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Old 08-12-2013, 05:48 AM   #4531
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I do like the look of those. Readily available, are they.
They do seem to be by http://www.motoren-israel.com/index.php but I can't see them on the site or in the (German) PDF catalogue. Contact point is shown on their page so they may be able to tell you more? Their kit looks good but the prices are a bit high for my pocket, which has a hole in it, thru/ough which all the money has fallen...
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Old 08-12-2013, 05:50 AM   #4532
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Funny you should say that, DBD....as planktonnn has had to instigate a whole new lifestyle since his recent heart attack, he's become very interested in designing accessories for the discerning modern person-about-town*, hence his personalised range of handbags.



* For ladies, and men who are confident about their sexuality, naturally.
Well, I can't see them selling. Might I suggest the image is better placed onto a target for sale to local firing ranges. It would surely be more popular... :-)
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Old 08-12-2013, 06:48 AM   #4533
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Old 08-12-2013, 03:38 PM   #4534
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Via BSK Speedworks - "The owner of our last K100rr, Frank Hunsperger, has entered the bike in MCN's Built in Britain competition. The competition is judged by a panel of experts but any bike that dosnt make the top 50 can be voted in by the public here:
https://www.facebook.com/insidebikes

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http://www.mcnbuiltinbritain.co.uk/bib_showcase.php

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2 BM's going at it. — with Ben Kingham at Darley Moor Race Circuit.


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Old 08-12-2013, 04:14 PM   #4535
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http://www.silverstone.co.uk/Global/...troduction.pdf

http://www.marshals.co.uk/regions/so...ircuits/11.htm


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Old 08-13-2013, 11:19 AM   #4536
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Old 08-13-2013, 02:28 PM   #4537
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Ten lies your happiness tells you...

1. You are a good person who totally deserves all of the good stuff, everywhere, all the time. No kidding.

2. You are happy because you are not lazy or lacking in willpower. Happiness is a choice, a choice that you have succeeded in making. Somehow, somewhere over the course of your lifetime, when faced with some metaphysical fork in the road, you totally chose the right path because you really are the best. You brought this good luck on yourself.

3. Your deserved happiness is the baseline by which the rest of your life should be measured. This happiness is your norm, and any other emotions, especially negative ones, are exceptions to the rule. Yes of course there will be bad times, of course there will be flashes of sadness; you will certainly, on occasion, fail to experience the pleasure of a good book or a ripe juicy peach. However, those experiences will be few and far between. Your good days will always outnumber the bad. Deffo.

4. Your family and friends love/worship you. No question. Your loving family are people who don't feel obligated to spend time with you because, as luck would have it, you share a similar genetic makeup, but theirs is a little bit less massively brilliant than yours. No, they worship you as they rightly should. Your friends are people that quite rightly think that you, as a special person, have some kind of massive wonderful value, and they don't in any way wish to extricate themselves from your wonderful, brilliant presence because they think a tiny bit of your greatness may somehow reflect on them. No one spends time with you because they have to, they choose to because they really enjoy it & it makes their pitiable existence just a little better; they spend time with you out of a sense of privilege, a feeling of being honoured - heck, due to just plain old adoration. Whenever you leave a room everyone stops breathing.

5. Your family and friends always want to hear about how happy you are. No matter how unimpressed they may seem, no matter how sincerely they ask you to stop telling them how brilliant you are feeling, remember that it's all an act and they think you're great. Really great. The more that you close yourself to them, the more you close your heart, the more grateful & needy they will become for each morsel of your incredible you-ness. Do not fall into the trap of not sharing your feelings; give into the temptation to draw back the curtain and, like the brilliant conjurer you are, reveal your wonderful happiness. Your happiness is a choice, remember? This gift is yours to share with everyone.

6. Your friends and family don't deserve someone as wonderful as you. No-one deserves better than you. And they really know it, because no doubt about it you're almost a God.

7. In order to make up for your happiness, it is your responsibility to make sure that everyone around you is correspondingly sad. If you are unable to maintain a near-constant veneer of humbleness, unsociability and ultra-sincere interest in yourself, then that will make your magnificent presence more tolerable for those unfortunate enough not to be you. Your arrogance, though entirely warranted, is the best gift that you can give to those fortunate enough to witness for your wondrous existence.

8. Nothing is your fault.

If someone plans a picnic and it rains, it's always their fault. They should have been more thorough when they checked the weather, or should have just asked you when the right time for a picnic would be because you intuitively know everything about everything (ever) and are far better at arranging anything any time than anyone. Waaaay better, naturally. You have learned to be a professional meteorologist in your spare time (took 10 mins!?!) so that you could better read the clouds, which in any case will follow your Godly direction and clear away with a waft of your mighty hand. They should have packed a canopy, you would have, because you're just all round better. At everything. Always. If you go out for dinner, for your once-a-day, arrange-a-free (& grateful for it)-babysitter-and-wear-a-nice-dress date and the food or service or conversation is anything less than exceptional, it's everyones fault but yours. People should have read more of your online restaurant reviews, should have asked you for more recommendations, should have prepared cue cards with talking points about how effortlessly wonderful you are at everything. They didn't because they are not as good as you, in any way. If someone is kind to you, it's because you deserved it, totally, in every conceivable way. They should have smiled more, been more gracious, tried harder to be whatever it was that you needed in that moment.

Nothing is your fault.

9. There is no need of a cure for your eternal & fully substantiated happiness, no treatment required. There's no earthly way of diminishing your innate brilliance anyway. There are, of course, doctors and pills and various therapies but that's all there to help other people who are not as limitlessly splendid as you - you've tried none of these things and you don't need them because you really are unquestionably great. Everything will always work for you.

10. You will never ever be forced to face the fact that you are a smug self serving twat who needs to get a grip.



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Old 08-15-2013, 04:54 AM   #4538
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http://www.motorsportretro.com/2013/08/mclaren-m7c/

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Old 08-15-2013, 01:09 PM   #4539
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5 things no-one told you about becoming a biker - Old men will come and talk to you...

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Old 08-16-2013, 12:37 PM   #4540
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I've been having dark thought recently... I'm seriously thinking of finding a sidecar to fit to my R100S. Any thoughts, advice or therapy welcomed.
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Old 08-16-2013, 12:43 PM   #4541
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Not like Mr Cauty's though!
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Old 08-16-2013, 01:12 PM   #4542
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I've been having dark thought recently... I'm seriously thinking of finding a sidecar to fit to my R100S. Any thoughts, advice or therapy welcomed.
Don't... frame and alloy wheels really not designed for it.
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Old 08-16-2013, 03:18 PM   #4543
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ADVr Sample 1Wk. C.




SAMPLE No. DATE '13 TIME TIME GAP (approx) TOTAL VIEWS VIEWS SINCE LAST VIEWS SINCE 1 Daily Running
1 Sat 10th Aug 11.00 am 12hrs 318,063 110 (previous sheet) 0 110 6,274
2 Sun 11th 11.00 am 24hrs 318,451 388 388

3 " 10.00 pm 11hrs 318,613 162 550 550 6,824
4 Mon 12th 1.00 pm 13hrs 318,773 160 710

5 " 11.04 pm 10hrs 319,001 228 938 388 7,212
6 Tue 13th 7.10 pm 20hrs 319,274 273 1,211

7 " 11.00 pm 4hrs 319,362 88 1,299 361 7,573
8 Wed 14th 11.30 am 12hrs 319,598 236 1,535

9 " 11.15 pm 12hrs 319,762 164 1,699 400 7,973
10 Thurs 15th 11.00 am 13hrs 319,906 144 1,843

11 " 11.30 pm 12hrs 320,090 184 2,027 328 8,301
12 Fri 16th 1.00 pm 14hrs 320,208 118 2,145

13 " 11.00pm 10hrs 320,360 152 2,297 270 8,571
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Old 08-16-2013, 03:49 PM   #4544
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I've been having dark thought recently... I'm seriously thinking of finding a sidecar to fit to my R100S. Any thoughts, advice or therapy welcomed.
Not something I have either knowledge or an opinion about but a very quick search on the term 'R100S Sidecar' throws up these pics & these page results including:

Info @ http://jupiterhack.blogspot.co.uk/20...-side-car.html






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From Gallery @ http://pfestus1.smugmug.com/gallery/412601#!i=121758199&k=htVKcR3



Tho/ough personally I'd go for:

Inc dishy passenger. Info @ http://beemersandbits.com/2011/11/bm...-catching-air/


This may be of interest - http://www.sidecar-industry.com/techpages.htm

And this ADVr thread may be relevant?, but I'd have to have read it to really know - http://www.advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?p=9974779
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Old 08-16-2013, 03:51 PM   #4545
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