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Old 09-27-2004, 09:06 AM   #46
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snap hook off of #14, took an unplayable, a little 6 iron under a tree, bad bounce, down in a ditch, another unplayable, a nasty drop, fuck, fuck, fuck!!!!

A game that has 18 freaking gods. and right now the bitch at 14 has my fucking number!! it's not pretty. that's a birdie hole, dammit.

this years club championship is not looking pretty.

on a good note, I will be attending service at Our Ladies of the 18 promptly at 8:36 in the morning. May the gods be fair and understanding of today's sacrifice.

should they not, the god of the keg will drown our sorrows after service. and he demands attendance.

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Old 09-27-2004, 01:44 PM   #47
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Sorry Freak. Guess the Monday morning team is a little antsy.
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Old 09-27-2004, 01:45 PM   #48
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learn club selection on the tee you redneck.
actually, my little problem with the hook is immune to club selection.
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Old 09-27-2004, 04:58 PM   #49
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The figurative 'twat,' my friend.
Dang, AnnieGS, I was eating luch when I read your TWAT post. I stuck a fork clean through my cheek. There go my good looks.
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Old 09-27-2004, 05:06 PM   #50
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Too bad I have a life and shit. I missed the whole JoMama Enlightenment Era when we switched from a discussion of the world's third most boring sport to what is the least watchable, Fitz crapping.
It was very good of him to post photos, though. If I were Vard Brady I'd move. Post Haste.
And Freaking, give up golf, everyone plays golf. Its like masturbation except it requires more equipment and you never get off.
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Old 09-27-2004, 05:09 PM   #51
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actually, my little problem with the hookers is immune to club selection.
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Old 09-27-2004, 05:14 PM   #52
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I've seen Fitz's swing. It looks like a guy trapped in a Volkswagen with a wasp.
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Old 09-27-2004, 05:16 PM   #53
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Too bad I have a life and shit. I missed the whole JoMama Enlightenment Era when we switched from a discussion of the world's third most boring sport to what is the least watchable, Fitz crapping.

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I beg to differ, Ed.
I happen to think Fitz Crapping is the world's second most watchable sport, right behind women's gymnastics. It's not artful - in fact it's terribly gross - but you have to admire his effort and the noises he makes.
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Old 09-27-2004, 06:01 PM   #54
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I beg to differ, Ed.
I happen to think Fitz Crapping is the world's second most watchable sport, right behind women's gymnastics. It's not artful - in fact it's terribly gross - but you have to admire his effort and the noises he makes.
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