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Old 08-30-2003, 05:37 PM   #1
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Nachtflugs Annual NFL Predictions.

Having picked both of last years Superbowl teams AND the final score correctly at the beginning of the season, it is with great pleasure that I open up this years Nachtflugs NFL predictions to chapter members, non chapter members, and all non violent Palestinians, (all 3 of you).

Its pigskin time again folks. Do your Superbowl Shuffles and End Zone Dances. Lets see some "tight ends" from Linzi, some down field recievers from Rabia, and the old end around from GSGirl. On two DukeGirl, you go long. Hey Rockin Robin, how about a naked bootleg? Rogue, you take out the middle linebacker.

49ers suck rotten apples.

All teams from Ohio should stay off of national TV.

Bill Parcells rules.

Hail to the Redskins.


Vinnie Ts the man.


Drop back and punt you bastards.

Rah Rah Rah you armchair quarterbacks.

Hey Patti, wanna see my 2 minute offence?

15 yards unsportsman like conduct on BMWRider.

Loadedagain your offsides you dickhead.

3rd and long baby.

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Old 08-30-2003, 05:53 PM   #2
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(Ian Hunter)

The sun shone through the window as I lay down on your carpet
Staring at the speakers - pretending to be tortured
And I never moved a muscle
No, I never moved a muscle

The sunlight turned to shadows, and the minutes turned to hours
Somebody turned the lights on, there was conversation, laughter
And you know just what I'm after - you know just what I'm after
You will look at me, and your curiosity is gonna get the better of you, will get the better of you

Standing next to me now - she's in the air I breathe
She says, "I'm marrying a rich man but he still thinks I'm a virgin
So I need a little action, I need a little fun
I need a good Samaritan, good Samaritan, good Samaritan, good Samaritan"

We raged around our cages until all the doors lay open
Then we fell upon each other in the fury and the frenzy
And we fought like Gods of Thunder - and we played like fives 'n under
And the only screams that mattered turn to whispers in my ear
You're my good Samaritan, you're my good Samaritan, you're my good Samaritan, you're my good Samaritan

Walking down the street - they make such a lovely couple
And she freezes when she sees me - but she don't have to worry
Cos I needed something deeper - I needed something longer
She said, "People who are weaker, need people who are stronger"
And I don't know what possessed you, was I just a one night stand
And not your good Samaritan, good Samaritan, good Samaritan, good Samaritan.
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Old 08-30-2003, 06:56 PM   #3
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Re: Nachtflugs Annual NFL Predictions.

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Lets see some "tight ends" from Linzi, some down field recievers from Rabia, and the old end around from GSGirl. On two DukeGirl, you go long. Hey Rockin Robin, how about a naked bootleg? Rogue, you take out the middle linebacker.
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Old 08-30-2003, 07:23 PM   #4
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I love football. Somehow, I don't ever date anyone who does. :): Go Bucs!

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Old 08-30-2003, 07:27 PM   #5
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good for you Linzi.

Ditch that dweeb and you and I can do the old double reverse.
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Old 08-30-2003, 07:31 PM   #6
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Dave actually tried to find tickets for the UF/FSU game (bless his sweet, naive heart--those were sold out last year) about a week ago, so I have to give him some credit. He's a keeper--for now.

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Old 08-30-2003, 07:36 PM   #7
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I found tickets, but there is no way in hell I'm going to pay $600 per ticket for anything especially to watch stupid football.
Gators suck ass!

Well I might pay that to participate in nude jello wrestling with Anna... for charity, of course.
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Old 08-30-2003, 07:38 PM   #8
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Old 08-30-2003, 08:37 PM   #9
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good for you Linzi.

Ditch that dweeb and you and I can do the old double reverse.
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Old 08-30-2003, 09:18 PM   #10
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: Go Bucs!
Warren Sapp is a punk. Literally. I hope someone caves in his cro-magnon skull (with apologies, Cro-Mag).
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Old 08-31-2003, 04:53 AM   #11
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Stuff the Football, Saint Sations are #1

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Old 08-31-2003, 05:09 AM   #12
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Ok, maybe the Texans are number 1

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Old 08-31-2003, 10:38 AM   #13
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Old 08-31-2003, 12:17 PM   #14
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might as well be the starting offence, defence and special teams?

how many broads does it take to cheer those losers on.

maybe they can win a game without cheating this year.
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Old 08-31-2003, 08:13 PM   #15
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Re: Nachtflugs Annual NFL Predictions.

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Having picked both of last years Superbowl teams AND the final score correctly at the beginning of the season, it is with great pleasure that I open up this years Nachtflugs NFL predictions to chapter members,

blah, blah, blah



3rd and long baby.
The only thing that sucks more than football is golf. And from there, it's a long, sad tumble down to NASCAR.

I can't think of anything more gay than sitting around on a Sunday, watching a bunch of men wearing tight pants pat each other on the ass. Unless of course, it's actual gay porn. Then that would be more gay.

However, I can think of three things I like about football:

1) It's like an asshole detector at work. The minute some sales-type says "Ja see da game?" on Monday morning, I react like it's a fire drill and head immediately for the marked exits, making my way to the coffee shop down the street.

2) It makes beer cheap for 16 weeks.

3) It keeps all the dirtbags out of Home Depot every Sunday throughout the fall. On Superbowl Sunday I can walk down the aisle and not see another human.
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