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Old 04-01-2009, 11:00 PM   #121
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A Chevy Astro will run on two stroke (from a bike on the trailer in back) for about one mile.
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Old 04-01-2009, 11:01 PM   #122
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You can start a freezing cold diesel VW Rabbit by twisting a newspaper and putting it in the air intake and setting it on fire.
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Old 04-01-2009, 11:03 PM   #123
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Raw eggs in a radiator will cook and the whites find holes and block them (for a while)
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Old 04-01-2009, 11:04 PM   #124
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You can wrap duct tape around bald the tire of your R100GS and go about 40 miles
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Old 04-01-2009, 11:06 PM   #125
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You can ride a 1995 BMW R1100RSL twenty miles home without a clutch cable. You run like hell pushing the bike with the engine running in neutral, jump on and snick it in second. At stop lights and junctions you either run them or slick it in Neutral and stop. Then you run like hell again and hop on and stick it in second.
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Old 04-01-2009, 11:08 PM   #126
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If your charging system goes out on your R100GS you can put a car battery on the passenger seat and connect booster cables to the battery leads.
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Old 04-01-2009, 11:09 PM   #127
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deisel fluid rubbed over a dull car will make it shine until it sells in the auction
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Old 04-01-2009, 11:10 PM   #128
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You can 'buff' a car body with AJAX if you have no money, you have to apply polish after though to make it stay.
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Old 04-01-2009, 11:13 PM   #129
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A clothes line from the Supermarket isn't much good for towing a VW Bug
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Old 04-01-2009, 11:14 PM   #130
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You can stuff the front tire of your BSA Bantam with grass and ride it home four miles through a field
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Old 04-01-2009, 11:15 PM   #131
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Three people can fit on a Triumph Bonneville and go fifty miles in the dark on back roads without even SEEING a policeman.
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Old 04-01-2009, 11:16 PM   #132
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Old Mini Coopers can easily be turned back on their wheels (from laying on the door) by two young men
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Old 04-01-2009, 11:18 PM   #133
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A Daf Daffodil with variable auto transmission will go 40mph in reverse before you crash
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Great stuff Tuckers. Keep 'em coming.
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Old 04-08-2009, 05:42 PM   #135
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earplug

If your welding with a mig gun and the trigger comes apart and the spring vanishes, you can wad up a foam earplug and stick inside the trigger and continue on with your business. Works great!
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