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Old 04-11-2012, 03:02 PM   #9781
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He collects souvenirs at every curve he fails to negotiate.
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Old 04-11-2012, 03:34 PM   #9782
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bumblebee

Hey, nice pic!
And she is safe, on a real bike.
Not one of those pesky little wees.
Just sayin'
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Old 04-11-2012, 03:35 PM   #9783
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your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!!!

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Old 04-11-2012, 03:37 PM   #9784
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and they called him twigs from that day forward...
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Old 04-11-2012, 04:05 PM   #9785
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Old 04-11-2012, 04:11 PM   #9786
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That's one way to trim the toe nails...
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Old 04-11-2012, 04:12 PM   #9787
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your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!!!

Correctly quoted!

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I don't believe that French Soldier is an inmate. No ban today!
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Old 04-11-2012, 05:00 PM   #9788
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and they called him twigs from that day forward...
Haha!
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Old 04-11-2012, 05:06 PM   #9789
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And visible....tough to say "I didn't see him/her"
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Old 04-11-2012, 05:10 PM   #9790
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tough to say "I didn't see him/her"
Don't bet on it...
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Old 04-11-2012, 05:13 PM   #9791
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Old 04-11-2012, 05:16 PM   #9792
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Old 04-11-2012, 05:18 PM   #9793
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Don't bet on it...
You are right.

Unfortunately in the present day, with the current thinking & the legal process- the "I didn't see him" excuse buys lots of TOO BAD, MC a$$hole.
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Old 04-11-2012, 05:45 PM   #9794
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Don't bet on it...

Agreed. Never underestimate the power of stupid.
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Old 04-11-2012, 05:49 PM   #9795
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Wow, you can get every accessory imagineable for a HD. Highway pegs for the rider to stretch his legs, I can understand. Pegs to push the passenger into a gynocological exam position? I don't get it.
Those are the pegs that rotate her hips back and keeps her clitoris off the vibrator.
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