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Old 11-01-2008, 06:26 PM   #76
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I tried to do a pigeon once, but I could not get past the smell!
Well, you have to lubricate it first dude.
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Old 11-01-2008, 06:28 PM   #77
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Well, you have to lubricate it first dude.

I guess I should leave the pigeon fecking to the more experienced.
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Old 11-01-2008, 06:59 PM   #78
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I guess I should leave the pigeon fecking to the more experienced.
Yeah, well, yeah. Have you met "the Chad" ever, Jerry? You need to meet this kid. I went to college with him. Here is everything he's about, in a nutshell.

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Old 11-01-2008, 06:59 PM   #79
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I ran over a frog today.

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Old 11-01-2008, 07:14 PM   #80
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Nope, never met "The Chad", but I see that he lubes them with motor oil.

Poor frog, did you at least eat him after you ran him over?
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Old 11-02-2008, 07:42 AM   #81
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Pit bull on Vicoden

Mata and I took the dogs to the Scrub for a day trip.
We went into the Forest on 61 from 439. Amy our Pit bull must have spent too much time w/ Nutzky when he was here cause she "crashed" in the 1st mile. She likes to bite at the branches as they brush past the Jeeps widows. Well she locked on to one and it pulled Her out the window. Mata screamed OMG you ran over Amy!!!
I got out to find her limping on 3 legs with a 33x12.50 Mud tire track on her side. She must have bounced off the sidewall. She seemed OK besides the limp so I laid her in the Jeep and continue on. The dumb dog starts to grab branches again so I figure she is OK.
Saturday we take her to the vet and he feels she may have fractured her elbow and with her history of tearing off 2 casts when she broke a rear leg we decide to let nature take it course. We are keeping her off it and giving her Vicoden from the Vet.
She looks funny all drugged out, eyes rolled back in her head.
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Old 11-02-2008, 09:11 AM   #82
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Old 11-02-2008, 10:08 AM   #83
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WTF JD, no drivel today?
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Old 11-02-2008, 10:28 AM   #84
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Old 11-03-2008, 08:13 AM   #85
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WTF does it say on that shirt?
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Old 11-03-2008, 08:16 AM   #86
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I ran over a frog today.

I like this one

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Old 11-03-2008, 08:19 AM   #87
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WTF JD, no drivel today?
No PC of any kind...

At The Swamp

Sanpaul and Sanjo rode over to the annual Dunedin Art Show and we met later at The Swamp

I took some split oak out there and grilled bone-in ribeyes along with fresh asparagus over the fire

And aluminum wrapped baked potatoes in the coals

Yes, it was good

It looked like rain yesterday so John and Paula headed back to Orlando after they helped me set-up the hot tub at The Swamp

HoJo and I went for a three hour ride over towards Dade City

I showed her some roads that she'd never been down before

We stopped and killed a couple of brews in a secret "Pissstop" of mine

Before heading back over towards Weeki Wachee for dinner at Hooters of

Good Cold Draught beer along with a Hooter's salad and about four dozen oysters
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Old 11-03-2008, 09:11 AM   #88
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Big Rock...

I met a mason from New York Friday

His family owns a granite quarry and he brought a truckload of stone down here

I bought this piece for fifty bucks



It measures 42x18x12 inches and I figure it weighs close o 400 pounds

I'm gonna use it for a bench by the hot tub at The Swamp

He had some really nice pieces but some were quite a bit more $$$$

One he wants to use for a fireplace mantel

He flew back to NY today

He's suppose to call me when he returns in December

I gonna try and get that mantle for another bench

It's about eight feet by 18 inches by 8 inches thick

It'll make a killer bench that'll be hard for somebody to tote off
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Old 11-03-2008, 09:20 AM   #89
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It measures 42x18x12 inches and I figure it weighs close o 400 pounds
Supposedly granite weighs 168 pounds per cubic foot

That being the case this piece is nearly 900 pounds

I thought I was just getting weak when I couldn't roll it over
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Old 11-03-2008, 09:27 AM   #90
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Supposedly granite weighs 168 pounds per cubic foot

That being the case this piece is nearly 900 pounds

I thought I was just getting weak when I couldn't roll it over
Geez man, that thing weighs almost as much as a GS!
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