Strap and Crap

ParaMud · 02-07-2013, 12:30 PM

http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/328374

lol!

steve_k · 02-07-2013, 02:29 PM

Good stuff!

SnowMule · 02-08-2013, 12:29 AM

LOL.

I think walmart sells them in 4-packs in the automotive section for about $20.

Dale950 · 02-08-2013, 06:30 PM

I don't understand ? what's wrong with the old method ?
Just another thing to carry , what if there's no tree's ?

some call me...tim · 02-08-2013, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dale950

what if there's no tree's ?

Then you're shit outta luck?

ParaMud · 02-08-2013, 07:09 PM

The idea seems alright. But I can just use the rok straps if I wanted to try this.

RVDan · 02-08-2013, 10:35 PM

She's doing it wrong. Lean against the tree, no strap required.

Hikertrash · 02-09-2013, 07:08 AM

If you're that lazy that you need a big belt to hold you up at a tree to take a dump, then you shouldn't be hiking in the first place. Shitting with pack on? Are they serious? I wonder if the inventor ever shit in the woods before while hiking?

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acejones · 02-09-2013, 07:20 AM

I think this ought to be in the Vendors Section.

max384 · 02-09-2013, 09:23 AM

Neat idea. I'm young enough that I don't have a problem squatting if I'm in the woods. Could be something I might be interested in in a few decades when my joints aren't as young though. This being said, a small cambuckle strap would likely do just as well for a fraction of the cost (I assume) and weight.

milzispete · 02-09-2013, 09:57 AM

I laughed so hard i almost needed one. I love Americans. the t shirt just rocks

mark1150 · 02-10-2013, 04:56 AM

Of course the strap and crap concept is nothing new, a few years back I'm ashamed to say that I lost a considerable amount of money investing in an item with a similar aim... The Bungee Dump.
Looking back with 50 /50 hindsight, I suppose anything involving up and down movement and answering the call of nature coupled with a hybrid elastic which was derived from super ball technology was always doomed to end in a smelly messy failure, add a touch of wind, and no not what your thinking although that did add to the up and down propulsion, I'm talking wind as in gale force wind, which not only had the poor tester rising and falling and at one time looping the loop at a height of 20 feet! but violently swaying from side to side, suffice to say that there was crap and puke everywhere spread out in a wide arc.
The icing on the cake came when the Royal Parks Police arrest the user for indecent exposure, wilfully destroying and defacing Her Majesties property in excrement, and using foul and abusive language in a public place (you try bungee dumping in a high wind and not letting the odd Anglo Saxon word escape).
So that was that, anyway there was one final nail in the coffin, the application to Dragons Den was turned down at the interview stage when one of the producers was hospitalised from breaking a rib laughing at the invention!

Is it me or is the above just the rantings of a deranged mind?

JRP · 02-10-2013, 05:33 AM

She seems nice

Questor · 02-11-2013, 03:49 PM

Holy crap, that's great!

(Sorry, I couldn't resist.)

Q~

chollo9 · 02-11-2013, 04:06 PM

I go to the woods to avoid the kind of people who would bring something like this to the woods.

02-07-2013, 12:30 PM	#1
ParaMud ^OP Gnarly Adventurer Joined: Jun 2008 Location: Orange, CA Oddometer: 479	Strap and Crap http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/328374 lol! __________________ 04 KLR 650 07 KLR 650 06 sv650s 07 Ducati Monster

02-07-2013, 02:29 PM	#2
steve_k Studly Adventurer Joined: Jul 2008 Location: Rancho Bernardo (San Diego) Oddometer: 898	Good stuff! __________________ My rides: http://www.flickr.com/photos/skrans/2959275108/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/skrans/...7611854503124/

02-08-2013, 12:29 AM	#3
SnowMule nope.gif Joined: Jul 2009 Location: I LIVE IN A GIANT BUCKET Oddometer: 16,132	LOL. I think walmart sells them in 4-packs in the automotive section for about $20. __________________ Spewer of the poignant non sequitur

02-08-2013, 07:09 PM	#6
ParaMud ^OP Gnarly Adventurer Joined: Jun 2008 Location: Orange, CA Oddometer: 479	The idea seems alright. But I can just use the rok straps if I wanted to try this. __________________ 04 KLR 650 07 KLR 650 06 sv650s 07 Ducati Monster

02-09-2013, 07:20 AM	#9
acejones Beastly Adventurer Joined: May 2005 Location: Diamondhead, MS Oddometer: 3,389	I think this ought to be in the Vendors Section. __________________ If I wasn't here, I'd be somewhere else

02-08-2013, 06:30 PM	#4
Dale950 Studly Adventurer Joined: Sep 2004 Location: Melb / Australia Oddometer: 893	I don't understand ? what's wrong with the old method ? Just another thing to carry , what if there's no tree's ?

02-09-2013, 07:08 AM	#8
Hikertrash Beastly Adventurer Joined: Aug 2011 Location: Arizona Oddometer: 1,107	If you're that lazy that you need a big belt to hold you up at a tree to take a dump, then you shouldn't be hiking in the first place. Shitting with pack on? Are they serious? I wonder if the inventor ever shit in the woods before while hiking? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

02-09-2013, 09:23 AM	#10
max384 Disgruntled Student Joined: Nov 2011 Location: Sugar Notch, PA Oddometer: 1,692	Neat idea. I'm young enough that I don't have a problem squatting if I'm in the woods. Could be something I might be interested in in a few decades when my joints aren't as young though. This being said, a small cambuckle strap would likely do just as well for a fraction of the cost (I assume) and weight. __________________ '09 Suzuki SV650, '02 KLR250 Pennsylvania to Newfoundland Ride Report

02-09-2013, 09:57 AM	#11
milzispete Conquistador Joined: Oct 2012 Location: Muscat, Oman Oddometer: 125	I laughed so hard i almost needed one. I love Americans. the t shirt just rocks __________________ i contacted the spirit world but they don't know what's wrong with my 690 either

02-10-2013, 04:56 AM	#12
mark1150 Gnarly Adventurer Joined: Oct 2010 Location: Wisbechistan UK Oddometer: 132	Of course the strap and crap concept is nothing new, a few years back I'm ashamed to say that I lost a considerable amount of money investing in an item with a similar aim... The Bungee Dump. Looking back with 50 /50 hindsight, I suppose anything involving up and down movement and answering the call of nature coupled with a hybrid elastic which was derived from super ball technology was always doomed to end in a smelly messy failure, add a touch of wind, and no not what your thinking although that did add to the up and down propulsion, I'm talking wind as in gale force wind, which not only had the poor tester rising and falling and at one time looping the loop at a height of 20 feet! but violently swaying from side to side, suffice to say that there was crap and puke everywhere spread out in a wide arc. The icing on the cake came when the Royal Parks Police arrest the user for indecent exposure, wilfully destroying and defacing Her Majesties property in excrement, and using foul and abusive language in a public place (you try bungee dumping in a high wind and not letting the odd Anglo Saxon word escape). So that was that, anyway there was one final nail in the coffin, the application to Dragons Den was turned down at the interview stage when one of the producers was hospitalised from breaking a rib laughing at the invention! Is it me or is the above just the rantings of a deranged mind?

02-10-2013, 05:33 AM	#13
JRP Old guy Joined: Apr 2004 Location: Hampden, MA Oddometer: 1,367	She seems nice __________________ "What could possibly go wrong? " The Jerk 2012 TE 250 2010 F 650 GS 1983 R 80 G/S

02-11-2013, 03:49 PM	#14
Questor More Undestructable Joined: Oct 2005 Location: Idaho Falls. ID. USA Oddometer: 3,585	Holy crap, that's great! (Sorry, I couldn't resist.) Q~ __________________ Ride Reports: National Parks Tour 2008 Trans-America Trail 2009 Continental Divide Trail 2009 Alaska 2010 Empty West 2011

02-11-2013, 04:06 PM	#15
chollo9 Screwed the Pooch Joined: Jul 2003 Location: Silk Hope, NC Oddometer: 512	I go to the woods to avoid the kind of people who would bring something like this to the woods. __________________ If your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough When you get knocked down you gotta get back up, I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer but I know enough, to know, If your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough

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