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Old 11-19-2011, 09:42 PM   #38461
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Even non-football fans have to be surprised by the losses by the 2nd, 4th, 5th and 7th place teams this week, leaving LSU as #1, Alabama moving up one to #2, and the Hogs should move from #6 to #3. SEC with top 3!?!
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Old 11-19-2011, 09:57 PM   #38462
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its a fun time to be a hog fan !


next Friday should be a GREAT game.

I cant decide where to watch it...
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Old 11-20-2011, 04:16 AM   #38463
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Even non-football fans have to be surprised by the losses by the 2nd, 4th, 5th and 7th place teams this week, leaving LSU as #1, Alabama moving up one to #2, and the Hogs should move from #6 to #3. SEC with top 3!?!
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its a fun time to be a hog fan !


next Friday should be a GREAT game.

I cant decide where to watch it...
















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Old 11-20-2011, 05:29 AM   #38464
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Even non-football fans have to be surprised by the losses by the 2nd, 4th, 5th and 7th place teams this week, leaving LSU as #1, Alabama moving up one to #2, and the Hogs should move from #6 to #3. SEC with top 3!?!
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its a fun time to be a hog fan !


next Friday should be a GREAT game.

I cant decide where to watch it...
I gave up tickets to the Tigers/Hogs game in Baton Rouge so I could go to Houston to see my Mom.

Mighty tough choice to make.

Being an LSU alumni I have mixed emotions when they play the Hogs, and both teams have done well this year. SEC rocks, toughtest conference in college ball.

And Doc. Upper Arkansas Short Bus College is starting a football team and is gonna call it the Goat Rutters, would you be interested in being the mascot?
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Old 11-20-2011, 05:34 AM   #38465
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And Doc. Upper Arkansas Short Bus College is starting a football team and is gonna call it the Goat Rutters, would you be interested in being the mascot?
Nah....nah, nah, nah


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Old 11-20-2011, 06:02 AM   #38466
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The year is 2016....

The year is 2016 and the United States has just elected the first woman

president who happens to be from Arkansas. A few days after the election

the president-elect, whose name is Debra Sue, calls her father and says,

"So, Daddy, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?"



"I don't think so. It's a 10 hour drive."



" Don't worry about it Daddy, I'll send Air Force One. And a limousine

will pick you up at your door."



"I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy. What would your mother wear?"



"Oh Daddy," replies Debra Sue, "I'll make sure she has a wonderful gown

custom-made by the best designer in Washington."



"Honey," Dad complains, "you know I can't eat those rich foods you eat."



The President-to-be responds, "Don't worry Daddy. The entire affair will

be handled by the best caterer in Washington; I'll ensure your meals are

salt free. You and mom just have to be there."



So Dad reluctantly agrees, and on January 20, 2017, Debra Sue is being

sworn in as President of the United States. In the front row sits the new

president's dad and mom.



Dad, noticing the senator sitting next to him, leans over and whispers,

"You see that woman over there with her hand on the Bible,

Becoming President of the United States?"



The Senator whispers back, "You bet I do."



Dad says proudly, "Her brother played football for the University of

Arkansas."
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Old 11-20-2011, 07:44 AM   #38467
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bwwhahahahahahahahaha


thats great Joe!




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The year is 2016 and the United States has just elected the first woman

president who happens to be from Arkansas. A few days after the election

the president-elect, whose name is Debra Sue, calls her father and says,

"So, Daddy, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?"



"I don't think so. It's a 10 hour drive."



" Don't worry about it Daddy, I'll send Air Force One. And a limousine

will pick you up at your door."



"I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy. What would your mother wear?"



"Oh Daddy," replies Debra Sue, "I'll make sure she has a wonderful gown

custom-made by the best designer in Washington."



"Honey," Dad complains, "you know I can't eat those rich foods you eat."



The President-to-be responds, "Don't worry Daddy. The entire affair will

be handled by the best caterer in Washington; I'll ensure your meals are

salt free. You and mom just have to be there."



So Dad reluctantly agrees, and on January 20, 2017, Debra Sue is being

sworn in as President of the United States. In the front row sits the new

president's dad and mom.



Dad, noticing the senator sitting next to him, leans over and whispers,

"You see that woman over there with her hand on the Bible,

Becoming President of the United States?"



The Senator whispers back, "You bet I do."



Dad says proudly, "Her brother played football for the University of

Arkansas."
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Old 11-20-2011, 10:22 AM   #38468
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Even non-football fans have to be surprised by the losses by the 2nd, 4th, 5th and 7th place teams this week, leaving LSU as #1, Alabama moving up one to #2, and the Hogs should move from #6 to #3. SEC with top 3!?!
LOL, I was hopping up and down all day long screaming at the TV. Hard to believe everything kinda fell in to place for the Hogs. Now they just got to take care of business on Friday.
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Old 11-20-2011, 11:31 AM   #38469
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Hogs, Smogs...I'm an LSU fan.
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Old 11-20-2011, 11:34 AM   #38470
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Hogs, Smogs...I'm an LSU fan.
Charlie, you be my new best friend.
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Old 11-20-2011, 11:37 AM   #38471
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Charlie, you be my new best friend.
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Old 11-20-2011, 01:01 PM   #38472
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Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! LSU Sucks Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie!
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Old 11-20-2011, 01:12 PM   #38473
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Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! LSU Sucks Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie!
Sort of typical of a Pig fan! Only a three word vocabulary!
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Old 11-20-2011, 01:17 PM   #38474
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I'll take that...I deserve it. I'll try next time to come up with some more words...Hmmmmm?

Oh, by the way, did you read every line?
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Old 11-20-2011, 02:22 PM   #38475
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Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! LSU Sucks Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie! Whoo Pig Suie!
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Sort of typical of a Pig fan! Only a three word vocabulary!

Did them sniper eyes miss the other 3 words?
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