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Old 05-06-2013, 11:55 AM   #4066
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Old 05-06-2013, 12:01 PM   #4067
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Old 05-06-2013, 12:14 PM   #4068
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-entrance.html

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencete...-glamping.html

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...nal-stove.html
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Old 05-06-2013, 09:05 PM   #4069
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Ref: "Sentence of the Inquisition on Galileo, The" by Galilei, Galileo Audio file.
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Old 05-07-2013, 12:57 PM   #4073
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Old 05-07-2013, 01:53 PM   #4074
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Quite impressive, I note you've cut your habit to 1 in 3

I recently referred to the Ancient Hippy's Guide to Being alive. I have been lucky to recover a cached fragment in the original language, and as the accepted translation is seemingly off-line I have taken the liberty of running it thru/ough a translation algorithm. Here follows an excerpt, para 2 of SERGE le BLANCS introduction...

"The Ancient Hippy’s Guide To Being Alive is the consequence of a numberless-long-time of consecrated enquiry into all facets of the earthborn experiential circumstance, and is proffered hither for the intention whereby the depressed trampled flocks may disgorge themselves of the fiscal and sentimental fetters of Consumer Economy and so crap their noetic underpants once they actualise the abominable fact this discloses. Numerous aspects of the Ancient Hippy’s politicosophical exegesis may look at odds and arduous to understand; do not undertake vexation around this overmuch at this point because these are merely a microscopical components of the arc of erudition you confront as The Ancient Hippy’s Guide To Being Alive consumes you asunder, and displaces wholly the parts of you thereabouts. The crucial substance to absorb is that you ingest modification, debar incredulity and perform as you are enjoined. This need not be excessively effortful if you cerebrate cautiously around it, because this represents how you commonly carry on by the route of that awful travel you name an aliveness."

Were you able to compare this rizzible translation to the original it would soon of course become apparent that this feeble effort lacks the accuracy & grace of the original translation, and may distort the authors intent, and so I would so much prefer that there were general access that version. Do you know of any locations where a copy could be downloaded? I'd like to see it up again as I really do feel we all benefit from even the slightest consideration of the wisdom of The Ancient Hippy, now seemingly lost...
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Old 05-07-2013, 08:11 PM   #4075
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Todays comments on the web shite of the local rag range from

'The doors will be open to 29million immigrants soon!!!'

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'That didnt take long for the politically motivated to come out on this thread. I dedicate this to all the UKippers out there. Its not the immigrants selling off the NHS behind your backs, it also isnt the immigrants destroying the economy. The immigrants didnt pay 2 trillion in public money to the bankers. 2.16m Council homes ? Guess what the immigrants didnt sell those either. They also never sold our utilities or the fire engines, ambulances, hospitals or schools. Its not the immigrants fault that it costs 50k to put your kids through university and funnily enough its not the immigrants forcing people with cancer back to work for Tesco and Poundland. The drones that are sent to kill children ? Post office privatisation ? Access to legal support for those less well off ? Yep, you have guessed it, these arent the immigrants fault either. Manufacturing industry ? Who destroyed that ? Well it wasnt the immigrants. Who has their noses in the trough of public money ? Guess again and look closer to home. And if you havent got the message yet, then your knucles are never destined to leave the concrete. If your primary focus is immigration, then you are doing it wrong.'
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thankyou Plankton + 2 for your thread per se......+2 for giving A fuck about humanity....Oh fuck its the Queens speech ..sshhh
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With reference to The Ancient Hippy's Guide To Being Alive....I deleted all
online sources of this erudite and apposite text because I no longer felt it was possible to change the world through sardonic humour. Obviously, there's even less chance of changing the world through straightforward honesty and factual discourse, for the simple reason that the world doesn't give a fuck. In fact, the world would probably stone you to death for disturbing their peaceful slumber, if you came anywhere even close to waking them the fuck up.

As you yourself know, plankto-maximillian, the percentage of people who could give a tiny rat's ass about the nature and state of this world, is very small indeed, and constitute those who have, somehow, shrugged off the mind-wank that permeates every level of existence on this fucked-up rock. In fact, one of the very few oases of lucidity and stoic reason that exists on this planet is this thread on ADV. Well done for maintaining just the right degree of informative and entertaining content......keep up the good work.
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There are 4 ways this post could be interpreted. None is dominant, each having a variety of tones & implications, able to be divided into groupings of similarity numbering many. I will answer 62/307ths of them -

I cannot care for humanity, for if it cannot care for itself I am unable to persuade it to. When stardust forms into consciousness it may not know how to conduct itself until it returns to passing sand. I am not yet particles. But soon. And in other news I would be interested it there were a tool to export this thread?

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With reference to The Ancient Hippy's Guide To Being Alive....I deleted all
online sources of this erudite and apposite text because I no longer felt it was possible to change the world through sardonic humour. Obviously, there's even less chance of changing the world through straightforward honesty and factual discourse, for the simple reason that the world doesn't give a fuck. In fact, the world would probably stone you to death for disturbing their peaceful slumber, if you came anywhere even close to waking them the fuck up.

As you yourself know, plankto-maximillian, the percentage of people who could give a tiny rat's ass about the nature and state of this world, is very small indeed, and constitute those who have, somehow, shrugged off the mind-wank that permeates every level of existence on this fucked-up rock. In fact, one of the very few oases of lucidity and stoic reason that exists on this planet is this thread on ADV. Well done for maintaining just the right degree of informative and entertaining content......keep up the good work.
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