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Old 01-19-2011, 11:09 AM   #11896
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Was that an offer to cache some gas cans? You could hide them really well and get the GPS coords!
Absolutely, or you can meet us and we'll cook you a proper dinner.
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Old 01-19-2011, 11:14 AM   #11897
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As far as SL County as long as it is inspected, plated and insured I
don't know what complaint would be.

This is why
I didn't by a mini-truck or UTV........I can't legally ride one from my house to the desert, because we live in a "county of the first class".

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Unless a street or highway is designated as open for street-legal ATV use by the
controlling highway authority in accordance with Section 41-22-10.5, a person may not
operate a street-legal ATV on a street or highway if the highway is under the jurisdiction
of a county of the first class, a municipality that is within a county of the first class; or a
municipality with a population of 7,500 or more people. (Note: Salt Lake County is the
only county of the first class.)
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Old 01-19-2011, 11:20 AM   #11898
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Absolutely, or you can meet us and we'll cook you a proper dinner.
GISkev have you seen what Trackhead wears?



Just don't have the sandwich....

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Old 01-19-2011, 11:41 AM   #11899
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This is why
I didn't by a mini-truck or UTV........I can't legally ride one from my house to the desert, because we live in a "county of the first class".
You use the word "Class" in and ADV forum? You must hold your
pinky out as you pee on your landscaping.

These UTV things suck on pavement. You made the right choice with
the Suzuki. I did not know about the County rule and I wonder if most
police departments do.

I can't imagine driving one on pavement for more than a block or two.

As I said, I plated mine as a hopeful get out jail free if I did get pulled
over. "Sorry officer I didn't know. I'll take it straight home. You have a
good day now".

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Old 01-19-2011, 01:39 PM   #11900
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So, the Outdoor Retailer Convention is up and running. Anyone here ever attend this? Can you really find good deals or is it all just double retail without the tag?

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Old 01-19-2011, 02:09 PM   #11901
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So, the Outdoor Retailer Convention is up and running. Anyone here ever attend this? Can you really find good deals or is it all just double retail without the tag?

It's a place for showcasing next years products to retailers, that's about it.

Or...if you're a wanna be sponsored athlete, a great place to wear thick knee pads and suck some dick in hopes of getting sponsored by some company for you to whore yourself for their gain. Then you'll find yourself whoring for a photog instead of skiing, standing around being a BITCH for a photog as they direct you to jump off large rocks, all in hopes that they, and you, will score the coveted "cover photo" of some shithole magazine.

After all that, the payback is some skanky bitch in the bar who thinks you're rad, but she's already got some nasty herpetic ulcers waiting for you.

Sum it up well enough?
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Old 01-19-2011, 02:48 PM   #11902
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It's a place for showcasing next years products to retailers, that's about it.

Or...if you're a wanna be sponsored athlete, a great place to wear thick knee pads and suck some dick in hopes of getting sponsored by some company for you to whore yourself for their gain. Then you'll find yourself whoring for a photog instead of skiing, standing around being a BITCH for a photog as they direct you to jump off large rocks, all in hopes that they, and you, will score the coveted "cover photo" of some shithole magazine.

After all that, the payback is some skanky bitch in the bar who thinks you're rad, but she's already got some nasty herpetic ulcers waiting for you.

Sum it up well enough?
Someone needs a hug. Maybe a Care Bear-o-gram.
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Old 01-19-2011, 03:08 PM   #11903
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Someone needs a hug. Maybe a Care Bear-o-gram.
Stream of consciousness directly into the keyboard is all.
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Old 01-19-2011, 03:27 PM   #11904
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Stream of consciousness directly into the keyboard is all.
Yeah, sometimes self gratification just isn't enough, so I'm told.

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Old 01-19-2011, 05:36 PM   #11905
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So, the Outdoor Retailer Convention is up and running. Anyone here ever attend this? Can you really find good deals or is it all just double retail without the tag?

I go regularly - both the summer and winter sessions - my son gets me in. I have scored some great deals at times, but a lot of folks there don't really want to talk to you if your not a buyer for a major store. Quite a few shops will give you a proform code so you can order on line at wholesale prices.

Hot chicks get mega swag for showing some cleavage!!

I was looking at some nice back country packs for skiing a couple years ago - couldn't get the asswipe to even talk to me about them. Two huge tittied milfs walked up and before they even opened their mouths he grabbed 2 packs off the rack from under my nose and gave each of them one to carry all their other swag! As soon as they walked off he walked away instead of talking to me... This year I told my secretary she was gonna have to go with me... and skank it up a bit!!!

Also, go on Sundays - many exhibitors will sell of their demos rather than ship them home. Got most of my good deals that way. Last summer I picked up and inflatable kayak for 50 cents on the dollar - cut the deal on Saturday but couldn't pick it up until they finished showing it off on Sunday - sweet for me!
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Old 01-19-2011, 05:43 PM   #11906
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Bluhduh Negative talky talk

I'm listening to two (hot) lesbians at the coffee analyzing gay literature stating that men are naturally aggressive! Maybe they're right? Just an observation.
I didn't have to share this with you but since we spewing frustrations in this thread, why not?!
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Old 01-19-2011, 05:52 PM   #11907
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I'm listening to two (hot) lesbians at the coffee analyzing gay literature stating that men are naturally aggressive! Maybe they're right? Just an observation.
I didn't have to share this with you but since we spewing frustrations in this thread, why not?!
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Old 01-19-2011, 06:12 PM   #11908
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Been working on forks all day.......but .......... pics are available........


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Old 01-19-2011, 06:28 PM   #11909
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Old 01-19-2011, 06:30 PM   #11910
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Yeeeooowwwww - Man, I hear Sarah Palin is looking from some new talent to help put her best foot forward. You should apply! You have a way with words!


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It's a place for showcasing next years products to retailers, that's about it.

Or...if you're a wanna be sponsored athlete, a great place to wear thick knee pads and suck some dick in hopes of getting sponsored by some company for you to whore yourself for their gain. Then you'll find yourself whoring for a photog instead of skiing, standing around being a BITCH for a photog as they direct you to jump off large rocks, all in hopes that they, and you, will score the coveted "cover photo" of some shithole magazine.

After all that, the payback is some skanky bitch in the bar who thinks you're rad, but she's already got some nasty herpetic ulcers waiting for you.

Sum it up well enough?
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