Stupid questions people ask you when stopped - Page 332

x_hog_ridr · 04-12-2012, 06:33 AM

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Originally Posted by slide

Regular coffee but use crack instead of sugar.

How about a link for some of that...

slide · 04-12-2012, 06:39 AM

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Originally Posted by x_hog_ridr

How about a link for some of that...

It do be the drink of da hood. If you not not be of the hood, you ain't gonna get none.

Stromdog · 04-12-2012, 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by pretbek

Stop drinking Dunkin Donuts-like dish water (some call it coffee) and drink coffee of proper strength. Then a half quart will give you heart palpitations. It will taste a whole lot better too.

Ha ha! 10-4 on that! I think you're talking about "Navy" coffee.

All I know is if I don't get a caffeine jolt first thing in the AM, I'm toast the rest of the day.

manic mechanic · 04-12-2012, 07:27 AM

Mmmm, coffee and toast! Not just for breakfast anymore...

SgtDuster · 04-12-2012, 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Stromdog

A half quart just gets my eyes open.

Do they make that in the quart size??

This same model is available in 1/2, 3/4 and 1 quart size.

But I agree with pretbek, you shouldn't need to drink more of 16 oz of a "proper" coffee.

I like mine very strong...so I usually add an espresso shot into it. But I wouldn't drink 500ml of espresso alone, it's more than 10 shots!

feathered · 04-12-2012, 07:49 AM

My wife and I were eating lunch, wearing textile overpants and with our jackets draped over chairs (helmets left with bikes). A girl looks at our pants and says "hey, were you guys just snowboarding?"

We were in downtown Atlanta. In late March. It was over 70.

Goran69 · 04-12-2012, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by slide

Regular coffee but use crack instead of sugar.

OOO yesss.....

C/1/509 · 04-13-2012, 02:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Mambo Dave

I agree - drinks are "to go" items for guys who live on motorcycles. Weekenders... sure... they'll walk into a restaurant to eat. I guess that's part of the allure ... having a place to go on their motorcycle.

Put a lid on the coffee or smoothie, and I'll stuff it in my saddle-bag with my fast-food order, then take it to where I'm headed. And I only go through the drive-through on my bikes.

Hmm... My bike doesn't have a saddle-bag, or a top box, or a cup holder - only the pockets in my jacket. "Weekenders"? That's great - your line is funnier than what the lady in the restaurant said.

sphyrnidus · 04-13-2012, 04:11 AM

In Inverness, Scotland I stopped and set down on a rock that was some kind of ornament, to have a drink. Fully dressed, helmet next to me. Sitting next to the bike. No buss stop in sight. Up walks this 20 year old and asks, are you waiting for the buss? Huh?

Riding out with friends we stopped at a terrace to have coffee. When leaving I walked up the counter, fully dressed and put my helmet and gloves on the counter. Me: Can I pay? Lady: Are you with the bridge club? Lol.

On the road to the funeral of one of my friends, he lived 100 km away,I had a flat. So in a hurry I called the BMW motorcycle assistance. Me: Can you please help me, I'm on a motorcycle and have a flat rear tire on the way to a funeral. Lady: Don't you have a spare? Me: Motorcycle! Lady: Do you have "run flat" tires? Omg... But she did get it fixed and I was in time...

C/1/509 · 04-13-2012, 08:43 AM

^^^^

Got to love it - it's world wide! Funny...

antonac · 04-13-2012, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by SgtDuster

This same model is available in 1/2, 3/4 and 1 pint size.

"It comes in pints? I'm getting one!"

Reprobate · 04-13-2012, 01:09 PM

I rarely get comments, but last week, in Belgium, I stopped for a lasagna at a small family restaurant. The waitress looked at my while I peeled off my jacket and removed my separate back protector.
"You're wearing a lot of protection."
"So would you," I replied. "If you ride like me."

SgtDuster · 04-13-2012, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by antonac

"It comes in pints? I'm getting one!"

Well, I meant quart anyway, not pint. Damn keyboard!

500ml, 750ml and 1L if you prefer.

singletrackrider · 04-13-2012, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Reprobate

I rarely get comments, but last week, in Belgium, I stopped for a lasagna at a small family restaurant. The waitress looked at my while I peeled off my jacket and removed my separate back protector.
"You're wearing a lot of protection."
"So would you," I replied. "If you ride like me."

People say that to me too.

I tell em i dress for the crash not the ride.They look at me like i have mental problems.

DRiderjohn · 04-13-2012, 05:57 PM

I'm a short fucker on a DR650 and always get the "Do you need help getting on yer bike"
I just step on the foot peg, throw a leg over and politely say nope.

04-12-2012, 07:27 AM	#4969
manic mechanic Gnarly Adventurer Joined: Aug 2011 Location: up nort' somewheres Oddometer: 107	Mmmm, coffee and toast! Not just for breakfast anymore... __________________ '76 R90/6, '07 K1200GT Rounder #6 MOA Ambassador, Biergarten co-chair RA WI Regional Rep, rally security chair

04-12-2012, 07:49 AM	#4971
feathered Adventurer Joined: Jan 2009 Location: Hotlanta Oddometer: 88	another stupid question.. My wife and I were eating lunch, wearing textile overpants and with our jackets draped over chairs (helmets left with bikes). A girl looks at our pants and says "hey, were you guys just snowboarding?" We were in downtown Atlanta. In late March. It was over 70.

04-13-2012, 04:11 AM	#4974
sphyrnidus born to ride Joined: Apr 2009 Location: Netherlands Oddometer: 52	In Inverness, Scotland I stopped and set down on a rock that was some kind of ornament, to have a drink. Fully dressed, helmet next to me. Sitting next to the bike. No buss stop in sight. Up walks this 20 year old and asks, are you waiting for the buss? Huh? Riding out with friends we stopped at a terrace to have coffee. When leaving I walked up the counter, fully dressed and put my helmet and gloves on the counter. Me: Can I pay? Lady: Are you with the bridge club? Lol. On the road to the funeral of one of my friends, he lived 100 km away,I had a flat. So in a hurry I called the BMW motorcycle assistance. Me: Can you please help me, I'm on a motorcycle and have a flat rear tire on the way to a funeral. Lady: Don't you have a spare? Me: Motorcycle! Lady: Do you have "run flat" tires? Omg... But she did get it fixed and I was in time... __________________ If your destination is unknown, you'll always arrive

04-13-2012, 01:09 PM	#4977
Reprobate Solo & Sidecar Rider Joined: Feb 2003 Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands. Oddometer: 6,140	I rarely get comments, but last week, in Belgium, I stopped for a lasagna at a small family restaurant. The waitress looked at my while I peeled off my jacket and removed my separate back protector. "You're wearing a lot of protection." "So would you," I replied. "If you ride like me." __________________ I write the Amsterdam Assassin Series (suspense fiction), if you want to know more or support me by buying my work, please check out my website Tao of Violence and blog Amsterdam Assassin Series for news and links to the ebooks.

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04-13-2012, 08:43 AM	#4975
C/1/509 Gnarly Adventurer Joined: Jul 2006 Oddometer: 338	^^^^ Got to love it - it's world wide! Funny...

04-13-2012, 05:57 PM	#4980
DRiderjohn Adventurer Joined: Apr 2012 Location: Enola, Pa Oddometer: 50	I'm a short fucker on a DR650 and always get the "Do you need help getting on yer bike" I just step on the foot peg, throw a leg over and politely say nope.