AR-NWA ADV BS thread

HEY ALBIE! Ojay has a tip for ya!

Ive got one Albie.

the prob is im working all day tomorrow, I can take it with me, if you can run through downtown ( the square) mid morning, I can meet you out on the square and hand it off.

let me know, you jackhole.

Hey Mouth What do you teach?

stuck

Whining and beer consumption.

I dont teach, IM a student actually haha.

I am the audio producer for a division that makes videos to promote the University.

I could teach beer consumption, I have a masters in that, but Scrazor has a mothfockle PHD.

lol when i first read it i thought it said a different type of videos

No, I held the camera for doc once, while he fellated a goat.

but other than that, no dirty vids made by me.

EWWWWWWWWW

He told me you held his mic.

Makes my deer strike seem kinda tame.

That would suck

THE OFFICIAL TEXAS SHERIFF EXAM



A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman.

He grew up big, 6' 2", strong as a longhorn and fast as mustang.

He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.

When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only
dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department.

After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally
called him into his office for the young man's last interview.




The Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot.

So far your qualifications all look good, but we have, what you might
call, an "Attitude Suitability Test", that you must take before you can be
accepted.

We just don't let anyone carry our badge, son."

Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief said,
"Take this pistol and go out and shoot:


six illegal aliens,
six lawyers,
six meth dealers,
six Muslim extremists,
six Democrats,
and a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?" queried the applicant.

"You pass," said the Chief Deputy.
"When can you start?"

Bada Boom, Bada Bing!

The brakes were soft last year (pumping required). I'm thinking maybe air in lines (and water in lines from sitting since last May)?
New for me.
I'll get stuff to replace fluid then will bleed them out. I'll need a "pumper" pedal pusher at some point.

your master cylinder is probably bad Magoo.

but start by inspecting both rear drums, make sure no brake fluid is leaking from wheel cylinders.
then check front calipers for leaks.

if no leaks are found, its the master cyinder yo.

Let me know when you want me to help out.

Picture test

Nevermind

Yeah, but I didn't want it to be that. Costs $ for a vehicle I drive 32 miles a year.
Maybe I'll just cut holes in the floorboard and Yabba Dabba Do it with Albie Flintstone's feet.

Arrrgh!!!