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Old 05-16-2006, 09:43 AM   #1
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Where is Mr. Brown Pants?

C'mon, UPS Guy. I don't have all day. I need to make my newest mod to Stella.

This one's REALLY going to make that idiot BreadMan cry. He's going to cry and cry and cry like the scaredy baby that he is.

C'mon Mr. Brown Pants. Get here already!
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Old 05-16-2006, 03:31 PM   #2
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Why hasn't it arrived?

Where is your trivial little bit of bling?

It has been absconded with! My Secret Agents have snuck in the dark of night to the UPS terminal and taken away your chrome horncast.

It wouldn't have helped you anyway.

I on the other hand, visited the Hallowed Halls of SCOMO today in Richmond, VA. We discussed in great detail the surgery for Stella. This will be a major event, not just a silly bit of bolt-on chrome.

The only hint I'll give?

Two words.

Oversize & Bore.

Figure that out SirStella-Not!

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Old 05-17-2006, 06:43 AM   #3
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Old 05-17-2006, 06:52 AM   #4
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Old 05-17-2006, 08:40 AM   #5
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Old 05-17-2006, 08:51 AM   #6
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The only hint I'll give?

Two words.

Oversize & Bore.

Figure that out SirStella-Not!

I knew you were a bromide, but I had no idea you were fat.
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Old 05-17-2006, 06:41 PM   #7
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So less than 24 hours left now til you get your little chrome bits?
Will it require any soldering or crimping to install?


Or will you be using Elmer's to install?
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Old 05-17-2006, 08:37 PM   #8
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Pinasco?

DR?

Please, not the malevolent Malossi. Well, I guess it just has to last long enough for a monk spanking...
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Old 05-18-2006, 05:12 AM   #9
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Today is the day. Soon, so very soon, Breadman will be sobbing, "why, oh WHY did I ever think I could be as cool as R1150GSA? WHY?!
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Old 05-18-2006, 12:31 PM   #10
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What a disaster! My shipment arrived. Two boxes, identical items. Incorrect hardware for both. They're overnighting the correct hardware. Can you wait another 24 hours for your crying session, Breadman?
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Old 05-18-2006, 05:51 PM   #11
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What a disaster! My shipment arrived. Two boxes, identical items. Incorrect hardware for both. They're overnighting the correct hardware. Can you wait another 24 hours for your crying session, Breadman?

A disaster indeed Sir Stella-Not. This whole escapade of blithering by you has indeed been embarassing.

I think you are now blaming your incompetence on the company, instead of yourself.

I am certain that you bought two chrome horncasts, and no Super Glue.


Admit defeat, and end your silly charade.
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Old 05-18-2006, 06:09 PM   #12
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Old 05-18-2006, 06:30 PM   #13
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Ohhhhh Sir Stella-Not!

I was at the CVS tonight and picked these up for you. I think these will manage to hold the overwhelming flood that will descend from your bowels when you are finally confronted with the beasts that will emerge from my
garage.




My Silver Star Stella
The Bad Black ET4

Don't say you have not been warned Good Sir.
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Old 05-19-2006, 03:34 PM   #14
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So what excuse will you invent today?
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BreadMan, if your scooter is ready, then I declare you winner by default!
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