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Old 03-11-2013, 02:24 PM   #19666
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He's funny...he actually takes this thread seriously

Time to go back and take the internet class again.....you've crossed the double yellow forum line and hit a lot of people head on....

There are no hay bales on Advrider....
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Old 03-11-2013, 02:30 PM   #19667
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Dangit! I take a weekend vacation with the Misses and come back to find that LittleNative got a new handle and popped up on the Killboy thread!

You ff's could have at least called me to tell me what I was missing.
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Old 03-11-2013, 02:51 PM   #19668
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Dangit! I take a weekend vacation with the Misses and come back to find that LittleNative got a new handle and popped up on the Killboy thread!

You ff's could have at least called me to tell me what I was missing.
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Old 03-11-2013, 04:51 PM   #19669
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and my bet is the lot of you need further training...

not in being dorkwads though, you've obviously got that down pat.
I thought you were done with this thread. You have shit follow through.
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Old 03-11-2013, 05:02 PM   #19670
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nothing that couldn't be fixed with the NEW! and IMPROVED!! LEE PARKS MOTORBIKE RIDING CORRESPONDENCE COURSE!!!
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Old 03-11-2013, 05:06 PM   #19671
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Dangit! I take a weekend vacation with the Misses and come back to find that LittleNative got a new handle and popped up on the Killboy thread!
awww. I miss her.
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Old 03-11-2013, 05:12 PM   #19672
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Where is Killboy and his photos when we need him to get this thread back on track?
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Old 03-11-2013, 05:18 PM   #19673
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Where is Killboy and his photos when we need him to get this thread back on track?

This thread is on track.

We only allow for the occasional Killboy pic to serve as a sacrifice to the ADV Gods.
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Old 03-11-2013, 05:45 PM   #19674
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oh boy oh boy oh boy

do we have a :facepalm: here? man is it ever needed if not...

you make an analogy to Rossi? seriously? let's examine a major difference you may have overlooked:

Rossi is riding at the very edge of human ability, and bike ability. He rides that edge better than any other rider alive. Sometimes he goes over it... what happens when he does?

he goes into a hay bale and generally gets up and walks away (due respects to Wayne Rainey, who should have walked away).

what happens to a street rider when he messes up?

well, there aren't any hay bales, there's traffic coming in the other direction, and possibly trees / cliffs on the other side.

Here's another way to make the distinction, one rider is paid to push the limits, the other rider is incompetent and endangering his life. See the diff?

Look, obviously this is a hornets nest (thanks for the "stfu", it's caustic and not necessary, I'm a big boy), but my comments have nothing to do with type of bike, be it ds, sportbike, cruiser, cafe racer, etc etc.

My only point was that if yer not even leaned over and yer still in the wrong lane of traffic, on public streets... you got a problem.

when was the last time you drove your car in the wrong lane of traffic? get the point? Then don't do it with your bike either! Doing it on yer bike could get you dead!

And jeeesus as far as Lee Parks, MSF or any of the others are concerned; I personally would say you could buy a 10 buck book and practice in a parking lot and get a pretty good idea of what you need to know. You'd have to work at it, a good instructor could make it easier. A bad instructor could make it harder too!

My point, there's no excuse for being in the wrong lane of traffic, especially on your bike... none... nada... zip... zilch!

yer gonna get yerself killed doin that shit...
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Old 03-11-2013, 05:50 PM   #19675
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Dang. Two posts and he bankrupts his reputation.

Maybe it'll improve...

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Apparently not.
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Old 03-11-2013, 06:33 PM   #19676
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Where is Killboy and his photos when we need him to get this thread back on track?
i hope they're of folks on the wrong side of the double-yellow....

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Old 03-11-2013, 06:44 PM   #19677
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More cow bell, please.
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Old 03-12-2013, 12:43 AM   #19678
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sheeesus it's great to find a place where so many make it obvious they're sitting behind their monitors getting drunk and wanking their little turds...

keep up the good work boyz!!

where's that damn :facepalm: !!
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Old 03-12-2013, 01:09 AM   #19679
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WTF, these guys and girls most likely haven't been drinking. Try the Basement for drunken rants. You'll probably fit in there - posters there can offend your delicate sensibilites much better than in this thread

And I don't think you know what a turd is. In Australia, it's impossible to wank a turd



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sheeesus it's great to find a place where so many make it obvious they're sitting behind their monitors getting drunk and wanking their little turds...

keep up the good work boyz!!

where's that damn :facepalm: !!
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Old 03-12-2013, 04:23 AM   #19680
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sheeesus it's great to find a place where so many make it obvious they're sitting behind their monitors getting drunk and wanking their little turds...

keep up the good work boyz!!

where's that damn :facepalm: !!


And here's a lil interweb help......



Simply take the "ace" out of :facepalm: to get the desired effect.
See I took some time away from "wanking my little turd" to help
you out..........isn't that resfreshing.


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Dangit! I take a weekend vacation with the Misses and come back to find that LittleNative got a new handle and popped up on the Killboy thread!

You ff's could have at least called me to tell me what I was missing.


When does the next bandana tying class start? Screw learning how to ride mo better....this is the important stuff for n00bs to know.
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