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Old 11-04-2008, 04:27 PM   #106
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Might be time for another run of coins and coke cans







Roll Tide!

The Bear loved him some cocacola-most often with Golden Flake potato chips and Jack Daniels.
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Old 11-04-2008, 04:33 PM   #107
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I saw Jay Barker play in NFL Europe.

'S true.
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Old 11-05-2008, 06:43 PM   #108
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Alabama Head Coach Nick Satan

You do know that he took a pay cut to come to Alabama, right?
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Old 11-05-2008, 06:45 PM   #109
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You do know that he took a pay cut to come to Alabama, right?
only in the cash area... you know that easy Alabama pootang!!!!!
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Old 11-06-2008, 07:45 PM   #110
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'Julio...I'm comin' for yo' ass!'

You dumbass...Percy Harvin's #1...

Oh, yeah...enjoy #1 Bama Boy...the Gators are going to roll the Tide for sure!
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Old 11-06-2008, 08:12 PM   #111
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'Julio...I'm comin' for yo' ass!'

You dumbass...Percy Harvin's #1...

Oh, yeah...enjoy #1 Bama Boy...the Gators are going to roll the Tide for sure!
Big question is will they get sloppy seconds after LSU does some man stretching this weekend??????
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Old 11-07-2008, 02:14 AM   #112
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Every time I see this thread, this song comes to mind.


Tim Wilson lyrics

Ricky Tidwell was a great athlete
He was a big strong boy that was quick on his feet
And every college in the country wanted Ricky on their line
Oh when the scouts came knocking on Ricky's door
They didn't want to talk to young Rick no more
When they saw his mama she's the one they wanted to sign

She was a real bold woman raised on a farm
Had Bear Bryant tattooed on her forearm
She was meaner than hell and ran the 40 in 4.3
She could squat 600 bench press 5
The hands down meanest homemaker alive
Got a scholarship playing linebacker in the SEC

Ricky Tidwell's mama is gonna play football
Her real name's Doris but they're gonna call her "Too Tall"
She's got shoulders and a hind end four foot wide
Going to college on a full ride
Doris Tidwell's gonna play in the NC-double-A

She'd wash all her team mates uniforms
Tucked everybody in in the football dorms
Cooked the game meal, said the Lord's prayer
You're missing a jockstrap? She's got a spare
Crawled in the huddle, and called all the plays
The only one tough enough to go both ways
Yeah...a mouth full of mud, scoured up knees
Cussing out the coaches spittin' on referees

Ricky Tidwell's mama's gonna play football
Her real name's Doris
But they're gonna call her "Too Tall"
They say she's a fine young man but she's really not
Ricky's mama was the master of the cheap shot
And on the triple option play she could ruin your day

She led the team in tackles and the league in sacks
Responsible for killing nine running backs
But the school's reputation was destroyed
They accused Ricky's mama of steroids

Ricky Tidwell's mama's on probation
Now the college is under their eighth investigation
They wouldn't leave poor Ricky Tidwell's mama alone
She'd been takin' male hormones

Doris Tidwell's gonna be hell
In the NFL
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Old 11-07-2008, 03:41 AM   #113
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Might be time for another run of coins and coke cans
Wow, 1992...to.... 2008....that is really impressive.
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Old 11-07-2008, 04:51 AM   #114
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I'm new to Tuscaloosa (wife's getting her PHD at UA) so I get free tickets to the games through her. I'm a huge football fan...the only problem is I watch the NFL and don't care about college ball at all. The other problem is I like the Dolphins so from my perspective Nick Saban is a lying piece of shit, yet here they give him his own tv show.
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Old 11-07-2008, 05:15 AM   #115
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I'm new to Tuscaloosa (wife's getting her PHD at UA) so I get free tickets to the games through her. I'm a huge football fan...the only problem is I watch the NFL and don't care about college ball at all. The other problem is I like the Dolphins so from my perspective Nick Saban is a lying piece of shit, yet here they give him his own tv show.

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Old 11-07-2008, 05:16 AM   #116
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WTF does "Roll Tide" mean anyway?

I would think Chear or Gain detergent would be more appropriate
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Old 11-07-2008, 05:23 AM   #117
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'bama Sucks

WTF does "Roll Tide" mean anyway?

I would think Chear or Gain detergent would be more appropriate

When Alabama comes after you it looks like a "Crimson Tide" (unstoppable)... "Roll Tide Roll"

It is a nice feeling to wake up every morning knowing you're #1 and the rest of the world are a bunch of losers

I just heard, on the radio as I am typing, that LSU fans are buring Saban in in effigy all over LA. People take this shit MUCH to serious. Guess some peole don't like being LOSERS
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Old 11-07-2008, 05:26 AM   #118
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I'm a 'Bama fan from way way back... wearing a jersey as I type this.

But I gotta tell ya, they are Borrrrrrrrrrring to watch. If they played Oklahoma it would be like one of the teams has the wrong game in mind.... Everything about Alabama is slow, dull, boring. Run up 400 yards rushing only to kick field goals.... or attempt to kick field goals. Three yards and a cloud of dust.... big deal.

I'd rather watch Texas, Florida, OK State, OK, and ESPECIALLY Texas Tech, but I still faithfully tune in to see Alabama sleep their way through 3 of every 4 quarters.

LSU may end their "run" this week.
If not, Florida will surely do the deed. Maybe even Auburn.... Tubberville seems to have Voodoo working when they play 'Bama.

But on the whole, Alabama may be the best team in the Nation - for one quarter out of each game.
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Old 11-07-2008, 11:02 AM   #119
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There is no one coach anywhere less welcome in the NFL than Saban. He belongs in amateur sports. You're welcome to him. Real football is better off without him.
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Old 11-07-2008, 11:17 AM   #120
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There is no one coach anywhere less welcome in the NFL than Saban. He belongs in amateur sports. You're welcome to him. Real football is better off without him.

I'm not a real big fan of the NFL anyhow
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