Utards whos riding what

[pluric]

I still follow a trail of M&Ms to work and you guys whip out trail names like
they're named after your kids.

[I'am adv]

Originally Posted by RetrogradE

And when did you offer me a beer? The only beer I was offered throughout the Baja trip was from Burt when we got to AZ.

The day you apologize for "teaching" me about tie-downs and later trashing the shit out of my GSA tank (no offer of compensation needed), I will apologize for whatever you think I am or have done.

The day you apologize for being an obscene, vulgar "educated" man, is the day I apologize even further for what I am.

The day you apologize for being overbearing, loud-mouth, know-it-all is the day I apologize even MORE for who I am, when I've already apologized to the dozens of people who sent me PMs after my ride report saying the same damned thing: "I'm sorry you had to put up with so many 'Ken-versations,'" I guess I'm not the only one who feels you're an overbearing know-it-all.

My favorite story about you that I haven't told yet? When I bought gloves from Andre for you (for our Baja trip) and you refused to pay me back for them. You said, "I'll just be returning them anyway." Return them to Andre for a refund when I stuck my neck out for you, paid for them and delivered them? How hard would it have been to say, "thanks, here's the $20"?

So, if you're truly sorry, send me a check for $350 so I can pay for the damage to my gas tank. If not, shut the fu** up and leave me be. It's clear to me and my own conscience that I know what I know, and more people have sided with me than you. And I don't even care about sides. What does an apology cost you, Ken? I've apologized to many already for airing my grievances with you in a public forum. What about you? I'm still waiting . . .

Originally Posted by The Walrus

Not one apology will you get.......haven't you figured that out yet.........?

You have too much energy directed towards hating........and as I've told you......I have no energy to lend you in your quest.....enjoy yourself with your ongoing diatribes and missions......



No matter how many votes you campaign for and receive, I have no respect for you........I'm quite sure you believe your lies and inaccuracies....

The sexual tension is killing me.
How about you two create your own bitch fight thread.

[Ryman]

It's starting to look like I'm gonna be the new owner of this.

[Roostre]

Originally Posted by Ryman

It's starting to look like I'm gonna be the new owner of this.

Verrray nice!

[pluric]

Originally Posted by Ryman

It's starting to look like I'm gonna be the new owner of this.

Were they out of really clean ones? Will you have it in time for this weekend?
I may need to trade you in the sand.

[Ryman]

Originally Posted by pluric

Were they out of really clean ones? Will you have it in time for this weekend?
I may need to trade you in the sand.

It'll be a while before I have it, but I think I have a deal made.

[mknight]

Originally Posted by Ryman

You won't have any problem with the tribe in this area although it's probably not what you think it is. The roads you reference are county roads with public access, but they are mainly used for oil field access and this area is heavy heavy oilfield. You will be riding amongst a sea of white pickups and big trucks be careful of traffic. Most oilfield hands are courteous and nice guys but they wont be expecting motos traveling at warp speed. Fantasy canyon is cool to stop and look at. Dragon trail is fun and pretty remote. Have fun!

Edit: I hope you're not leaving a pickup in Ouray. Bad idea. If you need to leave a truck somewhere make it my house and I'll show you a fun way down to Ouray.

Yogoi....yes, same ride. We're not leaving until Wednesday evening so if you can pull it off, you're still welcome.

Ryman...thanks for the Intel. We're not leaving a truck in Ouray. We're laying down some slab miles after work on Wednesday night. The Ouray area (other than maybe Fantasy Canyon) isn't really the destination. Just a jumping off point to get on some dirt, and head south towards Baxter Pass and Kokopelli. That shiney "new" 950 would do well in our group. We should have 4 950's, 2 KLR's, and a DR650. Weather is looking great.....ride report to come.

[The Walrus]

Originally Posted by Ryman

It'll be a while before I have it, but I think I have a deal made.

harcus has a Real Tyme skid plate in stock....needs his crash bars at a minimum......maybe one of his luggage racks...... or do the jesses come with the deal.......then you can put Ricky on it and take his picture..........since it isn't technically ORANGE.........maybe those Scorps will hook up enough for him to pull it up......

The sexual tension is killing me.
How about you two create your own bitch fight thread.

If only..................................

I always thought that JoMomma works well...........and it would keep the toxic lesion off this thread....

Thanks,
Baldy
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The finishers medal is satisfyingly heavy...
Neduro on Dakar

The other 10% are sociopaths , serial killers and KLR riders. You wont get much sympathy from them.
-Furious D

[pluric]

Originally Posted by Ryman

It'll be a while before I have it, but I think I have a deal made.

Oh I see. The wife gets a new kitchen and you can have a new bike.

Or is it if you get the new bike the last thing you will need is a bedroom set?

I think even Walrus draws the line on sleeping with bikes. I could be wrong.

[pluric]

Originally Posted by The Walrus

then you can put Ricky on it and take his picture..........since it isn't technically ORANGE.........maybe those Scorps will hook up enough for him to pull it up......

I do have to admit I look much better on that bike than you do.

[Signal]

Hwy 35 (or others) open yet

[2Stamp]

UDOT says it's open.
http://udottraffic.utah.gov/CLALertViewer.aspx?CLType=3

I was out on Sunday and REALLY wanted to go up over Guardsmen's. I'm getting antsy for roads to open.

[Signal]

Originally Posted by 2Stamp

UDOT says it's open.
http://udottraffic.utah.gov/CLALertViewer.aspx?CLType=3

I was out on Sunday and REALLY wanted to go up over Guardsmen's. I'm getting antsy for roads to open.

Good deal- thanks

[Ryman]

Originally Posted by pluric

I do have to admit I look much better on that bike than you do.

Are those the new Klim "Whities"??

[pluric]

Ken was disappointed he was the only rider in his first annual KTM GAY PRIDE RIDE.