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Old 10-27-2008, 08:34 AM   #1
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Laugh S.A.D.D. "Scott & Alan's Daily Drivel"

Monday, Monday

That's My Day

Hailey says to me this morning "I hate Mondays"

And you know what

I used to too

But now that I'm unemployed

Monday's Rock

To The Dump To The Dum To The Dump

I went straight to The Swamp this morning after dropping Hailey off at the bus

Jaydee and Sanjoh helped me yesterday

And I discarded roughly 1500 pounds of CRAP from and including that old green shed in the background



The sumbitch was filled with old PVC fittings and I had to convince the peeps at the dump that it was from my residence so there'd be no disposal fee

WTF!

Anyway the reason for finally sheeeeeet canning the shed and its contents is

I bought a hot tub for The Swamp

I've got my list of materials made up for the enclosure and I'm headed to Home DeeePot to pick it up

And yes I will take pics

Nekid babes in Swamp Hot Tub Thread coming soon

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Old 10-27-2008, 10:54 AM   #2
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Hot tub!

Think you could make a huge thing of gumbo in it?
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Old 10-27-2008, 11:05 AM   #3
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Think you could make a huge thing of gumbo in it?
How'd you know that my nick name is Gumbo Jack?

Best Gumbo this side of NOLA

In fact I'm not so sure mine's not mo'betta that what they sell out there

I've got fish stock in the freezer at The Swamp

Is me making Gumbo what it's gonna take to get you to ride this far south?

I'm thinking a ten gallon pot will be plenty big

If not, I'll have my 80 qt on stand-by
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Old 10-27-2008, 11:45 AM   #4
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Gumbo Jack's Hot Tub Gumbo!

I could be persuaded to travel down that way for 10 gallons of gumbo.
My leg is pretty well back together so as long as we are talking after hunting season I'm game.
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Old 10-27-2008, 01:16 PM   #5
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Are we talking about a new hot tub or a used hot tub???

If it's used, I wanna see pics of all former occupants before I eat gumbo out of the tub.....




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Old 10-27-2008, 01:26 PM   #6
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Are we talking about a new hot tub or a used hot tub???

If it's used, I wanna see pics of all former occupants before I eat gumbo out of the tub.....




NOTHING new, excluding beer ever goes to The Swamp
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Old 10-27-2008, 01:45 PM   #7
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Eh? Burn One...

Those FFs set me on fire



Yet, it was better than painted nails



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Old 10-27-2008, 02:28 PM   #8
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Those FFs set me on fire



Yet, it was better than painted nails




I had to leave before it got to that point, it was getting to nasty to watch.

You could get even by posting the pic of Amber in Jasons smug mug.
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Old 10-27-2008, 02:40 PM   #9
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I had to leave before it got to that point, it was getting to nasty to watch.

You could get even by posting the pic of Amber in Jasons smug mug.
But there's so many goooooood ones





She Looks Like Red Death

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Old 10-27-2008, 05:31 PM   #10
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Damn that grouper was good

I quit fryin' potatoes when I do grouper

Here's my secret...

Put a bag of Cape Cod chips on a cookie sheet in the oven for about ten minutes before you serve

They beat the sheeeeeeeeet out'a sliced taters cooked in fish grease

I'm thinkin' I only have one bag of saltwater fish left

It's time to go out I suppose

Topdog

When did you want to come down?

The kings are thick right now

Smoked king mackerel is damn fine eats

And fun as sheeeeeet to catch

The grouper will be inshore in about a month after the water gets a little cooler

I can't wait

I loves catchin' grouper
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Old 10-27-2008, 08:04 PM   #11
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Can you believe this sheeeeeeet?

Rained out in the 6th

They're saying that if the Rays had not scored their second run

The whole series could have been called in favor of the Phillies

What if the Rays had scored two?

Do you suppose they would have stopped the game?

And sent the series back to St. Pete and good playing conditions

No Frickin' Way!
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Old 10-28-2008, 04:17 AM   #12
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Sonnnofabitch...

I lost the right lens out of my glasses on the way to bed last night

It's frickin' here somewhere I'm tellin' ya

I can't even read the paper

It's here, right next to the bed

But Where?

Mother Trucker!
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Old 10-28-2008, 05:18 AM   #13
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The kings you can have, but the grouper you betta share.
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Old 10-28-2008, 05:33 AM   #14
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What a bunch of drivel.
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Old 10-28-2008, 05:51 AM   #15
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Mr Mom, don't you need to clean the house or something?
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