I'll give you a goddam ride report - Page 3

nachtflug · 07-05-2003, 06:33 PM

so when it was my turn to go to the drying tent for the grattis polaroid pic you get for your 10 bucks, the camera came up empty on film and they had to reload, so I announced

"hey come on I dont have all day, what am I supposed to stand here with these three all afternoon?"

It seem'd to get a laugh out of them.

The one with the neclace also tried to sell you an 8x10 of herself for 10 clams and she also has some kind of website.

Big goddam deal I'm the goddam president of the NewEngland Chapter of Advrider and I but for the compulsive binge drinking of Dizave and Jackhole almost was hanging with Rabia today. But it wasn't to be, a poor substitution in my book, but it had to do.

Hey Flying Monkey, play your cards right and I'll show you around up here.

nachtflug · 07-05-2003, 06:40 PM

yes, another day, another major ride logged. I did pick up a nice First Gear Summer Jacket. Want to see a picture of it? Who cares about a First Gear Summer Jacket. Hey and one more thing, I dont want to see like 10 million goddam hits on this gallery in smugmug, you guys are going to melt it down, get a goddam life, get out, live a little, go for a goddam RIDE. Sometimes even the short ones are good.

The End.

fish · 07-05-2003, 07:05 PM

This might make a good avatar for dragoon.

PhilSpace · 07-05-2003, 07:23 PM

1. I burned my NY license and renounced my citizenship back in the '70's, but Flug, you are makin me want to reconsider and assume the position with the fuckin tax rate.

2. Flug, I don't give a fuck what anybody says, you are now OK in my book - thanks for going the extra mile for us during the holidays

:rabia

tribeless · 07-05-2003, 07:36 PM

... did they have any sisters?

PhilSpace · 07-05-2003, 07:37 PM

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Said tribeless:
... did they have any sisters?

You mean those chicks aren't sisters

rapiti · 07-05-2003, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Said AceRph:

Are those chicks from California? Our bikes are gonna need some washing at the Sierra ride. Bring 'em along.

Those girls aren't from California. They're from Puerto Rico! or maybe Newark or Queens. What do I know? Girls in California or here in Texas don't often wear platforms with bikinis, unless they are hanging on to a pole. Or if they're from Jersey.
Senor Flug, did any of them say, "Ay Papi!" when you were...oops, sorry.

Anyway, that's how you can tell.

Where they are from.

Maybe.

Nice pics.

fish · 07-05-2003, 08:13 PM

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Said rapiti:
Those girls aren't from California.

Absolutely right. This is what you see in Venice Beach.

fish · 07-05-2003, 08:20 PM

Rumor has it these girls will be at the Advrider Sierra Soire doing bike washes and massages.

AceRph · 07-05-2003, 09:02 PM

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Said fish:
Rumor has it these girls will be at the Advrider Sierra Soire doing bike washes and massages.

I won't wash my bike for the next couple of weeks. I'd like to have my feet massaged. I wonder if that'll cost me more than $10. Are they from California? None of them look as butch as the Venice Beach skater...uhhh...not that there's anything wrong with that.

AceRph · 07-05-2003, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Said rapiti:
Those girls aren't from California. They're from Puerto Rico! or maybe Newark or Queens. What do I know? Girls in California or here in Texas don't often wear platforms with bikinis, unless they are hanging on to a pole. Or if they're from Jersey.
Senor Flug, did any of them say, "Ay Papi!" when you were...oops, sorry.

Anyway, that's how you can tell.

Where they are from.

Maybe.

Nice pics.

Let's make Puerto Rico a state!

nachtflug · 07-05-2003, 09:06 PM

venice beach smenice beach.

fish · 07-05-2003, 09:33 PM

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Said nachtflug:
venice beach smenice beach.

Here she is in about ten years...

thwack · 07-05-2003, 09:42 PM

Flug,

I checked every one of those pictures several times and you got ripped off...the sign said it was a bikini car wash and they were not washing with their bikinis!

I think you need to go back there (with your camera) and demand they use their bikinis to do the washing like the sign says...none of this false advertising east coast shit...

Thwack

choirboy · 07-05-2003, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Said fish:
Absolutely right. This is what you see in Venice Beach.

Was that a chick?

Are you sure?

07-05-2003, 07:05 PM	#33
fish Banned Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Gold Country Oddometer: 47,709	This might make a good avatar for dragoon. Attached Images

07-05-2003, 07:23 PM	#34
PhilSpace The Gov Joined: Feb 2002 Location: Springfield, VA Oddometer: 34,124	Just two things 1. I burned my NY license and renounced my citizenship back in the '70's, but Flug, you are makin me want to reconsider and assume the position with the fuckin tax rate. 2. Flug, I don't give a fuck what anybody says, you are now OK in my book - thanks for going the extra mile for us during the holidays :rabia __________________

07-05-2003, 09:42 PM	#44
thwack Beastly Adventurer Joined: Nov 2001 Location: Silly-cone Valley, CA Oddometer: 1,479	You got ripped off! Flug, I checked every one of those pictures several times and you got ripped off...the sign said it was a bikini car wash and they were not washing with their bikinis! I think you need to go back there (with your camera) and demand they use their bikinis to do the washing like the sign says...none of this false advertising east coast shit... Thwack

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07-05-2003, 06:33 PM	#31
nachtflug ^OP infidel Joined: Jan 2002 Location: New York Oddometer: 42,855	so when it was my turn to go to the drying tent for the grattis polaroid pic you get for your 10 bucks, the camera came up empty on film and they had to reload, so I announced "hey come on I dont have all day, what am I supposed to stand here with these three all afternoon?" It seem'd to get a laugh out of them. The one with the neclace also tried to sell you an 8x10 of herself for 10 clams and she also has some kind of website. Big goddam deal I'm the goddam president of the NewEngland Chapter of Advrider and I but for the compulsive binge drinking of Dizave and Jackhole almost was hanging with Rabia today. But it wasn't to be, a poor substitution in my book, but it had to do. Hey Flying Monkey, play your cards right and I'll show you around up here.

07-05-2003, 06:40 PM	#32
nachtflug ^OP infidel Joined: Jan 2002 Location: New York Oddometer: 42,855	yes, another day, another major ride logged. I did pick up a nice First Gear Summer Jacket. Want to see a picture of it? Who cares about a First Gear Summer Jacket. Hey and one more thing, I dont want to see like 10 million goddam hits on this gallery in smugmug, you guys are going to melt it down, get a goddam life, get out, live a little, go for a goddam RIDE. Sometimes even the short ones are good. The End.

07-05-2003, 07:36 PM	#35
tribeless _________________________ Joined: Jul 2002 Location: advrider.com Oddometer: 1,522	... did they have any sisters?

07-05-2003, 08:20 PM	#39
fish Banned Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Gold Country Oddometer: 47,709	Rumor has it these girls will be at the Advrider Sierra Soire doing bike washes and massages.

07-05-2003, 09:06 PM	#42
nachtflug ^OP infidel Joined: Jan 2002 Location: New York Oddometer: 42,855	venice beach smenice beach.