riders best quotes

Discussion in 'The Perfect Line and Other Riding Myths' started by wild, Feb 24, 2015.

  1. wild

    wild Been here awhile

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    can you share any?
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  2. eatpasta

    eatpasta Lawnmower Target Supporter

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    back already?
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  3. markk53

    markk53 jack of all trades... Super Supporter

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    Our motto: Ride to eat, eat to ride... all roads lead to pie! :clap

    A common quip at any given intersection of some country road: "I have no idea where in the hell we are... which way you wanna go?"
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  4. Maggot12

    Maggot12 U'mmmm yeaah!!

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    Go man, just go..

    from dumb and dumber...:lol3
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  5. wild

    wild Been here awhile

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    you better follow this one advice...

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    couldn't agree more.
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  6. RedShark

    RedShark Long timer

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    The bigger the road, the worse the food.
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  7. Dan Diego

    Dan Diego Long timer

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  8. BruceI

    BruceI Been here awhile

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    Ride hard, die fast.
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  9. DustyRags

    DustyRags Idiot

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    Do dumb things, but wear your helmet.

    Four wheels move the body, two wheels move the spirit.

    Motorcycling: The fine art of getting wet, breaking down, risking your life, and going the longer way.
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  10. RideDualSport.com

    RideDualSport.com Zut alors!

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    "I had to lay er down."
    "Loud pipes save lives".
    "I look my best when I take my helmet off after a long motorcycle ride."
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  11. rebake

    rebake Long timer

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    Don't know where we are,but we are making good time-keep going.
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  12. CharlesLathe

    CharlesLathe Been here awhile

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    "Do you have a name for your bike, Stretch?"

    "No, it's a motorcycle. Wait. Yeah. It's name is Nightmare and if it was alive, I'd stab it."

    The bike had been giving him trouble.
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  13. bwringer

    bwringer Gimpy, Yet Alacritous

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    "How fast were you going back there?"
    "I don't know, man -- 'busa speeds!"



    "I like to ride fast and shift a lot."



    "I'mfascinatedwiththehumanbodysothat'swhymybikeiscoveredinskulls."
    (Delivered in a low monotone with beady, staring eyes under a sweaty forehead. Maybe you hadda be there... :loco )



    "Good Lord, did you see the DICK on that donkey?"
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  14. markk53

    markk53 jack of all trades... Super Supporter

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    I was doin' a hunerd-fity an' was only half way open! :lol3
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  15. bwalsh

    bwalsh Long timer

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    I don't want a pickle, just want to rode on my motorcickle.
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  16. hippiebrian

    hippiebrian Long timer

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    Motorcycles: you either get it or you don't.
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  17. flei

    flei cycletherapist

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  18. lolpetewtf

    lolpetewtf Banned

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    "I just got back from practicing falling off my motorcycle."



    crickets.....
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  19. Manbyk

    Manbyk Manbyk

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    Ride like there is no tomorrow
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  20. eatpasta

    eatpasta Lawnmower Target Supporter

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    :deal
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