And thank you for filming that part in B&W. Now we only get to guess what wonderful colours were being released into the sink . Out of Mexistan:jose and into the Bunghole!
Swamp, when you visited the Mayan ruin (Tikal), did you just leave your luggage on the bike? Or you have stored it somewhere... and I missed that ? I'm curious.
Swamp, Are those clowns your friends? Hope not. Can you block them, or do you just ignore them? Rest assured, many of us want to read what you have to say. So ride on. Don't pay attention to that. Unfortunately, there is always someone like that in the crowd.
i left all my luggage on the bike, left my boots next to my bike with knee guards, elbow guards and gloves stuffed inside. hung my helmet and goggles on the handlebar. i put my sox on the seat of the bike to air out and double as a theft deterrent. carried a back back to the ruins with me. place felt safe. if that is what you are getting to.
Thanks for the explanation. Yes, that's what I want to know. I love the idea of using sock as to keep thief away
oser thats funny as hell! yea, if you look at where they are from. they are all from alabama. we all ride bikes together here. the bullshit is a bottomless pit of fairground porta-potty turds with us. for some reason we've only ever been able to communicate by dog-cussing each other. you know, like this: <iframe frameborder="0" scrolling="no" width="425" height="240" src="https://api.smugmug.com/services/embed/2211755376_w3LwBfV?width=425&height=240"></iframe>
Shut up moron. After several years of lurking, your harassment of Donovan was enough to convince me to join just so I could tell you to shut up, moron. Dono, any chance you could speed things up a little with the updates? I'm getting old. oohh, Sorry, never mind...... Take your time with the updates. I'm sure you view your posts as wine. Cheap wine. You know, Thunderbird type stuff. But wine none-the-less. Geeze, I have become like them. My first post Sorry for the distraction. Carry on. Srsly: good stuff Dono. I ride vicariously.
Question: Did you ever know what happened to the last rear tire? The one with the center that looks sort of melted flat. Was it rubbing on the swingarm once you got on the bike and started riding? That's the same tire I have on the back of the Versys. Can't imagine riding along and then stopping to find THAT!
Saturday April 13th 2013 Morelos Mexico to El Remate/Tikal/Lago Peten Itza At 4:00 I was down in the alleyway behind the hotel fumbling with the flash light and luggage lashing pre-flight where is this, where is that. The plan for today was basically a three step program to success: ride to Tikal as fast as possible then, drink alcoholic beverages, bum a few cigarettes off someone then eat food until I passed out. Ill try to describe the ride to the Belize border in as little words as possible now. Dark nearly Wind seeping in past my goggles drying out my left eyeball Raining a little That town that guy told me not to stop in Raining more ((im not stopping to put on my rain gear, itll quit)) Rain doesnt quit Sun Two guys with rifles tell me to go the other way Belize Border Exiting Mexico and Entering Belize The only other people at the border were a backpacker hippie couple with acorns and what appeared to be McDonalds straw wrappers clumped into their dreadlocks. are you guys having problems?, blah blah waiting to extending our visas. Box with person inside. Give important things to it. Person inside stamps my passport then hands everything back to me. Person behind desk. Give important things to it. Oh cool you take dollars. Go to bike. The Gate Keeper inspects all of the important things that Ive collected. The man says yes so I head over to buy the mandatory insurance policy. Ride until low on gas. Ride until low on gas again. Arrive at Belize / Guatemala Border Welcome to Belize Belize/ Guatemala border 11:00 Unlike the Mexico / Belize border, this one is pretty busy. A guy with a wad of money points and tells me to park. He and I set down on a curb. He speaks good English. I ask him what the exchange rate is he tells me 6 quetzals to one dollar. I say how bout seven? . He tells me Ok I can do this. So I give him 60 bucks and he gives me a wad of money back. Are you giving me a good rate ? Because Im about to check. I had written down some exchange rates down in my notebook that I had pulled off the internet before I left home. I had 8.05 quetzals to 1 dollar. Good enough for me. I give him 100 and he gives me a bigger wad of money. Somehow I got all turned around inside this building. I basically exited Belize then went to the other side of the building, the opposite direction because that is where some lady behind a desk pointed then got stamped back into Belize then I got confused and asked for help from a person behind a desk who looked at my passport and told me I had to go back and get stamped out again. . then go to the Guatemalan side. Really. Entering Guatemala was a pain in the ass for me. Im sorry, but if you are Guatemalan; Yo shit be fucked up. First off I go to the gate keeper. I dont have enough important things to show him yet so he points at a few large lines. I stand in one line until a lady behind a desk, who obviously has no incentive to perform has to take the time out of her day to look at my pile of paper. she is preoccupied with talking to one of her co-workers about something entertaining. She looks at me then points to the guy sitting to her right; also behind the large desk (Its like an airport ticket counter style desk). ((hmm ok I must have gone to the wrong line, ill go stand in this line to talk to the guy she just pointed at)). Eventually I work my way up to the point where I am next-in-line. The problem is that there is this old guy in front of me who is no shit, attempting to read every tiny word on every single document WITH A GIANT , FUCKING, MAGNIFYING GLASS. I dont think this guy can even read. I think he is just trying to look the part. The customs official or whoever the hell this guy is behind the desk doesnt even attempt to help the old man. He just sits there talking to his buddy the security guard. A few minutes pass and the old man gives up and walks away. I put the important things on the table. The guy gives me a fuck off look and points to THE LADY WHO POINTED AT HIM! ((son of a bitch .. are they screwing with me ? what the hell ? )) No shit I stand in the ladys line again She points to the other guy again! At this point I get pissed off and blurt out something like hey what the hell is going on? You keep pointing to him and he keeps pointing at you. Are you fucking with me or what? I dont understand what I am supposed to do. She hands the papers over to the guy, I cross under the little rope, line-row divider thingy. I fill out a bunch of papers then he says copies and motions with his finger out that way somewhere. There is a little building that houses the photocopy extortion business. I walk in, lay everything out and tell the guy I need 3 copies of everything front and back. The photocopy engineer then walks over to the machine which is covered by an emerald blanket. He removes the blanket as though he was about to reveal the Arch of the Covenant or an ultra-secret doorway to the enchanted land of Narnia. Back to standing in line for the guy behind the desk. I now have to go to the bank office. Pay tax at bank office. Stand in line again for the same guy. Bike has to be inspected. Checks VIN and Tag. Good. Back to The Gate Keeper to show him all my new important things. Enter Guatemala. Scenery begins to change rapidly. I stop to talk with an older guy (maybe 65 or 70 years old )on a KLR who had ridden down from Canada. He told me that he made it down to El Salvador where he saw a murder and a lethal car crash. Hed had a clutch cable snap and his bike was dying so he had decided to return home. Im feeling great at this point, the roads are fun and my rear tire seems like its going to hold up this time. I ride as fast as I can towards Tikal trying to make up some of the time I had lost screwing around in Morelos. Tikal is located in what I would call a national park area. A fee is required to enter. There is a nice, scenic road that leads up to a parking area. From there visitors need to hike up to the ruins. A sign explains that its a 20-30 minute walk to the site. I park the bike and ditch my enduro boots for my flip flops. It only takes me 15 minutes to walk up the dirt road to where all the old stuff is. This is where Ancient Mayans made tortillas After having his many slaves construct this awesome set of stairs, The Ancient Maya Lord of Lightning and Fire carved two stone tablets upon which were written the Ten Commandments. 400 years later, a barefooted Jewish guy swindled the tablets away from the Mayans then transported them to the desert where he made everyone believe that he was God simply because his beard was fuller than everyone elses. Later, George Bush found the tablets in the bottom of a meteor crater at his ranch in Texas. He would later use them to construct the Panama Canal. So basically, Tikal is the center of the Universe. Stairs to the Center of the Universe raccoon that has never been fed dog food or hot dogs I walked around the temples for thirty minutes before I became bored with it. Ive never really been a big Maya enthusiast however; Cortes and Alvarado were tough SOBs, the Incas were awesome; but the Mayas .. meh.. Id rather drink beer. There is a small town at the base of the mountain on the Eastern side of Lago Peten Itza. After riding back and for the through the town twice I settled on this place (I have no idea what the name of it is). My plan for the day was nearly complete. All I had left to do was: drink alcohol, eat food, bum cigarettes of someone then pass out. So that is what I did. Margarita x 2 Beer x 5 Food.. ..and more food (I actually had 2 orders of these nachos). I was so damn hungry. Later a ½ Korean ½ Caucazoid lady and her tool box from England joined me for beers and lies. They both smoked cigarettes which is really turned out well for me.. as I was able to bum a few off them. The couple told me of another rider from Alabama that they had met. He had ridden an old KLR down here to die; his name was Mike. In my head I thought ((I wonder if they are talking about Rat Bike Mike??)). Turns out they were. I sat there laughing inside about how small the world is and how I could picture Mikes horrid, bush of grey hairs protruding from his ear-holes. Then the Sun set everything on fire and the day was over. GUATEVERS BRAH <iframe width="853" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/YqFW6E91DKs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
i would've served up some hot dogs to that 'coon just so he starts stealing hot dogs from the indiginees. awesome ride.
GUATEVERS BRAH = very cool video. Leaves me curious as to why you held the oil dipstick with your shirt. A great deal of indecisive activity there at the initial point of dipstick extraction. No need to explain. Would just as soon classify it as one of those mysteries of life.