Killboy failure Dragon Fest - Page 990

RAGBrian · 08-17-2012, 06:14 AM

BIG WHEELS RULZ!

filmfan · 08-17-2012, 06:49 AM

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BIG WHEELS RULZ!

ATGATT check
right side of road check
in control check
no car tires check
proper oil check
no pirate garb check
not a squid piloted sportbike check
not a GW barcalounger check
not a HD check
not a weird home-built contraption check
hot pillian FAIL!

NCStephen · 08-17-2012, 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by RAGBrian

The pirate names on the jackets are there...for our amusement!

I always get a laugh out of some that I have seen recently. Wish I had pictures to show them off. The ones I cannot figure out are the ones that are religious based. Really? Do you wear that costume stuff to church?

Gotta love the old SNL "fake" commercials. They were the best!

I have been to a few biker churches and yup.. looks a lot like a biker bar night. It is their general style around the bike and then off the bike. About 1/2 ride the bike to church as well. Then in the mix are those riding to get others to church and those that are just being found and starting to church. There is a little difference there.

NCS

Noone · 08-17-2012, 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by RAGBrian

The pirate names on the jackets are there...for our amusement!

I always get a laugh out of some that I have seen recently. Wish I had pictures to show them off. The ones I cannot figure out are the ones that are religious based. Really? Do you wear that costume stuff to church

I know a couple who "wear that costume stuff to church", as does most of the congregation. The husband is an ordained minister. Of course, those folks don't sit around making fun of what other people wear. It's a thought.

beemerphile · 08-17-2012, 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Beto

Beto · 08-17-2012, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Beto

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How about this one with 15 blasting agents???

RAGBrian · 08-17-2012, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by filmfan

11. hot pillian FAIL!

Still...10 out of 11...

XR650L_Dave · 08-17-2012, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Beto

How about this one with 15 blasting agents???

1.1D Det Cord, Blasting Explosives (mass explosion possible)

1.5 - Blasting Agent, very insensitive

daveinva · 08-17-2012, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by XR650L_Dave

1.5 - Blasting Agent, very insensitive

Yeah, 1.5 always was a prick.

Bill Harris · 08-17-2012, 09:11 AM

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Of course, those folks don't sit around making fun of what other people wear. It's a thought.

I don't either and certainly wouldn't disrespect anyone in person. But this is Killboy, and from our warped perspective, they are challenged. I'm sure that the Pirate Fora have threads dissing Geezers on Beemers in a 'Stitch as much, and I'm OK with that...

Beau Peep · 08-17-2012, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Bill Harris

I don't either and certainly wouldn't disrespect anyone in person. But this is Killboy, and from our warped perspective, they are challenged. I'm sure that the Pirate Fora have threads dissing Geezers on Beemers in a 'Stitch as much, and I'm OK with that...

I ride a harley, and while I don't post in Harley forums, I do read and look at pics. To be 100% honest, I maybe see 1 post in 1000 that make a joke comment like that and no one ever piles on or gets sensitive. I hear WAY more anti-harley stuff here than I do anti-everything else there.

Skyclad · 08-17-2012, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by 2handedSpey

Okay... Bike gang. Got it. You're tough dudes who have day jobs but like to play gangster on the weekend. Got it. Modern day pirates. Okay, check. But... Why name your club "Bad Bones"? Really...? Bad bones? That has so many faults on a whole slew of levels. Viagra ? Rickets ? Shin splints? Osteopenia . WHAT THE HELL DOES BAD BONES MEAN? What exactly are you trying to say?

"Bad Bones" is not a club name. It is like a medical bracelet, but worn on the back, to alert first responders to the higher chance of fractures.

HammerMacGreed · 08-17-2012, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Bill Harris

I don't either and certainly wouldn't disrespect anyone in person. But this is Killboy, and from our warped perspective, they are challenged. I'm sure that the Pirate Fora have threads dissing Geezers on Beemers in a 'Stitch as much, and I'm OK with that...

I've riddin in full leathers, street and track, and still make fun of power rangers. I ride a couple of Goldwings and am the first to point out all the handy pockets for adult diapers and attachment points for the colostomy bag and ensure drink holder. Have a Kaw Drifter (indian clone) and make fun of the pirates; assless chaps are so much more comfortable when you don't have a handlebar mustache

WormShanks · 08-17-2012, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Savoir-Faire

I ride a harley, and while I don't post in Harley forums, I do read and look at pics. To be 100% honest, I maybe see 1 post in 1000 that make a joke comment like that and no one ever piles on or gets sensitive. I hear WAY more anti-harley stuff here than I do anti-everything else there.

abnslr · 08-17-2012, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by HammerMacGreed

...assless chaps are so much more comfortable when you don't have a handlebar mustache

In precisely what situation would a handlebar mustache be interacting with a gentleman's assless chaps?

On the other hand I can see why a lady wearing assless chaps might prefer her gentleman be clean-shaven.

08-17-2012, 06:14 AM	#14836
RAGBrian jonesing for a ride Joined: Mar 2008 Location: Wildwood, MO Oddometer: 813	BIG WHEELS RULZ! __________________ RAGBrian :: 1978 CX500 Standard :: 1976 CB360T :: "Going where you don't belong, I decided a long time ago, is the root of all misery and the soul of all adventure." -- Peter Egan, May 1979

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