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Old 09-09-2004, 08:08 AM   #1
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Olympic Slips of The Tongue

It's raining. I'm blue. A few funnies for a dreary day:

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far
during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"



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Old 09-09-2004, 08:44 AM   #2
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Just a FYI
We try to cover the events of the day on the day of the event. (Or as close as possible)

As an example.............Like this.

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Old 09-09-2004, 08:54 AM   #3
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R.I.P. Rick James.
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Old 09-09-2004, 08:56 AM   #4
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I must have missed that the first time. Anyway no sweat, some people post the same post, 5 times on the same page.
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Old 09-09-2004, 09:09 AM   #5
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Old 09-09-2004, 09:11 AM   #6
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has anyone seen the clip of the candidates singing "This Land"?
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Old 09-09-2004, 06:03 PM   #7
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Really? You got a purdy mouth, boy.....



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Old 09-09-2004, 06:21 PM   #8
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Eek

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R.I.P. Rick James.
Rick James is dead?!?!?!?

Thank God we've still got Jerry Garcia.

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