Where is Mr. Brown Pants? - Page 3

R1150GSA · 05-23-2006, 02:59 PM

Hello, Mr. Brownpants.

Ayrshire Bull · 05-23-2006, 03:12 PM

pictures Man. Pictures!!!

R1150GSA · 05-23-2006, 03:21 PM

You call these directions?! Fortunately, I know enough Latin to get by in a pinch.

R1150GSA · 05-23-2006, 03:44 PM

Here you go, Breadman. Let the crying commence.

That's 100% pure Italian wind-slicing technology right there. I figure Stella's new windscreen should tack on roughly 8-11 hp on the straightaway. When I get tucked behind that baby it's "see ya later" time.

Eat blue oil, you skunk!

R1150GSA · 05-23-2006, 03:47 PM

Oh, and by the way, did I mention that I installed it all by myself?

Where will you and I go on our "Secret Journey", Stella? WHERE?!

ilmostro · 05-24-2006, 05:57 AM

Looks like you drove it down the tacky isle with the crap magnet turned on you big lunk head.

R1150GSA · 05-24-2006, 06:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilmostro

Looks like you drove it down the tacky isle with the crap magnet turned on you big lunk head.

This thread is reserved for humans only. Brainless need not apply!

ilmostro · 05-24-2006, 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by R1150GSA

This thread is reserved for humans only. Brainless need not apply!

Then what are you doing here.

$4000 in chrome on a $3000 scooter

and not a carb, pipe or big bore kit to be seen anywhere.

Who's the dummy, dummy?

R1150GSA · 05-24-2006, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilmostro

Then what are you doing here.

$4000 in chrome on a $3000 scooter

and not a carb, pipe or big bore kit to be seen anywhere.

Who's the dummy, dummy?

If I can get you to sit on it, it'll have the biggest bore of them all.

ilmostro · 05-24-2006, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by R1150GSA

If I can get you to sit on it, it'll have the biggest bore of them all.

Stevie wonder couldn't get within 20 feet of that eye sore.

R1150GSA · 05-24-2006, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilmostro

Stevie wonder couldn't get within 20 feet of that eye sore.

Perhaps a shot in landscape format would change your mind, you huckster.

Srbenda · 05-24-2006, 05:39 PM

Well.

I'm sorry I've been so long is responding, but I had to take a long ride down to Patuxent Naval Air Station to gain access to their wind tunnel to do some wind testing.

The results there were conclusive, affirmed by a veritable battery of government scientists, clad in white coats and wearing official badges.

Their conclusion?

"Your scooter sucks ass."

In fact, I have that documented in a 327 page document that I will be happy to mail to anyone that requests a copy.

I contacted the people at Geuniune Motor Works for advice on what to do, and after viewing the photos of the scooter that you have performed a Chinese abortion on, they referred me to this product. They felt you would have more fun with this type of scooter.

brockster · 05-24-2006, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by BreadMan

Man, she wouldn't be hot even if she was launched into the sun.

R1150GSA · 05-24-2006, 07:26 PM

I am shocked. SHOCKED! I'm also dismayed. So, in conclusion, I'm shocked and dismayed.

ilmostro · 05-24-2006, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by R1150GSA

Perhaps a shot in landscape format would change your mind, you huckster.

Does your mom know you stole the tips off her walker for your centerstand?

05-23-2006, 02:59 PM	#31
R1150GSA ^OP Saint "Alloy"sius Joined: Nov 2002 Location: Bucks County, PA Oddometer: 26,174	Hello, Mr. Brownpants. __________________ IBA #17734

05-23-2006, 03:12 PM	#32
Ayrshire Bull why the hell not? Joined: Nov 2002 Location: North Vancouver, B.C., CA-NA-DA Oddometer: 1,300	pictures Man. Pictures!!! __________________ "It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see." - HDT

05-23-2006, 03:21 PM	#33
R1150GSA ^OP Saint "Alloy"sius Joined: Nov 2002 Location: Bucks County, PA Oddometer: 26,174	You call these directions?! Fortunately, I know enough Latin to get by in a pinch. __________________ IBA #17734

05-23-2006, 03:44 PM	#34
R1150GSA ^OP Saint "Alloy"sius Joined: Nov 2002 Location: Bucks County, PA Oddometer: 26,174	Here you go, Breadman. Let the crying commence. That's 100% pure Italian wind-slicing technology right there. I figure Stella's new windscreen should tack on roughly 8-11 hp on the straightaway. When I get tucked behind that baby it's "see ya later" time. Eat blue oil, you skunk! __________________ IBA #17734

05-23-2006, 03:47 PM	#35
R1150GSA ^OP Saint "Alloy"sius Joined: Nov 2002 Location: Bucks County, PA Oddometer: 26,174	Oh, and by the way, did I mention that I installed it all by myself? Where will you and I go on our "Secret Journey", Stella? *WHERE?!* __________________ IBA #17734

05-24-2006, 05:57 AM	#36
ilmostro Under Da Sea Joined: Mar 2003 Location: Atlanta, GA Oddometer: 29,233	Looks like you drove it down the tacky isle with the crap magnet turned on you big lunk head. __________________ I've got stay the fuck out of it written on a stone tablet in my bedroom. - Con Stapleton

05-24-2006, 05:39 PM	#42
Srbenda Embassy of South Carolina Joined: Sep 2005 Location: Embassy of the Nation of South Carolina Oddometer: 11,929	Well. I'm sorry I've been so long is responding, but I had to take a long ride down to Patuxent Naval Air Station to gain access to their wind tunnel to do some wind testing. The results there were conclusive, affirmed by a veritable battery of government scientists, clad in white coats and wearing official badges. Their conclusion? "Your scooter sucks *ass."* In fact, I have that documented in a 327 page document that I will be happy to mail to anyone that requests a copy. I contacted the people at Geuniune Motor Works for advice on what to do, and after viewing the photos of the scooter that you have performed a Chinese abortion on, they referred me to this product. They felt you would have more fun with this type of scooter. __________________ It seemed to me that the earth may he borrowed but not bought. It may be used but not owned. It gives itself in response to love and tending.... But we are tenants and not possessors, lovers and not masters.

05-24-2006, 07:26 PM	#44
R1150GSA ^OP Saint "Alloy"sius Joined: Nov 2002 Location: Bucks County, PA Oddometer: 26,174	I am shocked. *SHOCKED!* I'm also dismayed. So, in conclusion, I'm shocked and dismayed. __________________ IBA #17734

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