
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Old 05-25-2006, 10:09 AM   #50
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Subject is considered malodorous and fetid and should be approached with extreme caution.

Thanks for popping in Craig. My arms were getting tired from slapping the JC Whitney poster child around.
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Old 05-25-2006, 10:12 AM   #51
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Thanks for popping in Craig. My arms were getting tired from slapping the JC Whitney poster child around.
Since nobody else is around, I'll just tell you:

Get this: the guy sent me Robert Klein's book...and it was used. Can you believe that? A USED BOOK!?

What, he didn't have the nine dollars to buy me a brand new copy unsullied by his stinky eyeballs?

Cripes.
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Old 05-25-2006, 10:29 AM   #52
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Since nobody else is around, I'll just tell you:

Get this: the guy sent me Robert Klein's book...and it was used. Can you believe that? A USED BOOK!?

What, he didn't have the nine dollars to buy me a brand new copy unsullied by his stinky eyeballs?

Cripes.

Were a few pages missing? Sears catalogue has been out of print for quite a while, and I'm sure the last issue of Hemming's didn't last very long...
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Old 05-31-2006, 06:09 PM   #53
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What the hell is THAT?

The Bobby Fischer / Boris Spassky Commemorative edition??
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Old 05-31-2006, 06:10 PM   #54
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What the hell is THAT?

The Bobby Fischer / Boris Spassky Commemorative edition??
Okay...that there is pretty darned funny.
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Old 05-31-2006, 06:33 PM   #55
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