Twin Cities Area Campfire BS Thread

Only when they're not propped up. (no reference to Stuart)

Damn it, you're supposed to set me up for a joke here.

You know why motorcycles tip over when they're stopped?

Okay. Why?

Because they are too (two) tired

Dog damn I hate my F'n association! They decided to bump my ASS fees up another $10 bucks a month. And we usually never see any improvements around the neighbor hood.

Looks like I'm going to be "that guy" at the meetings being a PITA.

Ayup.

The Guzzi V7 is even a titch closer, on the weight, and has shaft drive. The new Stone model has cast wheels / tubeless tyres. Bolt on a little flyscreen and some Hepco and Becker luggage and bob's your uncle.

I'd like you all to meet our new HOA president, DT!

I do not have an uncle Robert. Therefore you are clearly wrong about everything.

That Stone gives me wood.

This will make that less creepy.

I've jumped the creepy shark, no going back

MPR reports low productivity and much fapping in the metro area this afternoon.

Cause unknown.

I was thinking the same thing. Sort of. It's hawt

Well then.

Hard to argue wth that, i'n'it?

Quite so, quite so.

It'd be a great excuse to get that silk scarf and waxed Belstaff Roadmaster I always wanted too.

Admittedly, I wouldn't look near as good on it.

I have learned that it is best not to worry how you look. Just assume you look how you imagine, and steer clear of shop windows and mirrors.

Reality we can get any time. Don't mess with the fantasy, man.

And don't forget that Aerostitch has those sumptuous and delicious looking falstaff wax cotton jackets now.

Just the thing for the retro bikes.

Or get yerself a jen-yoo-wine Irvin fighter pilot jacket.



Only a thousand bucks or a bit more. Get a pipe, too. And a handlebar moustache.

I was sorta thinking leather pants, tight v-neck shirt, dirty moustache, aviators, and a davida helmet.