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Old 11-22-2012, 07:03 AM   #3391
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Old 11-22-2012, 07:38 AM   #3392
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Old 11-22-2012, 07:42 AM   #3393
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Old 11-22-2012, 12:29 PM   #3394
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Keith Moon....baked beans?? I'm confused.....which isn't anything unusual, I must admit.
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Old 11-22-2012, 01:44 PM   #3395
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Did this one for a client who had a requirement for being camouflaged in gigantic bowls of
baked beans.....I asked no questions and kept it professional.

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Ah, I seem to recall that one was for Keith Moon?
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Keith Moon....baked beans?? I'm confused.....which isn't anything unusual, I must admit.
Well, if you remember, back in the day Roger used to have a bath of magic beans what made him a magic tiny giant 'n' all, & Keith liked to ride around Rogers bath full of beans when Roger wasn't using it... But if Roger, who was very possessive about anyone touching his beans, caught Keith riding in the bean bath, well then sure as eggs is eggs there'd be hell to pay and no mistake, hence the bean-camo-beemer in your pic, and quite coincidentally, the recording of that scream at the start of CSI Miami from 'Won't get fooled again'

How do you think it was that Keith came to have died before he got old? As time went on he got sloppy, and after Frank Zappa made him dress as a nun Keith fitted a set of non-bean-covered-panniers to the bike you painted for him so as to carry his habit'n'such and he gone done rode it round the bean bath, then Roger came in all unexpected like, and immediately spotted him & that was that for poor Mr Moon... I think that's what happened, tho/ough I too may be getting confused?

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Old 11-22-2012, 03:01 PM   #3396
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Old 11-22-2012, 03:36 PM   #3397
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"Did I post this already?..."

Nope.


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Old 11-22-2012, 03:42 PM   #3398
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Old 11-22-2012, 03:48 PM   #3399
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... back in the day Roger used to have a bath of magic beans what made him a magic tiny giant 'n' all...
Of course now he mostly Hoovers up...


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Old 11-22-2012, 04:02 PM   #3400
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Old 11-22-2012, 07:51 PM   #3401
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Puke The Waste of Time Man...

It's like this -

I’m so very disappointed in me, for I am entirely nothing, but then I ought never to have expected anything other than this inevitable outcome. I’d meant to be so much more than this. I’d meant to be something at least, anything more than this sorry assemblage of failure & futility. I can’t say I’ve done anything I can have any pride in. I will leave nothing of any substance. All my efforts to be more than I am made from have been utterly pointless.

So many mistakes, so many vain senseless plans, so many failures. No escape from my rancid past, no ejector seat out of this putrid existence. No way to build something out of this zero that could ever become a hero. My hopes altogether dashed on the concrete paths of obscurity. My misdirected aspirations smashed, my dreams misappropriated into nightmares. And so, I am nothing.


Nothing whatever at all, blank, void, vacant, without a particle.
None ?
Absent, non‑resident, empty, nobody.
Not a soul ?
Truant, missing, deserted, the bird has flown.
None ?
Nothing.
Tenantless, devoid, minus, removed, exiled, elsewhere.
Transferred ?
Misplaced, stayed away, nowhere to be found.
Lost ?
Rejected, discharged, omitted, forgotten.
Nothing.
Evicted ?
Rooted out.
Weeded out.
Sent to coventry.
Brushed aside, bundled away, struck off the roll.
Murdered whilst sleeping.
Spat out.
Blasted out.
Flung out.
Gone.
Plucked from beneath our very noses.
Bereft of life.
A beggarly account of empty boxes.
Incomplete.
Ill furnished.
Impoverished.
Empty handed.
Starved.
Under fed.
Under nourished.
Undesired.
Old mother Hubbards famous empty cupboards.
Scarce, cast off.
Trash, inoperative.
Inadequate, superfluous.
Aborted.
Terminated.
Sterile.
Impotent.
Good for nowt.
No, not here.
Never.
Nothing.


An Asstro-nought indeed…



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Old 11-23-2012, 05:30 AM   #3402
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Old 11-25-2012, 07:28 AM   #3403
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Old 11-26-2012, 05:17 PM   #3404
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Is like this...

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Old 11-27-2012, 06:47 AM   #3405
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Er....

Eudaimonia (Greek) - "The basic meaning of Eudaimonia is 'having a good guardian spirit'"

http://www.perseus.tufts.edu/hopper/...&redirect=true

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eudaimonia & http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eudemian_Ethics

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p005489g or on iTunes (episode 49) https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/...hy/id463701671

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