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Old 04-09-2004, 05:41 AM   #1
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Talking for the golfer's out there----

A friend just told me about a new instructional Golf Book by Bobby Rusher. I haven't seen a copy yet, however I did see a flyer, and from the list of Chapters, it looks like it might be one in which you might have some interest.

The title is "How to Line up Your 4th Putt" by BOBBY RUSHER.

Here are some of the more notable chapters:

A. How to hit a Top Flite from the rough when you hit a Titleist from the tee.
B. How to avoid the water when you lie 8 in the bunker.
C. How to get more distance out of a shank.
D. Using your shadow on the greens to maximize earnings.
E. Proper etiquette when you are playing with a complete jerk.
F. Crying and how to handle it.
G. How to rationalize a 7 hour round.
H. How to find the ball that everyone else saw go in the water.
I. Why your wife no longer cares that you birdied the 4th.
J. How to let a foursome play through your twosome without getting embarrassed.
K. How to relax when you're hitting five off the tee.
L. When to suggest swing corrections to your opponent.
M. God and the meaning of the double bogey.

BOBBY is now working on the book's sequel, "When to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever
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Old 04-09-2004, 06:05 AM   #2
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you're supposed to start a masters thread you hillbilly.
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Old 04-09-2004, 06:08 AM   #3
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A friend just told me about a new instructional Golf Book by Bobby Rusher. I haven't seen a copy yet, however I did see a flyer, and from the list of Chapters, it looks like it might be one in which you might have some interest.

The title is "How to Line up Your 4th Putt" by BOBBY RUSHER.

Here are some of the more notable chapters:

A. How to hit a Top Flite from the rough when you hit a Titleist from the tee.
B. How to avoid the water when you lie 8 in the bunker.
C. How to get more distance out of a shank.
D. Using your shadow on the greens to maximize earnings.
E. Proper etiquette when you are playing with a complete jerk.
F. Crying and how to handle it.
G. How to rationalize a 7 hour round.
H. How to find the ball that everyone else saw go in the water.
I. Why your wife no longer cares that you birdied the 4th.
J. How to let a foursome play through your twosome without getting embarrassed.
K. How to relax when you're hitting five off the tee.
L. When to suggest swing corrections to your opponent.
M. God and the meaning of the double bogey.

BOBBY is now working on the book's sequel, "When to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever
I regripped the ball retreiver 2 years ago.

The most notable chapter should be maximize that topspin wormburner.
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Old 04-09-2004, 06:09 AM   #4
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you're supposed to start a masters thread you hillbilly.


this is the Master's thread.


www.masters.org has all the good info. Tigger needs to start working with Harmon again. He's loosing his swing.

I'm going turkey hunting today and tomorrow. I'll catch up on the Master's Sunday.
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Old 04-09-2004, 06:12 AM   #5
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I'm going turkey hunting today and tomorrow. I'll catch up on the Master's Sunday.
Whats is that any hole with a stroke count more than a snowman?
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Old 04-09-2004, 06:38 AM   #6
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Whats is that any hole with a stroke count more than a snowman?
Huh?

Not understand message inherent with question linked under assumption? Why
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Old 04-09-2004, 06:41 AM   #7
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Huh?

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Couldn't have said it better!
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Old 04-09-2004, 06:42 AM   #8
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New Golf Scoring Method

I picked this up from a friend. Just keep tally of the holes that have a name. One tally for each birdy, bogey, double bogey, eagle (What's an Eagle?) It's the only way I have to keep my score down. I can come home from an 18 hole round and have a score of 1 or 2 and if it was a really good day, 3.
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I'm a turkey today and tomorrow. I'll catch up on the Easter bunny Sunday.
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Old 04-09-2004, 06:53 AM   #10
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Whats is that any hole with a stroke count more than a snowman?


nope

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Old 04-09-2004, 06:57 AM   #11
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Huh?

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If I have to 'splin you wouldn't understand. The golfers among us understand the joke

Play sports more often it will do wonders for you.
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Old 04-09-2004, 06:57 AM   #12
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I picked this up from a friend. Just keep tally of the holes that have a name. One tally for each birdy, bogey, double bogey, eagle (What's an Eagle?) It's the only way I have to keep my score down. I can come home from an 18 hole round and have a score of 1 or 2 and if it was a really good day, 3.
and it's birdie, not birdy

don't forget the albatross

eagle is a score which is two less than par on a hole. ex: par 5, score a 3, it's an eagle.
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Old 04-09-2004, 07:05 AM   #13
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Huh?

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Old 04-09-2004, 07:07 AM   #14
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If I have to 'splin you wouldn't understand. The golfers among us understand the joke
Dude, I don't think an expert in heiroglyphics would understand that. It's like you wrote it in Enigma code.
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Old 04-09-2004, 07:20 AM   #15
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mebbe he's channeling Maxmoto?
Or Maripito.
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