Stupid questions people ask you when stopped - Page 288

scmopar · 10-27-2011, 12:34 PM

how dare you threatin that man with your motorcyle skillz

worncog · 10-27-2011, 01:10 PM

Selling a car in my driveway and the guys sees the bikes in the garage and tells me "My son had his leg cut off on one of those going over 130 mph the first day he had it, but they sewed it back on. It was one of those Yayabusas or something".
Me "Ya don't say?". MSF course may have been a better decision.

Little old lady in a red cadillac "I'm sorry I hit you, are you gonna be okay sweetie?" me "Yes ma'm, I think I only have a broken ankle...but I think I might need a new bike". Severe sprained ankle, totaled Concours.

LEO "Do you have any idea how fast you were going?" I hate that one.

Cheshire · 10-27-2011, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by scmopar

how dare you threatin that man with your motorcyle skillz

You best back up!! Don't make me use my other foot! FEAR MY REAR BRAKE!!

lemieuxmc · 10-27-2011, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by worncog

Selling a car in my driveway and the guys sees the bikes in the garage and tells me "My son had his leg cut off on one of those going over 130 mph the first day he had it, but they sewed it back on. It was one of those Yayabusas or something".
Me "Ya don't say?". MSF course may have been a better decision.

Little old lady in a red cadillac "I'm sorry I hit you, are you gonna be okay sweetie?" me "Yes ma'm, I think I only have a broken ankle...but I think I might need a new bike". Severe sprained ankle, totaled Concours.

LEO "Do you have any idea how fast you were going?" I hate that one.

"I figured you were pulling me over to let me know Officer, you've got the certified speedometer!"

Qwik · 10-27-2011, 10:22 PM

Im at a gas station getting fuel in my 99 Hayabusa. Some clown walks up and says "Is it Fast?" I just nodded (Still had my helmet on) Then this idiot tells Me "My Mustang will beat it"

I just nodded as I fired up my Bike and got the hell away.

xymotic · 10-28-2011, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Qwik

Im at a gas station getting fuel in my 99 Hayabusa. Some clown walks up and says "Is it Fast?" I just nodded (Still had my helmet on) Then this idiot tells Me "My Mustang will beat it"

I just nodded as I fired up my Bike and got the hell away.

That's when you offer to race for pink slips.

Tall Man · 10-28-2011, 05:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Qwik

(T)his idiot tells Me "My Mustang will beat it"

Ah, a Mustang driver and his 'tude. They are the automotive equivalent of Harley Davidson riders.

ezrdr55 · 10-28-2011, 05:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Tall Man

Ah, a Mustang driver and his 'tude. They are the automotive equivalent of Harley Davidson riders.

Your comment about HD riders is on topic of "stupid things people say".

x_hog_ridr · 10-28-2011, 05:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Tall Man

Ah, a Mustang driver and his 'tude. They are the automotive equivalent of Harley Davidson riders.

Hey, I ride a Harley and I don't have a 'tude...

scottrnelson · 10-28-2011, 06:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Tall Man

Ah, a Mustang driver and his 'tude. They are the automotive equivalent of Harley Davidson riders.

Hey, I drive a Mustang and I don't have a 'tude...

vortexau · 10-28-2011, 06:49 AM

Solution-

1. Get chick.

2. Get chick a "CHICK with a 'TUDE" shirt.

Then go out and be seen.

Make certain that she can provide emphasis to "CH" and "K" from her anatomy.

AlpineGuerrilla · 10-28-2011, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by vortexau

Solution-

1. Get chick.

2. Get chick a "CHICK with a 'TUDE" shirt.

Then go out and be seen.

Make certain that she can provide emphasis to "CH" and "K" from her anatomy.

And he gets a similar shirt. The "H" in Chick is missing and the biddy is a bit fatter.

rgb2cmyk · 10-28-2011, 08:09 AM

Not really a stupid thing, more amusing.

I pulled up to a toll booth on I95 yesterday, the guy looks at my R1200GSAdv and says "Man did you steal that off the Terminator set or something?"

ShardPhoenix · 10-28-2011, 01:21 PM

Today I was asked if my Suzi S40 was a Sportster.

señormoto · 10-28-2011, 03:47 PM

> Riding my Husky SMR450 to the office the other day.
> Pull up to a stop sign. Waiting in back of some cars to get my turn.
> I hear shouting (nothing special this is LA, lots of idiots yell on the street for no reason)
> Get to the front of the stop sign queue and am looking at cross traffic to make my go..
> Guy was yelling at me the whole time, finally he walks into the crosswalk in front of me
> "HEY IS THAT THING STREET LEGAL? YOU AIN'T GOT NO LIGHTS OR PLATE!!"
> Clearly he is missing the 8" Baja Designs HID on the front of my bike and the LED tail light, oh and the plate on the back
> "yep, it's legal, plated from the factory... see this light?"
> "oooh shit man, but that thing's not a real bike though right? don't look like a hog?"
> "uh hu... ", cross traffic dies down and I pull away.

10-27-2011, 12:34 PM	#4306
scmopar Gnarly Adventurer Joined: Feb 2011 Location: pageland sc Oddometer: 213	how dare you threatin that man with your motorcyle skillz __________________ It was no time for supineness and lamentation - every energy of the soul had to be exercised, -Tarleton Brown

10-27-2011, 10:22 PM	#4310
Qwik Two Wheeled Addict Joined: Apr 2008 Location: Sunnyvale, California Oddometer: 5,237	Im at a gas station getting fuel in my 99 Hayabusa. Some clown walks up and says "Is it Fast?" I just nodded (Still had my helmet on) Then this idiot tells Me "My Mustang will beat it" I just nodded as I fired up my Bike and got the hell away. __________________ Speed bumps never seem to make me go any faster

10-28-2011, 06:49 AM	#4316
vortexau Outside the Pod-bay Joined: Feb 2008 Location: Just off the Warrego, S.E. Queensland Oddometer: 1,431	Solution- 1. Get chick. 2. Get chick a "CHICK with a 'TUDE" shirt. Then go out and be seen. Make certain that she can provide emphasis to "CH" and "K" from her anatomy. __________________ '77 BMW R100RS with Ural chair '08 Suzuki AN650A Burgman (and trailer)

10-28-2011, 08:09 AM	#4318
rgb2cmyk Dirt(y) Neophyte Joined: Nov 2010 Location: 'boken, NJ Oddometer: 192	Toll Booth Not really a stupid thing, more amusing. I pulled up to a toll booth on I95 yesterday, the guy looks at my R1200GSAdv and says "Man did you steal that off the Terminator set or something?" __________________ _ 12 R1200 GSA Sand Rover ("Sandy") 09 R1200 GSA (Totaled) Superstorm Sandy you Bit$% 06 Husky TE450 04 R1100s BCR

10-28-2011, 01:21 PM	#4319
ShardPhoenix Наглый ублюдок Joined: Sep 2011 Location: Grants Pass, Oregon Oddometer: 576	Today I was asked if my Suzi S40 was a Sportster. __________________ I ride 652ccs of slug.

10-27-2011, 01:10 PM	#4307
worncog YBNormal Joined: Oct 2011 Location: Florida Panhandle Oddometer: 30	Selling a car in my driveway and the guys sees the bikes in the garage and tells me "My son had his leg cut off on one of those going over 130 mph the first day he had it, but they sewed it back on. It was one of those Yayabusas or something". Me "Ya don't say?". MSF course may have been a better decision. Little old lady in a red cadillac "I'm sorry I hit you, are you gonna be okay sweetie?" me "Yes ma'm, I think I only have a broken ankle...but I think I might need a new bike". Severe sprained ankle, totaled Concours. LEO "Do you have any idea how fast you were going?" I hate that one.

10-28-2011, 03:47 PM	#4320
señormoto Supermoto Abuser Joined: Jul 2007 Location: Costa Rica Oddometer: 995	> Riding my Husky SMR450 to the office the other day. > Pull up to a stop sign. Waiting in back of some cars to get my turn. > I hear shouting (nothing special this is LA, lots of idiots yell on the street for no reason) > Get to the front of the stop sign queue and am looking at cross traffic to make my go.. > Guy was yelling at me the whole time, finally he walks into the crosswalk in front of me > "HEY IS THAT THING STREET LEGAL? YOU AIN'T GOT NO LIGHTS OR PLATE!!" > Clearly he is missing the 8" Baja Designs HID on the front of my bike and the LED tail light, oh and the plate on the back > "yep, it's legal, plated from the factory... see this light?" > "oooh shit man, but that thing's not a real bike though right? don't look like a hog?" > "uh hu... ", cross traffic dies down and I pull away.

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