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Old 10-11-2013, 12:07 PM   #4636
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re Don't forget your homework...

There are 3 categories of people on this planet:

1) Those who already have power (and those who crave it) which includes
Psychopaths and Money Junkies.
2) The vast majority of the world's population who are held captive by the
Cost of Living (Price of Life) and various 'Manufactured Consent'
strategies employed by those in Cat. 1
3) People who have taken the trouble to disentangle themselves from both
Cat. 1 and Cat. 2 influences.

Category 3 people often lead lives of difficulty because they have to continuously struggle against the MindWank of Existence, which creates alienation and frustration. Quite often, they own and ride motorcycles to alleviate some of this stress, although very few of them accept such concepts as Automatic Stability Control, or Electronic Suspension Adjustment, seeing these things as nothing more than yet another example of Manufactured Consent. The Rothschilds are another manufactured entity designed to force acquiescence among the general population for the way things are. Behind the Rothschilds is a force that creates structures for the
Psychopaths and Money Junkies to occupy, so as to effect control of Cat, 2 people, sucking the juice out of them like ants and aphids. This world need not be like this, but unfortunately Cat. 2 people have no plan, or willingness, to effect change. Even Cat.3 people are stuck for answers, most of the time.


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Old 10-12-2013, 06:17 PM   #4637
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Homework Pt 02...

The House of Rothschild (1934)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=pk93JIkolAU



Oh, so they was the good guys... You should pop over & say thanks -



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Old 10-12-2013, 06:26 PM   #4638
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Somebody is in the process of waking up?...


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Old 10-12-2013, 06:40 PM   #4639
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Old 10-13-2013, 06:55 AM   #4640
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Don't have time for Homework Part 2, as I've just won 25 on the lottery and I'm going to live a life of hedonistic excess and sybaritic joy for as long as I can before the money runs out.....
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Old 10-13-2013, 04:29 PM   #4641
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Old 10-14-2013, 12:01 PM   #4642
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Actually....on second thoughts, rather than spending the money on a wild orgy of self-indulgence, I changed my mind and instead commissioned a high-end web designer to create an educational info-graphic that would illustrate the signs of a cardiac arrest, in the male of a certain age. Should you, or anyone you know, exhibit these symptoms, instantly get in touch with a snob doctor who will guide you through the process towards wellbeing and happiness.....

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Old 10-14-2013, 01:38 PM   #4643
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Old 10-15-2013, 08:50 AM   #4644
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No, not as far as I know.....planktonnn are you still alive?* Let's hope so, and anyway I've commissioned another high-end info-graphic which illustrates a series of seated-callisthenics that people with planktonnn's cardiac related infirmities can utilise for optimum health balance. As you can see, they're very effective for the over-forties with very pink skin.



* I haven't ever raised this delicate point planktonnn, but if you ever happen to cease to live, can I have your bike?
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Old 10-15-2013, 03:14 PM   #4645
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... Planktonnn are you still alive?*
Well I wouldn't give it quite such a grand title as 'alive', but yes.

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... As you can see, they're very effective for the over-forties with very pink skin.

I'm afraid the cumulative modelling fee for this & the previous image runs to 26 (inc. VAT), thus eating up your lotto windfall and then a bit.

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... * I haven't ever raised this delicate point planktonnn, but if you ever happen to cease to live, can I have your bike?
Why yes, yes of course you can have the K75 Me-MW
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Old 10-16-2013, 11:42 AM   #4646
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Well, not wanting to be too picky about potential motorcycle bequests, and not to cast aspersions on the K75 ME-MW (which of course is a fine bike, although somewhat dismantled) I was actually hoping for the DMW. Can you pencil me into your will? Cheers. Obviously, I have already made my wishes known (in the event of myself shuffling off this mortal coil) that you are to inherit my collection of airhead swing(ing) arms, wheels and the entire contents of my shed. Oh, and my Harley Davidson belt.
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Old 10-16-2013, 12:22 PM   #4647
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Old 10-16-2013, 02:57 PM   #4648
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Well, not wanting to be too picky about potential motorcycle bequests, and not to cast aspersions on the K75 ME-MW (which of course is a fine bike, although somewhat dismantled) I was actually hoping for the DMW. Can you pencil me into your will? Cheers. Obviously, I have already made my wishes known (in the event of myself shuffling off this mortal coil) that you are to inherit my collection of airhead swing(ing) arms, wheels and the entire contents of my shed.
Of course dear fellow, I was but teasing thee. All the mechanical stuff goes to you, and all the tech goes to Uncle Ugly (Paul) for sorting & disposal.

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Oh, and my Harley Davidson belt.
That's too far. Now you can just rite phuk orf
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Old 10-17-2013, 03:45 AM   #4649
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Article @ http://www.returnofthecaferacers.com...terceptor.html
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Old 10-19-2013, 03:21 PM   #4650
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