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Old 05-23-2006, 02:59 PM   #31
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Hello, Mr. Brownpants.

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Old 05-23-2006, 03:12 PM   #32
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Old 05-23-2006, 03:21 PM   #33
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You call these directions?! Fortunately, I know enough Latin to get by in a pinch.

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Old 05-23-2006, 03:44 PM   #34
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Here you go, Breadman. Let the crying commence.

That's 100% pure Italian wind-slicing technology right there. I figure Stella's new windscreen should tack on roughly 8-11 hp on the straightaway. When I get tucked behind that baby it's "see ya later" time.

Eat blue oil, you skunk!


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Old 05-23-2006, 03:47 PM   #35
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Oh, and by the way, did I mention that I installed it all by myself?

Where will you and I go on our "Secret Journey", Stella? WHERE?!

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Old 05-24-2006, 05:57 AM   #36
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Looks like you drove it down the tacky isle with the crap magnet turned on you big lunk head.
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Old 05-24-2006, 06:01 AM   #37
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Looks like you drove it down the tacky isle with the crap magnet turned on you big lunk head.

This thread is reserved for humans only. Brainless need not apply!
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Old 05-24-2006, 06:59 AM   #38
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Then what are you doing here.

$4000 in chrome on a $3000 scooter and not a carb, pipe or big bore kit to be seen anywhere.

Who's the dummy, dummy?
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Old 05-24-2006, 09:10 AM   #39
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Then what are you doing here.

$4000 in chrome on a $3000 scooter and not a carb, pipe or big bore kit to be seen anywhere.

Who's the dummy, dummy?

If I can get you to sit on it, it'll have the biggest bore of them all.
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Old 05-24-2006, 12:44 PM   #40
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If I can get you to sit on it, it'll have the biggest bore of them all.
Stevie wonder couldn't get within 20 feet of that eye sore.
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Old 05-24-2006, 01:03 PM   #41
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Stevie wonder couldn't get within 20 feet of that eye sore.

Perhaps a shot in landscape format would change your mind, you huckster.

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Old 05-24-2006, 05:39 PM   #42
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Well.


I'm sorry I've been so long is responding, but I had to take a long ride down to Patuxent Naval Air Station to gain access to their wind tunnel to do some wind testing.



The results there were conclusive, affirmed by a veritable battery of government scientists, clad in white coats and wearing official badges.

Their conclusion?

"Your scooter sucks ass."

In fact, I have that documented in a 327 page document that I will be happy to mail to anyone that requests a copy.

I contacted the people at Geuniune Motor Works for advice on what to do, and after viewing the photos of the scooter that you have performed a Chinese abortion on, they referred me to this product. They felt you would have more fun with this type of scooter.

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Old 05-24-2006, 07:24 PM   #43
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Old 05-24-2006, 07:26 PM   #44
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I am shocked. SHOCKED! I'm also dismayed. So, in conclusion, I'm shocked and dismayed.
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Old 05-24-2006, 07:49 PM   #45
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Perhaps a shot in landscape format would change your mind, you huckster.


Does your mom know you stole the tips off her walker for your centerstand?
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