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Old 03-14-2013, 05:12 AM   #62086
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If he wants sex it better be reverse cowboy so she doesn't have to look at his face...just sayin
I see you've done this before.
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Old 03-14-2013, 05:13 AM   #62087
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He just may have to go ass to mouth.
Nobody wants to join your ass to mouth club Albie. Quit askin.
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Old 03-14-2013, 05:31 AM   #62088
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Mornin fellers

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Yabbut, she makes me wear a sack over my head and talk like Barry White.
don't feel bad..I would too!
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Old 03-14-2013, 06:23 AM   #62089
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I see you've done this before.
My second wife looked a little like Mouth.
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Old 03-14-2013, 06:27 AM   #62090
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Bring on the warm weather! I hope to sneak a lil ride in today. I need to play hooky from work tomorrow fo sho. I need a good excuse...sometimes I wish I was ghey like matt and could use anal rippage for my excuse like he does.
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Old 03-14-2013, 06:37 AM   #62091
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Bring on the warm weather! I hope to sneak a lil ride in today. I need to play hooky from work tomorrow fo sho. I need a good excuse...sometimes I wish I was ghey like matt and could use anal rippage for my excuse like he does.
it's pretty easy to pretend you know
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Old 03-14-2013, 06:44 AM   #62092
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Bring on the warm weather! I hope to sneak a lil ride in today. I need to play hooky from work tomorrow fo sho. I need a good excuse...sometimes I wish I was ghey like matt and could use anal rippage for my excuse like he does.
Never thought I'd see the day when someone was jealous of Matt.
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Old 03-14-2013, 06:45 AM   #62093
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Nobody wants to join your ass to mouth club Albie. Quit askin.
There is no ass to mouth club. You NEVER go ass to mouth! Unless you're Doc.
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Old 03-14-2013, 06:46 AM   #62094
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There is no ass to mouth club. You NEVER go ass to mouth!
Oh I have!
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Old 03-14-2013, 06:49 AM   #62095
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Oh I have!
OK, I fixed it for you.
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Old 03-14-2013, 07:20 AM   #62096
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Bring on the warm weather! I hope to sneak a lil ride in today. I need to play hooky from work tomorrow fo sho. I need a good excuse...sometimes I wish I was ghey like matt and could use anal rippage for my excuse like he does.
I'm off Friday!
and no Ted like excuses were used
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Old 03-14-2013, 08:24 AM   #62097
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Quite the morning topic you fellers got going there.
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Old 03-14-2013, 08:31 AM   #62098
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Quite the morning topic you fellers got going there.
Mouth/fingers woke up 30 mins ahead of brain.
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Old 03-14-2013, 08:38 AM   #62099
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Ojay, any good Grocerystores I can hit between Mt home and Calico Rock?
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Old 03-14-2013, 08:42 AM   #62100
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Ojay, any good Grocerystores I can hit between Mt home and Calico Rock?
There's a small one in Norfork. On the right as you're headed south on 5. That's about it except for conv stores and rip'em off prices.

There's also a Harps grocery on Hwy 56 in Calico Rock.
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