South Flatistan - Page 280

Dr.Z · 04-14-2011, 05:37 PM

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.
The boy asked his father, "What is this father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady limping slightly with a cane slowly walked up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened and the lady walked between them and into a small room. The walls closed and as the boy and his father watched, small circles of light with numbers lighted up above the wall. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction, and then the walls opened up again and a beautiful 24 year old woman stepped out.
The father said to his son, "Go get your Mother."

Eeickey · 04-14-2011, 07:10 PM

Jack Daniel · 04-15-2011, 05:05 AM

Read that yesterday, one to remember

Jack Daniel · 04-15-2011, 05:07 AM

John, is today your actual birthday?

If so, glad you finally caught up

Frankko · 04-15-2011, 09:05 AM

Hey guys! I wish I was there with you to ride. Snow melted but now is raining season and lotsa mud here in Afghanistan.

And Happy B-day John!

sanjoh · 04-15-2011, 11:47 AM

Thanks guys, it was yesterday.

Jack Daniel · 04-15-2011, 12:59 PM

Hope you had a good one

I wish we were down there with ya

beaterktm · 04-15-2011, 03:49 PM

We are going to L cross tomm. Just letting ya all know.

So get off your asses and come ride!!!!!

clark-kentski · 04-15-2011, 08:25 PM

HeHe,i think some of the fellas are going to be a bit to woozy for the whoops in the morning

Dr.Z · 04-15-2011, 08:50 PM

I saw what you did in the Fuzzy Pussy thread Supaman!

rider1150gsadv · 04-16-2011, 10:32 AM

Happy birfday Fl Pepper!!

clark-kentski · 04-16-2011, 03:41 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ! Sharon

clark-kentski · 04-16-2011, 03:56 PM

Just got back from New Syrma Beach,525 miles,half of them 2up on my brandy new KTC80

180 friggins dollars We went to pickup Lauras new to her 2004 police roadking.I gotta say its a cool ride

and a big upgrade on the sportster.

tabascov · 04-16-2011, 08:06 PM

Last minute.....anyone up for a ride on Sunday?

tabascov · 04-16-2011, 08:13 PM

Forgot to mention to text me if interested.
7186816123

04-14-2011, 05:37 PM	#4186
Dr.Z 6Sigma Knuckle Shflr Joined: Nov 2006 Location: Central FL Oddometer: 7,994	An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is." While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady limping slightly with a cane slowly walked up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady walked between them and into a small room. The walls closed and as the boy and his father watched, small circles of light with numbers lighted up above the wall. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction, and then the walls opened up again and a beautiful 24 year old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Go get your Mother." __________________ Stay half-assed, my friends. -- Mike West Bitch, I told you! Until someone is at the pinnacle of their craft, equipment is always...alwayyyys secondary to skill. -- Smart Fooker

04-14-2011, 07:10 PM	#4187
Eeickey ^OP Underwater Adventurer Joined: May 2007 Location: Fort Likkertail Oddometer: 684	__________________

04-15-2011, 05:05 AM	#4188
Jack Daniel See Ya At The Scrub Joined: Sep 2005 Location: Weeki Wachee, FL Oddometer: 11,808	Read that yesterday, one to remember __________________ Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans JOHN LENNON The Scrub The Swamp

04-15-2011, 05:07 AM	#4189
Jack Daniel See Ya At The Scrub Joined: Sep 2005 Location: Weeki Wachee, FL Oddometer: 11,808	John, is today your actual birthday? If so, glad you finally caught up __________________ Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans JOHN LENNON The Scrub The Swamp

04-15-2011, 09:05 AM	#4190
Frankko Midnight Rambler Joined: Sep 2006 Location: Afghanistan Oddometer: 656	Rain Hey guys! I wish I was there with you to ride. Snow melted but now is raining season and lotsa mud here in Afghanistan. And Happy B-day John! __________________ U-kaan Dooeet!! Frankko screwed with this post 04-15-2011 at 09:11 AM Reason: Can't spell for cheet

04-15-2011, 11:47 AM	#4191
sanjoh Purveyor of Light Joined: Feb 2007 Location: Sandbox, FL Oddometer: 3,646	Thanks guys, it was yesterday. __________________ Model 60 LED 3600 lumens . . LED thread in Vendors Dualsport Fairing w LED...Dirt Ninja Build...TAT 08...

04-15-2011, 12:59 PM	#4192
Jack Daniel See Ya At The Scrub Joined: Sep 2005 Location: Weeki Wachee, FL Oddometer: 11,808	Hope you had a good one I wish we were down there with ya __________________ Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans JOHN LENNON The Scrub The Swamp

04-15-2011, 03:49 PM	#4193
beaterktm Adventurer Joined: Jan 2011 Oddometer: 18	We are going to L cross tomm. Just letting ya all know. So get off your asses and come ride!!!!! __________________ 1996 250exc

04-15-2011, 08:25 PM	#4194
clark-kentski PartiallyBionic Joined: Jul 2009 Location: 33315 Oddometer: 894	HeHe,i think some of the fellas are going to be a bit to woozy for the whoops in the morning __________________ Real men ride 4-strokes,always have. Which one of you FF's was it?...Charter contributor XR650R ?? Yes Doctor,that's the one.

04-15-2011, 08:50 PM	#4195
Dr.Z 6Sigma Knuckle Shflr Joined: Nov 2006 Location: Central FL Oddometer: 7,994	I saw what you did in the Fuzzy Pussy thread Supaman! __________________ Stay half-assed, my friends. -- Mike West Bitch, I told you! Until someone is at the pinnacle of their craft, equipment is always...alwayyyys secondary to skill. -- Smart Fooker

04-16-2011, 10:32 AM	#4196
rider1150gsadv € Fl Keys Fishing Guide € Joined: Oct 2003 Location: Florida Keys/Ft Likkertail , USA Oddometer: 5,873	Happy birfday Fl Pepper!! rider1150gsadv screwed with this post 04-16-2011 at 02:29 PM

04-16-2011, 03:41 PM	#4197
clark-kentski PartiallyBionic Joined: Jul 2009 Location: 33315 Oddometer: 894	HAPPY BIRTHDAY ! Sharon __________________ Real men ride 4-strokes,always have. Which one of you FF's was it?...Charter contributor XR650R ?? Yes Doctor,that's the one.

04-16-2011, 03:56 PM	#4198
clark-kentski PartiallyBionic Joined: Jul 2009 Location: 33315 Oddometer: 894	Just got back from New Syrma Beach,525 miles,half of them 2up on my brandy new KTC80 180 friggins dollars We went to pickup Lauras new to her 2004 police roadking.I gotta say its a cool rideand a big upgrade on the sportster. __________________ Real men ride 4-strokes,always have. Which one of you FF's was it?...Charter contributor XR650R ?? Yes Doctor,that's the one.

04-16-2011, 08:06 PM	#4199
tabascov tabascov Joined: Aug 2010 Location: fort myers Oddometer: 2	Last minute.....anyone up for a ride on Sunday?

04-16-2011, 08:13 PM	#4200
tabascov tabascov Joined: Aug 2010 Location: fort myers Oddometer: 2	Forgot to mention to text me if interested. 7186816123

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