Where is Mr. Brown Pants?

R1150GSA · 05-16-2006, 09:43 AM

C'mon, UPS Guy. I don't have all day. I need to make my newest mod to Stella.

This one's REALLY going to make that idiot BreadMan cry. He's going to cry and cry and cry like the scaredy baby that he is.

C'mon Mr. Brown Pants. Get here already!

Srbenda · 05-16-2006, 03:31 PM

Why hasn't it arrived?

Where is your trivial little bit of bling?

It has been absconded with! My Secret Agents have snuck in the dark of night to the UPS terminal and taken away your chrome horncast.

It wouldn't have helped you anyway.

I on the other hand, visited the Hallowed Halls of SCOMO today in Richmond, VA. We discussed in great detail the surgery for Stella. This will be a major event, not just a silly bit of bolt-on chrome.

The only hint I'll give?

Two words.

Oversize & Bore.

Figure that out SirStella-Not!

JohnTM · 05-17-2006, 06:43 AM

R1150GSA · 05-17-2006, 06:52 AM

05-18-06

Ngorongoro · 05-17-2006, 08:40 AM

R1150GSA · 05-17-2006, 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BreadMan

The only hint I'll give?

Two words.

Oversize & Bore.

Figure that out SirStella-Not!

I knew you were a bromide, but I had no idea you were fat.

Srbenda · 05-17-2006, 06:41 PM

So less than 24 hours left now til you get your little chrome bits?
Will it require any soldering or crimping to install?

Or will you be using Elmer's to install?

brockster · 05-17-2006, 08:37 PM

Pinasco?

DR?

Please, not the malevolent Malossi. Well, I guess it just has to last long enough for a monk spanking...

R1150GSA · 05-18-2006, 05:12 AM

Today is the day. Soon, so very soon, Breadman will be sobbing, "why, oh WHY did I ever think I could be as cool as R1150GSA? WHY?!

R1150GSA · 05-18-2006, 12:31 PM

What a disaster! My shipment arrived. Two boxes, identical items. Incorrect hardware for both. They're overnighting the correct hardware. Can you wait another 24 hours for your crying session, Breadman?

Srbenda · 05-18-2006, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by R1150GSA

What a disaster! My shipment arrived. Two boxes, identical items. Incorrect hardware for both. They're overnighting the correct hardware. Can you wait another 24 hours for your crying session, Breadman?

A disaster indeed Sir Stella-Not. This whole escapade of blithering by you has indeed been embarassing.

I think you are now blaming your incompetence on the company, instead of yourself.

I am certain that you bought two chrome horncasts, and no Super Glue.

Admit defeat, and end your silly charade.

brockster · 05-18-2006, 06:09 PM

Srbenda · 05-18-2006, 06:30 PM

Ohhhhh Sir Stella-Not!

I was at the CVS tonight and picked these up for you. I think these will manage to hold the overwhelming flood that will descend from your bowels when you are finally confronted with the beasts that will emerge from my
garage.

My Silver Star Stella
The Bad Black ET4

Don't say you have not been warned Good Sir.

Srbenda · 05-19-2006, 03:34 PM

So what excuse will you invent today?

brockster · 05-19-2006, 03:52 PM

BreadMan, if your scooter is ready, then I declare you winner by default!

05-16-2006, 09:43 AM	#1
R1150GSA ^OP Saint "Alloy"sius Joined: Nov 2002 Location: Bucks County, PA Oddometer: 26,174	Where is Mr. Brown Pants? C'mon, UPS Guy. I don't have all day. I need to make my newest mod to Stella. This one's *REALLY* going to make that idiot BreadMan cry. He's going to cry and cry and cry like the scaredy baby that he is. C'mon Mr. Brown Pants. Get here already! __________________ IBA #17734

05-16-2006, 03:31 PM	#2
Srbenda Embassy of South Carolina Joined: Sep 2005 Location: Embassy of the Nation of South Carolina Oddometer: 11,930	Why hasn't it arrived? Where is your trivial little bit of bling? It has been absconded with! My Secret Agents have snuck in the dark of night to the UPS terminal and taken away your chrome horncast. It wouldn't have helped you anyway. I on the other hand, visited the Hallowed Halls of SCOMO today in Richmond, VA. We discussed in great detail the surgery for Stella. This will be a major event, not just a silly bit of bolt-on chrome. The only hint I'll give? Two words. *Oversize & Bore.* Figure that out SirStella-Not! __________________ It seemed to me that the earth may he borrowed but not bought. It may be used but not owned. It gives itself in response to love and tending.... But we are tenants and not possessors, lovers and not masters.

05-17-2006, 06:52 AM	#4
R1150GSA ^OP Saint "Alloy"sius Joined: Nov 2002 Location: Bucks County, PA Oddometer: 26,174	05-18-06 __________________ IBA #17734

05-17-2006, 06:41 PM	#7
Srbenda Embassy of South Carolina Joined: Sep 2005 Location: Embassy of the Nation of South Carolina Oddometer: 11,930	So less than 24 hours left now til you get your little chrome bits? Will it require any soldering or crimping to install? Or will you be using Elmer's to install? __________________ It seemed to me that the earth may he borrowed but not bought. It may be used but not owned. It gives itself in response to love and tending.... But we are tenants and not possessors, lovers and not masters.

05-17-2006, 08:37 PM	#8
brockster Despair & Repair Garage Joined: Dec 2004 Location: Near Dayton, Ohio USA Oddometer: 2,039	Pinasco? DR? Please, not the malevolent Malossi. Well, I guess it just has to last long enough for a monk spanking... __________________ 2001 HD XL1200S 1977 Vespa + 1985 Honda Elite CB550K project. "Man whoever came up with Ronald McDonald was dropping some serious acid.." - SpoonKiller / tiotalruckus.com

05-17-2006, 06:43 AM	#3
JohnTM I suck toes Joined: Oct 2001 Location: Cornersville, TN Oddometer: 29,206

05-17-2006, 08:40 AM	#5
Ngorongoro boon Joined: Feb 2006 Location: The crater so nice, they named it twice. Oddometer: 173

05-18-2006, 05:12 AM	#9
R1150GSA ^OP Saint "Alloy"sius Joined: Nov 2002 Location: Bucks County, PA Oddometer: 26,174	Today is the day. Soon, so very soon, Breadman will be sobbing, "why, oh WHY did I ever think I could be as cool as R1150GSA? *WHY?!* __________________ IBA #17734

05-18-2006, 12:31 PM	#10
R1150GSA ^OP Saint "Alloy"sius Joined: Nov 2002 Location: Bucks County, PA Oddometer: 26,174	What a disaster! My shipment arrived. Two boxes, identical items. Incorrect hardware for both. They're overnighting the correct hardware. Can you wait another 24 hours for your crying session, Breadman? __________________ IBA #17734

05-18-2006, 06:09 PM	#12
brockster Despair & Repair Garage Joined: Dec 2004 Location: Near Dayton, Ohio USA Oddometer: 2,039	__________________ 2001 HD XL1200S 1977 Vespa + 1985 Honda Elite CB550K project. "Man whoever came up with Ronald McDonald was dropping some serious acid.." - SpoonKiller / tiotalruckus.com

05-18-2006, 06:30 PM	#13
Srbenda Embassy of South Carolina Joined: Sep 2005 Location: Embassy of the Nation of South Carolina Oddometer: 11,930	Ohhhhh Sir Stella-Not! I was at the CVS tonight and picked these up for you. I think these will manage to hold the overwhelming flood that will descend from your bowels when you are finally confronted with the beasts that will emerge from my garage. My Silver Star Stella The Bad Black ET4 Don't say you have not been warned Good Sir. __________________ It seemed to me that the earth may he borrowed but not bought. It may be used but not owned. It gives itself in response to love and tending.... But we are tenants and not possessors, lovers and not masters.

05-19-2006, 03:34 PM	#14
Srbenda Embassy of South Carolina Joined: Sep 2005 Location: Embassy of the Nation of South Carolina Oddometer: 11,930	So what excuse will you invent today? __________________ It seemed to me that the earth may he borrowed but not bought. It may be used but not owned. It gives itself in response to love and tending.... But we are tenants and not possessors, lovers and not masters.

05-19-2006, 03:52 PM	#15
brockster Despair & Repair Garage Joined: Dec 2004 Location: Near Dayton, Ohio USA Oddometer: 2,039	BreadMan, if your scooter is ready, then I declare you winner by default! __________________ 2001 HD XL1200S 1977 Vespa + 1985 Honda Elite CB550K project. "Man whoever came up with Ronald McDonald was dropping some serious acid.." - SpoonKiller / tiotalruckus.com

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