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Old 09-04-2012, 01:09 PM   #15541
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Since no one's paying attention....

How does she avoid the dreaded diaper-butt? I look like I'm carrying a full load when I stand up in my leathers.
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Old 09-04-2012, 01:16 PM   #15542
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One headlight, two horns. says a lot
It says that the bike is a dead stock 80's Honda cruiser, actually.

But being as old as you are, I'm sure you knew that.

Or maybe you're just a fuckin' n00b.
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Old 09-04-2012, 01:26 PM   #15543
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So.... the goggles go OVER the glasses?
Or just OVER the glasses.....

Or in the pile with the suit after you peel it all off.

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Old 09-04-2012, 01:33 PM   #15544
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wow... she can even make that suzuki b-king look good....
WHAT Suzuki B-King?
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Old 09-04-2012, 02:29 PM   #15545
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Haha I love that sticker. And it looks like you found it the same place I have. On a fly zapper tennis racket from harbor freight.
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Old 09-04-2012, 02:55 PM   #15546
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How does she avoid the dreaded diaper-butt? I look like I'm carrying a full load when I stand up in my leathers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4he79krseU
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Old 09-04-2012, 02:55 PM   #15547
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How does she avoid the dreaded diaper-butt? I look like I'm carrying a full load when I stand up in my leathers.
Modern leathers have these sort of elastic panels that keeps everything fitting just so. The panels are not in abrasion areas of the suit. Several comely women wear them at a track that I use. Gawd. I forget how to ride, speak, stand up, and all manner of stuff when they walk by. So help me, I will bet that there will be a leather fetish group based on nothing more than racing leathers. If Mrs.Peel (Diana Rigg) had these leathers back in the day when she got out of the corvette, I would have been one of those guys writing her letters. The leathers cut for guys give a sort of power ranger look if you can stand that.

A cuppla times, I was following one of these honeys on the track; missed all my turn-in points, most of my brake markers, apexes went unnoticed, and have no idea what line I might have been riding. It took me a while to get acclimated to the scenery and get my focus back. Didn't even bother to save my distracted lap times. Although I remember laughing when I read them. It is now possible to have pulcritude on the racing surface. Female callipygian riders in well fitting race leathers are worth the slower lap times.
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Old 09-04-2012, 03:06 PM   #15548
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So.... the goggles go OVER the glasses?
Or just OVER the glasses.....

Or in the pile with the suit after you peel it all off.
I have Pacific Coast googles made to wear with perscription glasses.
I'm sure they would look better on her !!!!!

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Old 09-04-2012, 05:51 PM   #15549
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Haha I love that sticker. And it looks like you found it the same place I have. On a fly zapper tennis racket from harbor freight.
You are correct, sir!
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Old 09-04-2012, 06:09 PM   #15550
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Hell, lots of everything are made in China. My most recent finds include a $2k Husqvarna sewing machine and ALL Craftsman torque wrenches. Guess what I didn't buy?
Too bad, those husquavarna sewing machines are sweet
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Old 09-04-2012, 06:35 PM   #15551
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Not the Dragon, possibly 205, but just a fine place to share:

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Important safety tip: riding can be relaxing... up to a point.

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Old 09-04-2012, 06:38 PM   #15552
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WTF was that, some kind of weird target fixation or was the rider just drunk?
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Old 09-04-2012, 07:03 PM   #15553
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WTF was that, some kind of weird target fixation or was the rider just drunk?
Watch again for the girls phone bouncing down the road........... obviously not a smart phone owner.
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Old 09-04-2012, 07:14 PM   #15554
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Not the Dragon, possibly 205, but just a fine place to share:

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Important safety tip: riding can be relaxing... up to a point.

(Direct link if embed doesn't work for you: http://www.dpccars.com/motorcycle-12...g-accident.htm)
Did anyone get the number of that truck that hit me??
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Old 09-04-2012, 07:16 PM   #15555
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