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Old 01-07-2013, 04:00 PM   #57931
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btw..I am at the hosp..suspect I will be up most of the nite..wonder how I am gonna do that?
With your eyes closed?
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Old 01-07-2013, 04:17 PM   #57932
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Doc, you need to cozy up to a cute nurse. That'l keep you awake.
so would you!
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Old 01-07-2013, 04:21 PM   #57933
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With your eyes closed?
not yet..but we will see
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Old 01-07-2013, 04:24 PM   #57934
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welp..no porn surfin here
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Old 01-07-2013, 04:27 PM   #57935
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might want to see in Brinks will rent u a truck for the weekend
If Albie didn't snore so bad, I would ask him if I could sleep in his air conditioned toy hauler
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Old 01-07-2013, 04:28 PM   #57936
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CHINESE TORTURE

A young man is wandering, lost, in a forest when he comes upon a small
house. Knocking on the door, he is greeted by an ancient Chinese man with
a long gray beard. "I'm lost" said the man. "Can you put me up for the
night?"

"Certainly" the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as
lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst
Chinese tortures known to man."

"OK" said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well,
and entered the house. Over dinner the daughter came down the stairs. She
was young, beautiful, and had a fantastic body. She was obviously
attracted to the young man as she couldn't keep her eyes off him during
the meal.

Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed
alone. During the night he could bear it no longer and snuck into her room
for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old
man wouldn't hear and, near dawn, he crept back to his room, exhausted and
happy.

He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large
rock on his chest with a note on it that read,"Chinese Torture 1: Large
rock on chest." Well that's pretty crappy he thought. "If that's the best
the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the
boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did
so, he noticed another note on it that read "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied
to left testicle." In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was
already getting close to taut. Figuring that a few broken bones was better
than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he
plummeted towards the ground, he saw a large sign on the ground that read,
"Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bed post."
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Old 01-07-2013, 04:32 PM   #57937
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I love living in a rural area...
Except....
I can tell when all the kids get home from school.
My DSL gets slow as crap....
Can't play games, netflix, just barely able to browse...
Anyone else have that sort of issue?
Zecatfish, I am on DSL too. When I get online in the evening, my download speed drops to 1/10 of the speed I am paying Windstream.
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Old 01-07-2013, 04:39 PM   #57938
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I need a desk in here
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Old 01-07-2013, 04:41 PM   #57939
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Don't discount trials tries.
I use IRC TR-1 on my XTique.
I've tried lots of different tires, for the price I loved Cheng Shin C858's but they're discontinued and I tried the shinko but after a busted case internally that caused me to fix 8 pinched tubes I'm not so sure I want it again.
I started feeling like doc the tube patching master.
If Doc could get patches to hold he woulda had 18 on one tube.... just sayin.
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Old 01-07-2013, 04:43 PM   #57940
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So Slow

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Zecatfish, I am on DSL too. When I get online in the evening, my download speed drops to 1/10 of the speed I am paying Windstream.
Yep, mine drops to dial up speeds... and you can about forget about it on weekend nights...
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Old 01-07-2013, 04:56 PM   #57941
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the one time I get access to high speed, UNLIMITED, internet, wouldn't you know it, they have youtube blocked!
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Old 01-07-2013, 05:02 PM   #57942
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I'm gonna need a lock on my tent
With the noise I heard coming from your tent i dont think you need to worry
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Old 01-07-2013, 05:03 PM   #57943
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So he is. I was thinking of Barreda Bort, who is on a Husky and was doing pretty well until today.

You'd think that owning Baja would be practice enough to make Honda competitive, but I guess not. On the other hand, KTM sucks in Baja.
Simple really, KTM puts money into Dakar, Honda puts it into Baja. The couple years KTM boycotted Dakar, Yamaha won.
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Old 01-07-2013, 05:05 PM   #57944
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If Albie didn't snore so bad, I would ask him if I could sleep in his air conditioned toy hauler
Riiiiiggghhhhhttttttt,
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Old 01-07-2013, 05:06 PM   #57945
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watchin the green mile..and starvin to death. am not really hungry, my tummy only thinks it is
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