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Old 03-02-2012, 09:37 AM   #43516
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All done. Piece of cake really. Just a slight bee sting in the balls and then nothing really after that. Plan to lay on the coach for 2 days at least. Waiting on my ride to return from dropping Sophia in Bentonville.
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Old 03-02-2012, 09:38 AM   #43517
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O'Jay, If she reads this you are toast....
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Old 03-02-2012, 09:39 AM   #43518
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All done. Piece of cake really. Just a slight bee sting in the balls and then nothing really after that. Plan to lay on the coach for 2 days at least. Waiting on my ride to return from dropping Sophia in Bentonville.
This is different from most days you are home how????
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Old 03-02-2012, 09:40 AM   #43519
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I just had the missus spayed. No snippy for me.
My thoughts exactly!
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Old 03-02-2012, 09:58 AM   #43520
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O'Jay, If she reads this you are toast....
Nah. It's been a running joke between us for years.

Now, if she thought I truly meant it..
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Old 03-02-2012, 09:59 AM   #43521
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yeah the doc told me the amount of discomfort was proportional to the size of your junk.

I was in pain for weeks.



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All done. Piece of cake really. Just a slight bee sting in the balls and then nothing really after that. Plan to lay on the coach for 2 days at least. Waiting on my ride to return from dropping Sophia in Bentonville.
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Old 03-02-2012, 10:33 AM   #43522
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Sheesh, feel like I'm in the tire changing biz. Just did the front tire on the DR and changed the rear tube on the 690. Found my slow leak issue with that one. I stopped counting at 4 tiny holes all basically where the center of the tube meets the tire spaced about every 4 or 5 inches. Never seen that happen before. I put a new tube in before I bothered to check the old one so I didn't inspect the tire but it's a brand new one so I didn't think I would have had any problems with it. guess I'll find out tomorrow when I check the pressure on it.
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Old 03-02-2012, 10:36 AM   #43523
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Sheesh, feel like I'm in the tire changing biz. Just did the front tire on the DR and changed the rear tube on the 690. Found my slow leak issue with that one. I stopped counting at 4 tiny holes all basically where the center of the tube meets the tire spaced about every 4 or 5 inches. Never seen that happen before. I put a new tube in before I bothered to check the old one so I didn't inspect the tire but it's a brand new one so I didn't think I would have had any problems with it. guess I'll find out tomorrow when I check the pressure on it.
You did ride with Doc ya know. It's contagious...I thought you knew that.
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Old 03-02-2012, 11:11 AM   #43524
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Surgery for a man is basically nothing. For a woman it is a major surgery. Much easier for us, and now when I travel the country if I dip my pickle no worries of a paternity suit.
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Old 03-02-2012, 11:48 AM   #43525
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Thumb Snip snip

Best money I ever spent!

You no longer have to worry, when she says, "Don't worry, I'm on the pill".
How many guys have heard that, and then a couple of months later, "I'm late!". ?
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Old 03-02-2012, 01:56 PM   #43526
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The overwhelming percentage of women who get pregnang accidentally knew what they were doing. Some were out and out after it, the others were just in the back of their mind thinking well if it happens it happens.

My little cousin who got pregnant in highshool, and got married. Well he was cheating on her so she thought if she got pregnant again, not discussed with the husband, she could keep him. Now she is facing divorce and pregnant with number 2, and she isn't old enough to drink yet. Another Madison County classic. Her younger sister got pregnant and had a baby evern younger, but is unwed. What a waste of life.
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Old 03-02-2012, 02:49 PM   #43527
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The overwhelming percentage of women who get pregnang accidentally knew what they were doing. Some were out and out after it, the others were just in the back of their mind thinking well if it happens it happens.

My little cousin who got pregnant in highshool, and got married. Well he was cheating on her so she thought if she got pregnant again, not discussed with the husband, she could keep him. Now she is facing divorce and pregnant with number 2, and she isn't old enough to drink yet. Another Madison County classic. Her younger sister got pregnant and had a baby evern younger, but is unwed. What a waste of life.
I just dont get that mentality, but yes women do that ALOT. There is something seriously wrong in their brains to even think of having a baby to keep a man.
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Old 03-02-2012, 03:04 PM   #43528
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I got em tied way back in the late 70's. Things were a lot more archaic then. I distinctly remember (I think) a pair of Klien Wire Cutters....not a pleasant memory.
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Old 03-02-2012, 03:04 PM   #43529
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Poor people of Indiana are dealing with horrible tornadoes today. They said the town of Marysville is completely gone, there were 1,900 people that live in that town.
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Old 03-02-2012, 04:35 PM   #43530
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Shouldn't even be having tornados this time of year. The ole insurance rates are creeping up on all of us if you ain't noticed.
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