Killboy failure Dragon Fest - Page 1001

ShardPhoenix · 08-21-2012, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Beto

Who's this cruiser riding sonsa bitch? ", is a question common asked.
On his head a bucket of vanilla pudding, on his face a neoprene mask.
He's the bastard son of a preacher man, on the town he left a stain.
They made him live in a chicken house to try to and hide the shame.

He was born in a coop, raised in a cage. children fear him, critics rage.
He's half alive, he's half dead. folks just call him puddin bowl head.

ADVRiders would torment him as he struggled with the curves.
They'd heckle him about lack of gear, and lament the loud pipes they could hear.
Now late at night he'd sneak off to the Harley Dealer all alone,
And play with screaming eagle parts all made of chrome.

Puddin bowl head found his freedom at the age of 37,
When he burned the BMW dealer down with a quart of gasoline.
He did puppet shows on corners and bought a real man's bike,
And with the help of Willy G, he's bound to be a star.

Beto · 08-21-2012, 06:19 PM

naiss....

jeepinbanditrider · 08-21-2012, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Beto

naiss....

Hmm that's actually a pretty neat looking Intruder.

Rick G · 08-21-2012, 08:10 PM

I am on my way to the Gap right now. Will arrive tomorrow afternoon. We are staying right there at the Gap Motel. It will be cool to hang out there. I have always wanted to spend a night there to check out the "scene". We have already run way better and more desolate roads on the way down including the 16 through WV & VA then 58 to Damascus and the Snake aka US 421 from Shady Valley to Mtn City. But the Gap has that special appeal that is hard to resist. Also looking forward to hitting Wheels Through time on Thursday. Then it is the Blue Ridge Parkway back north.

Anyway, just a heads up to look for some "fail" pics from a fellow inmate.

Rick G

ShardPhoenix · 08-21-2012, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by kioti

And according to your profile you you ride a "Suzuki Boulevard S40"which
= 650 cc of slug.

Your point?

I suppose my altering of "The Ballad of Buckethead" struck a little close to home?

Oh, and it's 652cc's of slug. Those extra two cubic centimeters make a difference!

Bill Harris · 08-21-2012, 10:45 PM

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RC = Riding Chauvinist

Yeah, works for me... (not!)

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Anyway, just a heads up to look for some "fail" pics from a fellow inmate.

Remember to give The Salute as you pass by the camera...

orangebear · 08-22-2012, 04:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Beto

a front mudguard would help him with rain riding.

lethe · 08-22-2012, 04:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Shoganai

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probably what goes on a lot in their heman woman haters treehouse

RDTCU · 08-22-2012, 04:48 AM

Great ankle protection for your dirt/supermoto riding style there...

Hate to see what happens the first time he bobbles and plants that foot.

UnsureFooting · 08-22-2012, 04:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Shoganai

http://www.jackacesgarage.com/About_us.html

"The Jack Aces are unique in our approach to this because we refuse to limit access to our group to a particular brand or style of motorcycle."

But no women are allowed except as servants.

RC = Riding Chauvinist

.

Yeah! Stupid fucking men and their no women allowed! How dare they set up a group like that! *grumble grumble*

Freedom to associate. Maybe they don't like hearing about color coordinating the officer patches with seasonal themes at the table.

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DC2wheels · 08-22-2012, 04:59 AM

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Originally Posted by orangebear

a front mudguard would help him with rain riding.

Aw com'on. Can't you see that they are Badasses?

If they can ride in the gyno'/parachute position, they don't need no stinkin' fender.

Ritalin Boy · 08-22-2012, 05:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Rick G

I am on my way to the Gap right now. Will arrive tomorrow afternoon. We are staying right there at the Gap Motel. It will be cool to hang out there. I have always wanted to spend a night there to check out the "scene". We have already run way better and more desolate roads on the way down including the 16 through WV & VA then 58 to Damascus and the Snake aka US 421 from Shady Valley to Mtn City. But the Gap has that special appeal that is hard to resist. Also looking forward to hitting Wheels Through time on Thursday. Then it is the Blue Ridge Parkway back north.

Anyway, just a heads up to look for some "fail" pics from a fellow inmate.

Rick G

Tourist.

Thanks for the route and have a great time. Chace and I are heading that way in early September.

thetable · 08-22-2012, 05:30 AM

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Originally Posted by orangebear

a front mudguard would help him with rain riding.

I'm guessing the rain riding isn't something that bike has done before or will do again.

Pointyhead · 08-22-2012, 05:54 AM

Lowering the center of gravity.

Ginger Beard · 08-22-2012, 05:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Shoganai

http://www.jackacesgarage.com/About_us.html
"The Jack Aces are unique in our approach to this because we refuse to limit access to our group to a particular brand or style of motorcycle."
But no women are allowed except as servants.

RC = Riding Chauvinist

.

Limiting membership to men only makes them chauvinists ? I read their page and didn't see mention of female servitude.

08-21-2012, 08:10 PM	#15004
Rick G Ranger Rick Joined: May 2004 Location: Euclid, OH Oddometer: 1,641	I am on my way to the Gap right now. Will arrive tomorrow afternoon. We are staying right there at the Gap Motel. It will be cool to hang out there. I have always wanted to spend a night there to check out the "scene". We have already run way better and more desolate roads on the way down including the 16 through WV & VA then 58 to Damascus and the Snake aka US 421 from Shady Valley to Mtn City. But the Gap has that special appeal that is hard to resist. Also looking forward to hitting Wheels Through time on Thursday. Then it is the Blue Ridge Parkway back north. Anyway, just a heads up to look for some "fail" pics from a fellow inmate. Rick G __________________ Any Road Any Time! 2009 Triumph Bonneville T100 - Neo Classic Retro Tourer. 2009 Vespa GTS Super 250ie - Just for Kicks & Giggles

08-22-2012, 05:54 AM	#15014
Pointyhead Single Malt Sampler Joined: May 2006 Location: I go where the wind blows Oddometer: 127	Lowering the center of gravity. __________________ This space for rent!

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08-22-2012, 04:48 AM	#15009
RDTCU Studly Adventurer Joined: Jun 2012 Location: South Carolina Oddometer: 824	Great ankle protection for your dirt/supermoto riding style there... Hate to see what happens the first time he bobbles and plants that foot.