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Old 10-28-2011, 12:03 AM   #4306
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Im at a gas station getting fuel in my 99 Hayabusa. Some clown walks up and says "Is it Fast?" I just nodded (Still had my helmet on) Then this idiot tells Me "My Mustang will beat it" I just nodded as I fired up my Bike and got the hell away.
That's when you offer to race for pink slips.
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Old 10-28-2011, 05:02 AM   #4307
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(T)his idiot tells Me "My Mustang will beat it"
Ah, a Mustang driver and his 'tude. They are the automotive equivalent of Harley Davidson riders.
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Old 10-28-2011, 05:15 AM   #4308
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Ah, a Mustang driver and his 'tude. They are the automotive equivalent of Harley Davidson riders.
Your comment about HD riders is on topic of "stupid things people say".
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Old 10-28-2011, 05:32 AM   #4309
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Ah, a Mustang driver and his 'tude. They are the automotive equivalent of Harley Davidson riders.

Hey, I ride a Harley and I don't have a 'tude...
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Old 10-28-2011, 06:08 AM   #4310
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Ah, a Mustang driver and his 'tude. They are the automotive equivalent of Harley Davidson riders.
Hey, I drive a Mustang and I don't have a 'tude...
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Old 10-28-2011, 06:49 AM   #4311
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Solution-

1. Get chick.

2. Get chick a "CHICK with a 'TUDE" shirt.

Then go out and be seen.



Make certain that she can provide emphasis to "CH" and "K" from her anatomy.
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Old 10-28-2011, 07:38 AM   #4312
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Solution-

1. Get chick.

2. Get chick a "CHICK with a 'TUDE" shirt.

Then go out and be seen.



Make certain that she can provide emphasis to "CH" and "K" from her anatomy.
And he gets a similar shirt. The "H" in Chick is missing and the biddy is a bit fatter.
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Old 10-28-2011, 08:09 AM   #4313
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Toll Booth

Not really a stupid thing, more amusing.

I pulled up to a toll booth on I95 yesterday, the guy looks at my R1200GSAdv and says "Man did you steal that off the Terminator set or something?"
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Old 10-28-2011, 01:21 PM   #4314
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Old 10-28-2011, 03:47 PM   #4315
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> Riding my Husky SMR450 to the office the other day.
> Pull up to a stop sign. Waiting in back of some cars to get my turn.
> I hear shouting (nothing special this is LA, lots of idiots yell on the street for no reason)
> Get to the front of the stop sign queue and am looking at cross traffic to make my go..
> Guy was yelling at me the whole time, finally he walks into the crosswalk in front of me
> "HEY IS THAT THING STREET LEGAL? YOU AIN'T GOT NO LIGHTS OR PLATE!!"
> Clearly he is missing the 8" Baja Designs HID on the front of my bike and the LED tail light, oh and the plate on the back
> "yep, it's legal, plated from the factory... see this light?"
> "oooh shit man, but that thing's not a real bike though right? don't look like a hog?"
> "uh hu... ", cross traffic dies down and I pull away.

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Old 10-28-2011, 03:58 PM   #4316
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I love when Harley riders make the stupid, “So, how hard is it to work on those?” comments.
My response is generally, “I dun’no, I’ve only got 47,000 miles on it…”
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Old 10-28-2011, 06:42 PM   #4317
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Hey, I drive a Mustang and I don't have a 'tude...
I have a mustang and two hd's and don't have a tude!
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Old 10-28-2011, 07:44 PM   #4318
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I love when Harley riders make the stupid, “So, how hard is it to work on those?” comments.
My response is generally, “I dun’no, I’ve only got 47,000 miles on it…”
Change that top logo to a Triumph logo and it would be even more true.





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Old 10-28-2011, 08:42 PM   #4319
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Damn... I don't have a Mustang or a Harley. No excuse then, I guess I'm just an asshole!
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Old 10-28-2011, 09:46 PM   #4320
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Damn... I don't have a Mustang or a Harley. No excuse then, I guess I'm just an asshole!
Thanks. Best laugh I have had all day.
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