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Old 04-14-2011, 05:37 PM   #4186
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An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.
The boy asked his father, "What is this father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady limping slightly with a cane slowly walked up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened and the lady walked between them and into a small room. The walls closed and as the boy and his father watched, small circles of light with numbers lighted up above the wall. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction, and then the walls opened up again and a beautiful 24 year old woman stepped out.
The father said to his son, "Go get your Mother."
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Old 04-14-2011, 07:10 PM   #4187
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Old 04-15-2011, 05:05 AM   #4188
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Read that yesterday, one to remember
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Old 04-15-2011, 05:07 AM   #4189
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John, is today your actual birthday?

If so, glad you finally caught up
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Old 04-15-2011, 09:05 AM   #4190
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Rain

Hey guys! I wish I was there with you to ride. Snow melted but now is raining season and lotsa mud here in Afghanistan.


And Happy B-day John!
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Old 04-15-2011, 11:47 AM   #4191
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Thanks guys, it was yesterday.
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Old 04-15-2011, 12:59 PM   #4192
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Hope you had a good one

I wish we were down there with ya
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Old 04-15-2011, 03:49 PM   #4193
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We are going to L cross tomm. Just letting ya all know. So get off your asses and come ride!!!!!
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Old 04-15-2011, 08:25 PM   #4194
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HeHe,i think some of the fellas are going to be a bit to woozy for the whoops in the morning
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Old 04-15-2011, 08:50 PM   #4195
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I saw what you did in the Fuzzy Pussy thread Supaman!
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Old 04-16-2011, 10:32 AM   #4196
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Happy birfday Fl Pepper!!

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Old 04-16-2011, 03:41 PM   #4197
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ! Sharon
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Old 04-16-2011, 03:56 PM   #4198
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Just got back from New Syrma Beach,525 miles,half of them 2up on my brandy new KTC80 180 friggins dollars We went to pickup Lauras new to her 2004 police roadking.I gotta say its a cool rideand a big upgrade on the sportster.
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Old 04-16-2011, 08:06 PM   #4199
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Last minute.....anyone up for a ride on Sunday?
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Old 04-16-2011, 08:13 PM   #4200
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Forgot to mention to text me if interested.
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