Loud Pipes comeback to make them think, if they can

We all hear and get the "loud pipe" quote and I have a response that it takes a minute for them to think about and at times you can actually smell smoke coming out of their ears.

I say "blind people can't drive cars but the deaf can". Then I don't say anything else.

Christ... not this shit again!

FTFY

Sorry. I'm usually not a grammar nazi, but it took me a while to figure if that first sentence was even written in English.

Thought of that all by yourself did you?

I actually rode in a car with a blind guy driving, he was diabetic and became blind and still had an unexpired drivers license, he wanted to drive one more time, the last mile home, he actually did well considering. He was the only sober one in the car.... memories of stupidity in my younger days 35± years ago

The drivers that have functioning eyeballs don't seem to get much use out of 'em...

You're wrong. I know several legally blind people who have drivers licences and are legal to drive. They may have various restrictions (mirrors, night, etc), but they most certainly can and do drive.

Apparently they all live in the DC area! :eek1

Jim

Not working out like you planned eh....

If the deaf are driving... Wouldn't you need louder pipes, loud enough to vibrate their cars? :huh

...what???

...speak up - I can't hear you over the engine idling!!!



:huh:huh

No you need Garret Morris on the back of the bike LOL

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My father, who was legally blind at the time, rode his motorcycle from Pennsylvania to the grand canyon and back. It was his last ride, he passed away several years later. His bike was a 1973 Z-1 with a Kerker header, louder than stock, bu not so loud as to save anyones life.

Ya got it all wrong. It's supposed to go...

^THIS^

Ah, great stuff! That skit was pure genius! That might yet give this thread some half-assed value!

+1
But the best comeback to me is: "loud pipes cost rights."

Just as guns are made to kill, loud pipes have only one purpose. And the worst hypocrites will say it sounds better rather than admitting it is truly to piss other people off.

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