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Old 06-10-2012, 07:00 AM   #12046
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What's with the jeans? A thong would be better.
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Old 06-10-2012, 07:04 AM   #12047
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Hope you're not disappointed...

We all know that when you fall off a bike you never land on your ass. :eyeroll
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Old 06-10-2012, 07:21 AM   #12048
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Hope you're not disappointed...

I always look on the bright side.
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Old 06-10-2012, 07:58 AM   #12049
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So you CAN chrome a barrel....I've been wondering about that....


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Old 06-10-2012, 08:37 AM   #12050
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I'll back you up with that. Her accessories are almost dead on. The red tank bag, purse/backpac and shirt are spot on. She bombed with the shoes but the hint of a smile puts her over the top..
Tank Bag?
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Old 06-10-2012, 10:01 AM   #12051
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Tank Bag?
little lower and it'd be a tail bag
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Old 06-10-2012, 12:05 PM   #12052
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[QUOTE=Bill Harris;18877495]useless chaps= in Scots accent
assless chaps= in American accent



i think they ARE useless becouse you will be crying if you slid down the road on your back as you will end up will huge road rash on your ass
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Old 06-10-2012, 01:01 PM   #12053
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little lower and it'd be a tail bag
...and it makes me wanna tea-bag.
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Old 06-10-2012, 01:29 PM   #12054
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Old 06-10-2012, 02:01 PM   #12055
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And of course, the chaps discussion should remind everyone to watch the video in the thread When chaps go bad.
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Old 06-10-2012, 04:22 PM   #12056
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We all know that when you fall off a bike you never land on your ass. :eyeroll
Where I come from 'we all know' you're not supposed to fall off your bike.
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Old 06-10-2012, 04:57 PM   #12057
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What's with the jeans? A thong would be better.
Then how about....

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Old 06-10-2012, 05:15 PM   #12058
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ya know....stupid hurts but THAT kind of stupid is going to leave a life long reminder. If only she knew. And dumbo on the front is thinking yeah, thats my womans ass hanging out! moran.
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Old 06-10-2012, 06:10 PM   #12059
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ya know....stupid hurts but THAT kind of stupid is going to leave a life long reminder. If only she knew. And dumbo on the front is thinking yeah, thats my womans ass hanging out! moran.

You may want to learn how to spell MORON before you call someone one.

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