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Old 03-24-2011, 10:09 AM   #12661
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Have fun in Baja Ryman/Hick. Watch out for Infidel's sloppy seconds.
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Old 03-24-2011, 10:35 AM   #12662
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Where have I been? I missed the drama. May I say I quite like Cloderado.

Except the cops. Man those guys are serious about the speed limits.

Now that I think about it so is Idaho and Oregon and .......

I really doubt it's my throttle control issue.

Anyway, sorry you boys are not playing well together right now.
This too shall pass. The Utardias can pricks. (Present company excluded)

This is another good thing about Baja. No traffic law enforcement at all as far as I can tell. Do what ever you like.

Course, there may be a down side to that...
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Old 03-24-2011, 10:38 AM   #12663
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I figure some of my fellow Utards might enjoy a ride report of a bunch of us Northern Utah guys from this past weekend:

http://www.advrider.com/forums/showt...3#post15485413

I've been hitting the USRA desert race series every other weekend since February so it was nice to get out on the big bikes and cover some ground.

Thanks for Sharing! Good Job!
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Old 03-24-2011, 10:40 AM   #12664
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This is another good thing about Baja. No traffic law enforcement at all as far as I can tell. Do what ever you like.

Course, there may be a down side to that...
When we did Copper Canyon, same thing. Like riding on a private course.
Not one Police incident.
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Old 03-24-2011, 10:42 AM   #12665
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Have fun in Baja Ryman/Hick. Watch out for Infidel's sloppy seconds.
Stay out of the fields and Infidel's seconds won't be a problem.
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Old 03-24-2011, 11:15 AM   #12666
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The next wave of Utards is on the way.

Ryan & Bro Eric just left here at 0900? headed to Vegas to pick up Hick.

The fun starts Friday per plan.

Good luck guys! Baja is truly an adventure
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Old 03-24-2011, 11:34 AM   #12667
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Next week I'm suppose to slab through there. Vegas (yuk), Prescott,
Barstow (double yuk) Death Valley (Okay) Vegas, Home.

Sounds like the FJR will be the weapon of choice.
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Old 03-24-2011, 12:00 PM   #12668
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Next week I'm suppose to slab through there. Vegas (yuk), Prescott,
Barstow (double yuk) Death Valley (Okay) Vegas, Home.

Sounds like the FJR will be the weapon of choice.

Not me... I will be looking at houses with Bob. Fun.
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Old 03-24-2011, 12:33 PM   #12669
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Not me... I will be looking at houses with Bob. Fun.
You couldn't get a colonoscopy scheduled? Maybe a root canal?
Spending time with my brother. I work with him everyday.
Look what it's done to me.
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Old 03-24-2011, 07:57 PM   #12670
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You couldn't get a colonoscopy scheduled? Maybe a root canal?
Spending time with my brother. I work with him everyday.
Look what it's done to me.
The actual 'scopy isn't too bad. It's the preparatory cleansing that's the shits. I mean it really sucks, er ... blows, er ... spews. For two days it's no eating and lots of pooping (and I use that term loosely).

Oh yea, the 'feels like somebody inflated your bowels' post-procedure gas is pretty uncomfortable too ... I mean it really blows.

Insider tip: The butt-ologist and team can tell plenty of excellent poop and butt jokes while you're on the table going to sleep, but you gotta ask them to share.
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Old 03-24-2011, 08:04 PM   #12671
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The actual 'scopy isn't too bad. It's the preparatory cleansing that's the shits. I mean it really sucks, er ... blows, er ... spews. For two days it's no eating and lots of pooping (and I use that term loosely).

Oh yea, the 'feels like somebody inflated your bowels' post-procedure gas is pretty uncomfortable until you finally let loose ... I mean it really blows.
Think of the prep as a quick weight loss plan.
If ya dont get yer butt scoped yer an idiot.
If ya dont watch the whole thing on the monitor your a real puss and got too much juice.
Too much juice, lets the Docs switch pictures on you so they can operate and get a big fee, while you to shit in a belly bag for the rest of your life.
When the scopes at the limit of penetration, act like your choking.
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Old 03-25-2011, 06:25 AM   #12672
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Still nothing Frog...
Sitting on the shitter in an iHop in Vegas. Next stop Tecate! Bitches!



Except you Colorado guys... You're not Bitches.
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Old 03-25-2011, 06:39 AM   #12673
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Sitting on the shitter in an iHop in Vegas. Next stop Tecate! Bitches!



Except you Colorado guys... You're not Bitches.
Ride fast, take chances (and lots of pics).
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Old 03-25-2011, 06:55 AM   #12674
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Sitting on the shitter in an iHop in Vegas. Next stop Tecate! Bitches!



Except you Colorado guys... You're not Bitches.
Useless patter..............without pics............
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Old 03-25-2011, 06:59 AM   #12675
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Except you Colorado guys... You're not Bitches.
Hick, I never knew you were such a sensitive guy.

Enjoy your last real shitter while you can.
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