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Old 05-19-2006, 04:29 PM   #16
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And how shall I demonstrate it's prowess?

Should I leave tire tracks on the posterior of Sir Stella-Not?

Or perhaps do a series of artistic donuts in his front yeard?

What can I do to show maximum scooter power?
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Old 05-19-2006, 05:40 PM   #17
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Old 05-19-2006, 05:51 PM   #18
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Well, this tale has taken on a new dimension which demonstrates my great grace and moral amplitude.

To save the good people at Scooterworks from spending $26.00 on FedEx shipping, I instructed them to send the correct hardware by UPS ground.

What matter is it to me? I am all too happy to help my scootering brothers. This, I believe, expresses the finest of my already outstanding qualities.

In closing I would like to say to Breadman, your time draws nigh. Gird your loins. Prepare for the thief in the night.

Let's see. Anything else? Oh, yes. Shut you big stupid blither-port.

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Old 05-20-2006, 05:02 AM   #19
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What a disaster! My shipment arrived. Two boxes, identical items. Incorrect hardware for both. They're overnighting the correct hardware. Can you wait another 24 hours for your crying session, Breadman?
I'm personally offended by your duplicity Sir Stella Not. You have misled and lied to your gracious audience...

We were ready and waiting, eager to hear of your chrome bits, and you have led us down a primrose path of lies and deception.

I'm hurt and anguished by all of this, I don't know how I'll recover.
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Old 05-20-2006, 06:41 AM   #20
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Despair, indeed.

I feel toyed with.

And, yes, let that preposition dangle, because that's what I'm doing: dangling, twisting, left to wonder about my false hopes.

I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue.
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Old 05-20-2006, 07:28 PM   #21
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I'm standing here at the Finish line, waiting for you...

Will the lies continue?

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Old 05-21-2006, 04:12 AM   #22
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Old 05-22-2006, 07:03 AM   #23
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Well this is just plain sad.

That's all I can say without bursting into tears.
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Old 05-22-2006, 01:42 PM   #24
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Well this is just plain sad.

That's all I can say without bursting into tears.

Stay hydrated, you dummy. Tomorrow (Tuesday 05-23-06) is the day of reckoning for you. Then you will be filled with awe and wonder. Then you will cry in long soggy bouts of remorse. Then you will see for the first time that which you could never know because of your own stupidity and guile.

Oh, hurry Tuesday, you wonderful, glorious day of days.
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Old 05-22-2006, 02:25 PM   #25
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Old 05-22-2006, 09:45 PM   #26
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this thread is so much better than anything else I've perused this evening ........ I can hardly wait to see pictures to illustrate the jousting match.

Fight on dear scooter knights - and may the best man win.
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Old 05-23-2006, 03:13 AM   #27
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Well, I suppose it's more humorous than watching a public lynching in JoMomma....
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Old 05-23-2006, 05:50 AM   #28
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Well, I suppose it's more humorous than watching a public lynching in JoMomma....
One of those slow-motion, drawn-out, ceremonial types.

Well, this is sorta like that, too, but in a better way.
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Old 05-23-2006, 07:36 AM   #29
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I am about to leave for an 11:00 AM meeting. Upon my return I fully expect to find a package. Then, oh, sweet victory!
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Old 05-23-2006, 02:04 PM   #30
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I am about to leave for an 11:00 AM meeting. Upon my return I fully expect to find a package. Then, oh, sweet victory!

More disingenuity on your behalf, I presume?

Attempting to delay the inevitable crushing realization that you are a LOSER?
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