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Old 03-12-2013, 01:09 AM   #19681
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WTF, these guys and girls most likely haven't been drinking. Try the Basement for drunken rants. You'll probably fit in there - posters there can offend your delicate sensibilites much better than in this thread

And I don't think you know what a turd is. In Australia, it's impossible to wank a turd



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sheeesus it's great to find a place where so many make it obvious they're sitting behind their monitors getting drunk and wanking their little turds...

keep up the good work boyz!!

where's that damn :facepalm: !!
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Old 03-12-2013, 04:23 AM   #19682
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sheeesus it's great to find a place where so many make it obvious they're sitting behind their monitors getting drunk and wanking their little turds...

keep up the good work boyz!!

where's that damn :facepalm: !!


And here's a lil interweb help......



Simply take the "ace" out of :facepalm: to get the desired effect.
See I took some time away from "wanking my little turd" to help
you out..........isn't that resfreshing.


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Dangit! I take a weekend vacation with the Misses and come back to find that LittleNative got a new handle and popped up on the Killboy thread!

You ff's could have at least called me to tell me what I was missing.


When does the next bandana tying class start? Screw learning how to ride mo better....this is the important stuff for n00bs to know.
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Old 03-12-2013, 05:55 AM   #19683
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sheeesus it's great to find a place where so many make it obvious they're sitting behind their monitors getting drunk and wanking their little turds...

keep up the good work boyz!!

where's that damn :facepalm: !!
and what the fuck, may i ask, are you doing?

obligatory dragon foto - the guy shoulda gone to riding school, no?


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doug s. screwed with this post 03-12-2013 at 05:56 AM Reason: spelling
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Old 03-12-2013, 05:59 AM   #19684
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and what the fuck, may i ask, are you doing?

obligatory dragon foto - the guy shoulda gone to riding school, no?


doug s.


And this guy is running video so he can amaze all his friends and family with his mad skilz.....


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Old 03-12-2013, 07:27 AM   #19685
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oh boy oh boy oh boy

(snip)

yer gonna get yerself killed doin that shit...
Seriously...thanks for your incredible insight and concern for all riders in ADVLand. We will be forever indebted to you. Now will you ?
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Old 03-12-2013, 08:00 AM   #19686
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sheeesus it's great to find a place where so many make it obvious they're sitting behind their monitors getting drunk and wanking their little turds...

keep up the good work boyz!!

where's that damn :facepalm: !!


I don't know about you, but I was actually fairly busy this weekend with things like taking care of my daughter, dealing with renewing my C&R FFL (the BATFE is not an agency I want to piss off), and actually going for a ride. Really!


11 March 2013 - My V-Star with the world's tallest coal miner - Helper, UT

Also, yes, I brought up Rossi. How about if I bring up cops who crash their cruisers? Maybe airline pilots who slide off the runway? NASCAR pit crews who goof a tire change? My point is that they're some of the best there's ever been and they still screw up from time to time because they're human.

But you already knew that, right? Oh, I'm sorry - they didn't cover that part in your classes?

How about putting up some sort of evidence that you've actually ridden something more exciting than a computer chair?

Meanwhile, here's a Killboy failure pic from March 6:



The fail is that there's nobody riding! I don't even have heated gear and I'd be out there if I could - there's no traffic, I don't have to worry about trying to go fast enought to keep out of Iheartmynx's way, and it's freaking gorgeous
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Old 03-12-2013, 08:19 AM   #19687
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And here's a lil interweb help......



Simply take the "ace" out of :facepalm: to get the desired effect.
See I took some time away from "wanking my little turd" to help
you out..........isn't that resfreshing.






When does the next bandana tying class start? Screw learning how to ride mo better....this is the important stuff for n00bs to know.

Have you seen how he (she?) types? That's much too complicated. Try this:

Hit the "new reply" button. On the right hand side (look at the back of your hands with your thumb out, the one that makes an "L" is left - you want the other side) there is a box of smilies. Now, there is no facepalm smiley there, and I realize that this can be quite frustrating. There are pictures, but not the picture you want. So, click on the [More] button. Now, you will see a box with lots of pictures.

Click on the picture you like.

See? Helpful!
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Old 03-12-2013, 08:49 AM   #19688
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Hit the "new reply" button. On the right hand side (look at the back of your hands with your thumb out, the one that makes an "L" is left - you want the other side) there is a box of smilies. Now, there is no facepalm smiley there, and I realize that this can be quite frustrating. There are pictures, but not the picture you want. So, click on the [More] button. Now, you will see a box with lots of pictures.

Click on the picture you like.

See? Helpful!
wow, that's some pretty advanced technique... what class did you take to learn that?
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Old 03-12-2013, 12:43 PM   #19689
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wow, that's some pretty advanced technique... what class did you take to learn that?
Why, the Lee Parks Smilies for Dummies class!

Contact me today - 4 day class, only $199.95! Guaranteed to make you look less douchey on the interwebs!
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Old 03-12-2013, 01:20 PM   #19690
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Why, the Lee Parks Smilies for Dummies class!

Contact me today - 4 day class, only $199.95! Guaranteed to make you look less douchey on the interwebs!
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!
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Old 03-12-2013, 05:40 PM   #19691
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ADVrider failure Noob Fest

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Old 03-12-2013, 05:59 PM   #19692
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Noob Fest

And isn't it amazing how this thread attracts the top 10% & the bottom 20%? What the hell happened to normal?

I think I'm going to fetch myself a sammich.
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Old 03-12-2013, 06:07 PM   #19693
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And isn't it amazing how this thread attracts the top 10% & the bottom 20%? What the hell happened to normal?

I think I'm going to fetch myself a sammich.
I'm in the 11% range!

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Old 03-12-2013, 06:09 PM   #19694
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I hear there's a new she...sher...sherif...shitwhistle in town.


Let me get back across this double yellow.
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Old 03-12-2013, 07:47 PM   #19695
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I think I'm going to fetch myself a sammich.
What? And miss the tales of more 03 renewals? Yeah, me too.
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