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Old 05-01-2012, 02:00 PM   #10516
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The fix?
For most over 45... stand neakid in front of a full length mirror = humility in spades.
This was the fixed version (from klaviator - how do you quote a quote anyway?)

Nothing quite as pathetic as a bunch of overweight, middle-aged, balding, halitosis-plagued dudes discussing the women that wouldn't sleep with them anyway.

I avoid mirrors at all costs then I never have to be humble
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Old 05-01-2012, 02:59 PM   #10517
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This was the fixed version (from klaviator - how do you quote a quote anyway?)

Nothing quite as pathetic as a bunch of overweight, middle-aged, balding, halitosis-plagued dudes discussing the women that wouldn't sleep with them anyway.

I avoid mirrors at all costs then I never have to be humble
Click on "multi-quote" (that ballon icon) on each message you want to quote then "quote" like I just did above.
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Old 05-01-2012, 03:09 PM   #10518
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DAKEZ is not balding.
I'm not overweight..
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Old 05-01-2012, 03:16 PM   #10519
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this one's for Dakez (sorry, I couldn't resist)

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Old 05-01-2012, 03:17 PM   #10520
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If you ride the Dragon midweek can you avoid all this nonsense? I would prefer to be out there when most people are on the right side of the road.
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Old 05-01-2012, 03:24 PM   #10521
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Old 05-01-2012, 03:30 PM   #10522
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If you ride the Dragon midweek can you avoid all this nonsense? I would prefer to be out there when most people are on the right side of the road.
Yes, also early in the morning on weekends I think. Also remember the thread makes it look worse than it probably is. I haven't been in years but we are seeing the worst here.
There really are lots of places where you can see many turns ahead when the leaves are sparse on the trees at least.

Still should expect the unexpected I guess. Never know when a truck may be coming through or a crazy local going to work or something.

I always imagined what it would be like to have to go through that road to get to and from work if you had to. I imagine some people do. Like from Robbinsville to Marysville or something.
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Old 05-01-2012, 03:34 PM   #10523
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If you ride the Dragon midweek can you avoid all this nonsense? I would prefer to be out there when most people are on the right side of the road.
Mostly. It's a lot better during the week.
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Old 05-01-2012, 03:38 PM   #10524
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Nothing quite as pathetic as a bunch of overweight, middle-aged, balding, halitosis-plagued dudes discussing the women they wouldn't sleep with.
I resemble that remark!

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Old 05-01-2012, 03:48 PM   #10525
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Yes, also early in the morning on weekends
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Yeah me and my dad went though there in the middle of a Friday and it was nice and quiet and empty. We then went though around 8 or 9 on a Saturday morning and it was mostly empty.
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Old 05-01-2012, 03:51 PM   #10526
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That's better.


Hey Dakez....



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Old 05-01-2012, 03:56 PM   #10527
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Beware the wildlife.
Indeed....



looks familiar huh?

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Old 05-01-2012, 04:00 PM   #10528
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That guy has no clue what he is doing.



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Old 05-01-2012, 04:11 PM   #10529
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I see a real woman with curves, rather than bones. Venus De Milo was built like this woman. Nothing wrong with a little meat with your potatoes, boys.
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Old 05-01-2012, 04:20 PM   #10530
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I see a real woman with curves, rather than bones. Venus De Milo was built like this woman. Nothing wrong with a little meat with your potatoes, boys.
These self righteous types ragging on the lady in question remind me of a guy I used to work with. He was in his mid twenties and could find fault with a friggin runway model.

Of course he never had a girl friend and had probably never been laid either.
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