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Old 05-08-2012, 06:23 PM   #17671
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It's starting to look like I'm gonna be the new owner of this.
First thing I'd do is hit a big branch to knock those testicles off the fairing.

Damn, almost required to have a KTM big bike 'round these parts.

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Old 05-08-2012, 07:08 PM   #17672
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It's starting to look like I'm gonna be the new owner of this.
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Old 05-08-2012, 07:47 PM   #17673
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Are those the new Klim "Whities"??
There is nothing wrong with white on white........on orange...........



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Ken was disappointed he was the only rider in his first annual KTM GAY PRIDE RIDE.


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It's starting to look like I'm gonna be the new owner of this.
First thing I'd do is hit a big branch to knock those testicles off the fairing.

Damn, almost required to have a KTM big bike 'round these parts.

Congrats! Buy the thing!
.........nice light bar and ............... testicles..................
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Old 05-08-2012, 09:21 PM   #17674
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There is nothing wrong with white on white........on orange...........









.........nice light bar and ............... testicles..................
If its ok to club a baby seal, then Walrus bashing is at least current. ...........................I'd say "gay" comments aren't anymore offensive to gays as "hot chick" pics are to women, so I'm pleading that everyone stop moralizing and just post more pix of hot chix.
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Old 05-08-2012, 09:31 PM   #17675
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I didn't mean it as "dumb or stupid". I meant it as Gay, you know, light in the loafers.
limp wrist (throttle anyway) as another example someone who would run around
like this.......



Oh wait, same guy without the bike. My bad.
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Old 05-08-2012, 09:36 PM   #17676
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I didn't mean it as "dumb or stupid". I meant it as Gay, you know, light in the loafers.
limp wrist (throttle anyway) as another example someone who would run around
like this.......



Oh wait, same guy without the bike. My bad.
Fixt....

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If its ok to club a baby seal, then Walrus bashing is at least current. ...........................I'd say "gay" comments aren't anymore offensive to gays as "hot chick" pics are to women, so I'm pleading that everyone stop moralizing and just post more pix of hot chix.
Without overbearance.....or a kenversation........or futher ado.........ok...........

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Old 05-08-2012, 09:43 PM   #17677
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If its ok to club a baby seal, then Walrus bashing is at least current. ...........................I'd say "gay" comments aren't anymore offensive to gays as "hot chick" pics are to women, so I'm pleading that everyone stop moralizing and just post more pix of hot chix.
While on the subject of judging people I have to mention this about Kevin. The other day he
came by to borrow a hitch hauler. I suggested he try my 250/351 kitted KLX. The battery was
low and it wouldn't start. So I thought I would bump start it rolling down 3900 South.

I had my 2 year old grand daughter and told her to stay with Kevin and I would be right back. Well she
started to follow me while I pushed the bike to 3900. It started, he tried it and I never thought anymore
of it.

My wife later tells me a neighbor called and said "A long haired bearded man was following Holland
down the street." She drove around the block twice and then saw me in the yard with Holland.
"Who was this man?!!!"

I had to laugh. I had no idea we had a Hippie Watch program in the neighborhood.
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Old 05-08-2012, 09:48 PM   #17678
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That's not Gay. That's just sick and perverted. That fat bastard is literally trying to mount a tire. Tsk, tsk, tsk. (head shake)
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Old 05-08-2012, 10:24 PM   #17679
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That's not Gay. That's just sick and perverted. That fat bastard is literally trying to mount a tire. Tsk, tsk, tsk. (head shake)
OK.......I've been holding back......I know this is the one you've been waiting 3 months to see without the 3D glasses, Ricky.....................<=====(way excessive espadrilles..........) or whatever..........should make Kev feel better too........

And LA goes down...........
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Old 05-09-2012, 08:58 AM   #17680
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I'm sorry, Ken.

You shouldn't have to take shit from me, especially publicly.

Please accept my apology. Sorry again.

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Old 05-09-2012, 09:23 AM   #17681
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I'm sorry, Ken.

You shouldn't have to take shit from me, especially publicly.

Please accept my apology. Sorry again.

SKD
Nice play on the gentleman card.

Now back to whatever non bike related bullshit we were talking about.

Speaking of, any bitch that can take a can up the wazoo is out of my league.
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Old 05-09-2012, 10:57 AM   #17682
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I'm sorry, Ken.

You shouldn't have to take shit from me, especially publicly.

Please accept my apology. Sorry again.

SKD
This is a step in the right direction.
I think man drama is the only topic not allowed on Utards.

Now back to chicks that can take a can in the can.
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Old 05-09-2012, 11:55 AM   #17683
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This is a step in the right direction.
I think man drama is the only topic not allowed on Utards.

Now back to chicks that can take a can in the can.
Technically that is still bike related. You KTM owners can relate.

And to be waaayyyyy off the subject. I'm suppose to meet Ryman Friday 10:30am at the Chevron station
in Green River to then go meet GSKev for a weekend of dirt debauchery. So be there or I guess, don't.

Either way I'm going to blame the cold waters of Lake Powell for any alleged, ahhh...., shall we say, shortages?

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Old 05-09-2012, 05:17 PM   #17684
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Old 05-09-2012, 05:57 PM   #17685
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Roostre doesn't look to sure about that move.
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