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Old 04-11-2009, 11:17 AM   #1
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Celery! Celery!

Celery, Celery,
If she don't come,
I'll tickle her bum,
With a lump of celery.

Celery, Celery,
My old mum said
Tickle her bum
With a stick of celery.

Celery, Celery,
My old mum said
You can make her come
With a stick of celery.

Chelsea have banned celery from Stamford Bridge after two referees mentioned in their match reports that the vegetable had been thrown onto the pitch. Blues fans traditionally take the offending item to their matches in honour of their chant Celery.

But fans have now been warned that they may be refused entry to matches if they attempt to take celery into the ground, and face arrest if they are caught throwing it. A helpful news item on the Chelsea website points out: " The throwing of anything at a football match, including celery, is a criminal offence for which you can be arrested and end up with a criminal record."

The Arsenal's Cesc Fabregas enjoying a healthy snack offered free of charge by Chelsea fans.

Carefree, wherever we may be,
We are the famous CFC,
And we don't give a fuck,
whoever you may be,
'Cos we are the famous CFC.

And now for today's football scores. In the Champion's League quarterfinals, at Anfield...

Chelsea 3
Liverpool 1


It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this.
-- Bertrand Russell

To make an apple pie from scratch,
you must first invent the universe.
-- Carl Sagan
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