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[Bongolia]

Originally Posted by wxwax

I dunno about that. I bet he spends the whole time in front of the mirror, admiring himself.

Sadly I fear you may be true there Sid.

The petulant hand thrashing gesture as he walked off after being subbed was just not english.

[Mercury264]

Originally Posted by wxwax

Two questions.

1/ Which name should go on my second Chelsea shirt: Essien or Lampard?

2/ Where will Mark Hughes be working next season?

Lampard.

I sure wish he could play for England as he does for Chelsea.

[Mercury264]

Originally Posted by Cos

We'll see what happens if he goes to Real. To borrow an expression from Eddie Izzard, he might "implode like flan in a cupboard". Given the grit exhibited by the likes of Rooney, Tevez and the rest of them, he looks like a spoiled brat among men. His skill is undeniable, but what a freakin twat.

P.S. I hope there's some truth in the whole Ribery rumour mill.

Total and utter twat.

[Mercury264]

Originally Posted by wxwax

I dunno about that. I bet he spends the whole time in front of the mirror, admiring himself.

His favorite movie is Zoolander I hear

He turns the sound down and practices the poses....

[AntWare]

Originally Posted by wxwax

Your boy Ronaldo goes off in a snit fit, like the child he is.

Lucky for him Ballack and Drogba completely lost the plot midweek and are still grabbing the headlines.

The Drogba Rap



What kinda disgrace was it again Didier?




...and Benny Ballack

[AntWare]

And just how big is tonight's game in the northeast?


16 Sunderland........36 -17 36
17 Hull....................36 -24 34
18 Newcastle..........35 -19 31
19 Middlesbrough...35 -26 31
20 West Brom...........36 -29 31

[wxwax]

Originally Posted by AntWare

Lucky for him Ballack and Drogba completely lost the plot midweek and are still grabbing the headlines.

Yeah, yeah.

You loooves you some Ronaldo.

He may be a twat, but he's your twat.

Let's talk again when he jumps ship.



PS At least Drogba and Ballack were fighting for their team, not their vanity.

[wxwax]

Originally Posted by AntWare

And just how big is tonight's game in the northeast?


16 Sunderland........36 -17 36
17 Hull....................36 -24 34
18 Newcastle..........35 -19 31
19 Middlesbrough...35 -26 31
20 West Brom...........36 -29 31

The Shearer Effect is.... zero.

I like Newcastle and feel sorry for their fans. Their dimwit owner put paid to their season when he undermined Kevin Keegan and let him slip away.

Completely moronic. Keegan was the best thing that's happened to that club in a very long time. They had hope and fight and were showing good performances. You should fight like hell to keep a manager like that, not play front-office politics and drive him away.

Newcastle's problems begin and end with their owner. What an idiot.

[Mercury264]

Originally Posted by wxwax

The Shearer Effect is.... zero.

I like Newcastle and feel sorry for their fans. Their dimwit owner put paid to their season when he undermined Kevin Keegan and let him slip away.

Completely moronic. Keegan was the best thing that's happened to that club in a very long time. They had hope and fight and were showing good performances. You should fight like hell to keep a manager like that, not play front-office politics and drive him away.

Newcastle's problems begin and end with their owners. What an idiot.

Fixed.

Newcastle is one of those clubs that continually snatches defeat from the jaws of victory. Just as you think they have finally got it right, their owners make a fuckwit move to undermine everything.

My doG their fans deserve better.

[AntWare]

Originally Posted by wxwax

Yeah, yeah.

You loooves you some Ronaldo.

He may be a twat, but he's your twat.

Let's talk again when he jumps ship.

Fergie's shown over the years that no prima donna player is bigger than the team.

He should've called Ronnie's & Real's bluff last year.

[AntWare]

Originally Posted by wxwax

The Shearer Effect is.... zero.

and just to spite Sid, Shearer sub's Martyn's on for Owen and he goes on to score with his first touch

[wxwax]

Originally Posted by AntWare

and just to spite Sid, Shearer sub's Martyn's on for Owen and he goes on to score with his first touch

The first thing that's gone right for him since he took over.

[AntWare]

Originally Posted by wxwax

The first thing that's gone right for him since he took over.

...and now the second


From the BBC seconds ago...

Loose ball comes to Kevin Nolan on the right and his cross bounces once before being plucked out of the air by a fabulous volley from substitute Peter Lovenkrands. Two substitutes, two goals. Alan Shearer has got the golden touch.

[wxwax]

Originally Posted by AntWare

...and now the second


From the BBC seconds ago...

Loose ball comes to Kevin Nolan on the right and his cross bounces once before being plucked out of the air by a fabulous volley from substitute Peter Lovenkrands. Two substitutes, two goals. Alan Shearer has got the golden touch.

Yes, I read that.

Where was his "golden touch" against Liverpool? Against Portsmouth (his last "must win" match?) Against Tottenham? Against Stoke City?